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3, 4 or 5

b, c, e at the same time

why does d) sound like they're going to kill me off?

1 is the only option for true men.

What will your crew be like?

4.

3 fucking 3

3 is the safest bet for thrilling fights and secured pussy. also you cant die so you will live a full life no matter what
1 sounds great, also preatty tight to since you can make yours and your companions superoverpowered.
2 sounds good but the whole "you cant choose what they look like" throws me off
4 and 5 are gay as fuck.
all of this counting from left to right obv.

The mecha pls.

>[...] You are a teenage girl...
Stopped reading here.
4, there's no other choice but 4.

3

What happens if I mash all of them at once?

it would be extremly painfull

1.

>any power you desire
wow, 3 omnipotent people sure sounds useful

2. Reject all girls, live alone with no expenses to pay.

3 by a long mile. Give me my robot. I will fuck my idol waifu in the cockpit while explosions light up the night.

1

The only possible Sup Forumsnswer is 4.

>the sister is blood related

5. I want to find a way.

Already a thing.

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I would havee chosn 2 but the whole 'You can't chose what they look like puts me off so I will chose 3.

What good would 3 impotent companions ever be? Are you really that threatened by competition?

1. It sounds like some fun times or a suicide. Everything else except for mecha is meh.

this. The others just seem like shit in comparison.

2 is by far the best choice
>live on your own with no expenses to pay
i don't care if my harem is full of the ugliest cunts imagineable. with this, I can quit my job and finally go back to being the ultimate NEET for the rest of my life

1. You die in about a month because you don't have the plot armor of Luffy
2. You get blueballed for eternity
3. You most probably get heavily injured or scarred for life
4. You either get used to it and be happy or start loathing the diabetes atmosphere but be forced to do cute things anyway
5. Also blueballed for eternity, and shitty meme

3 or 4 depending on your attitude

2 as long as it's an imouto. I already have a neesan

B, Harem

I'm sorry to be this way, but can I have some sauce? I tried iqdb, google, yandex, and tinyeye and couldn't find anything.

>impotent
omnipotence and impotence are different things, more or less opposites

Option 1: Can't watch anime.
Option 2: Won't have time to watch anime
Option 3: Can't watch anime
Option 4: Could watch anime.
Option 5: Could watch anime.

It'd have to be either 4 or 5, but 4 gives me the most time to watch anime so it'd have to be that one.

>no expenses to pay
Finally I can become the King of NEETs.

1

Be a pirate with immortality-related dimension travelling super power

My 3 companions are waifu-bait with immortality-based superpowers

Instead of travelling/exploring the open seas in one piss, I travel across different fiction with impunity.

if you dont choose 4 you belong on a different board

We posting cyoas now?

>You die in about a month
you have to be an idiot to die, just have your companions be Hajun or Demonbane or whatever

>you can never die in a fight
That sounds scary as hell if it backfires. Harem for me.

>lol being part of a mecha series is fun because war is a game

War is a game if you can't die.

This.

Disagree. War is a game if you can't feel agonizing pain or be traumatized mentally.

5 is like having a real-life waifu so 5.

>the sister is blood related
Aaaaaaaand Chosing 4.

So war is a game if you have drugs on hand?

The only one with drawbacks is 2.
So, any one of those but 2.

Drugs don't help with trauma, they just numb the pain.

3 for /m/e

Can't get trauma if you're high all day.

2 and I only fuck my sister.

4

>gay as fuck

is this way.

Sure you can. The moment process what havehappened after the drug wears off.

T H R E E

That's when you take more drugs. Says you can't die on the battlefield, so just stay there constantly overdosed.

Kyoani is the only sensible choice

Can I press 2 and 4?

depends which show you're on

you end up in the kyoani magical shopping arcade abenobashi reboot

4 sounds like I'm going to get murdered so probably 3.

Give me my fucking mecha right now.

2 or 3.

So 3 is basically Macross right?

>1. You die in about a month because you don't have the plot armor of Luffy
Just pick a power which basically function just as a plot armor.

Outside of your life becoming a literal meme 5 is pretty much an aquire waifu button with the lack of restrictions on it

1 would be tempting if the powers weren't limited to gimpy One Piece powers (good if you want to be a furry or made of an element, bad if you want any sort of real power) and instead I could have Bleach or even Naruto tier bullshit
2 would be more tempting if the harem had more than 4 archetypes and they weren't all fucking awful
4 is gay
5 is a meme
so the only option left is
3, I'm not even the greatest fan of mecha but I'll just make it so my mech will explode should I ever be immobilized in a fight. My plot armour shall carry me to the HQ of whoever the fuck we are fighting as nobody can defeat me. Then I get assassinated as my plot armour offers no defence to that unless I somehow survive the first attack and manage to redefine the assassination into a fight.

Seriously though I would be extra careful because even if I can't die in a fight outright I can still be defeated, imprisoned and then tortured to death. This is why I need to jury rig my mech to explode should it forcibly stop functioning.

I've got this mecha pilot shit in the bag.

FINDS A WAY

honestly a) is the only one that doeesn't seem like a monkey paw trap

These are all good, except the last one.

Id pick three, I feel like I could make a lot of gimmicks out of just the 'you never die in a fight' part. I dont understand why youd want 5. I can see the charm of it but youd basically just be putting yourself in a crappy situation trying to fix it and I already do that every day.

Easily number 4 i just wanna live a peaceful life without getting hurt. Also i can creep on girls ill be that annoying lesbian archetype.

3, but only with the condition that elements from 4 and 5 be applied. In 5 your AU self is also the opposite gender so you are actually calling a man version of the pop star girl you like and still have to get them to bump uglies to stop the main villain in 4 who is a sailor moon tier baddie like iron mouse but she goes to school and has fun even though she came from the AU world to stop something bad.

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i dont even watch that much mecha but i'd choose the mecha one, sounds dope

I press the red button.

enjoy suicide after struggling with survivors guilt for three years of all your friends and love interests dying horribly one after the other

>1.
>choose to become omnipotent
>recreate entire universe for my liking
>create an avatar of myself on earthlike planet

4444444444444444444444444

>2
But you're a NEET? You have all the time in the world to watch anime
>1
Make your superpower something like ''can make a tv with anime on it appear anywhere''

Anybody whodoesnt pick option 2 is antisocial or hella gay.

Is there a secret button? All of these sucks.

Who's that guy?

What kind of harem will 2 be? Will I have any chance of losing my virginity or will I forever only be accidently groping breasts?

Kyoanus show.

I'm picking the harem, and going for a sister ending.

...

E seems to be the only one that doesn't carry a death sentence

fucking piero
god damn almost did no fap for a whole day

>1. You die in about a month because you don't have the plot armor of Luffy
As long as nobody has any flashbacks, you're probably fine.

you have a problem

6.

I am goblin slayer. I hunt goblins or nothing.

harem seems good

i agree
not enough piero

4

F O U R
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This is very comfy.

I'm going to go for B, I may have a death sentence but there is no speed limit to my weapon creation so I'm just going to spam Dirty Bombs all over their shitty country with a fleet of hundreds of B-52 bombers. The Dirty Bombs themselves may not be that dangerous by how will they respond when tens of thousands of bombs are dropped leaking radiation and killing shit tons of people. Also as the nerve agent VX was synthesised before the end of the Vietnam war I have my B-52s airdrop containers of that as well.
WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME? THE GENEVA CONVENTION? CHEMICAL WEAPONS DON'T EXIST YET! (Bonus points for VX literally being short for Venomous Agent X)

What good is magic if body is paralysed, you can't breathe and you die in minutes. Your mistake was banning me from nukes but not other WMDs. Also I'll have Hawker Hunters to shoot down anything in the sky that doesn't belong to my side.

Victory is mine

2 and 4 are both great, it's hard to choose.

>C
>How to remove DIO flesh bud
>"Oh hey guys I'll tell you the secret to DIO's stand if you remove this fucking flesh bud"
>Get flesh bud removed
>Tell them all about Za Warudo
>Also tell them about Vanilla Ice and Cream because why not, maybe Avdol and Iggy don't die
>Go to Morioh and kill the shit out of Kira and his father
>Go find wherever the fuck Pucci is and kill him as well
I don't like Italy so I won't bother with Diavolo, Giorno probably has it in the bad anyway.
Also I must remember to remind Jotaro to stop being such a shit father.

4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

>people go for pocket money when there's literally infinite amount of money before them

so this is the power of american education