Naruto

>Unemployed, orphaned 12 year old has a nicer apartment than you

To hell with ninjutsu; Section 8 alone makes me wish I lived in the Naruto world

You also forget his father was the Hokage and he has a living nuke inside of him. You can at least try to treat the little shit with some kindness.

Reminder that the only reason that the village hated Naruto was because Danzo never leaked that he was the 4ths son

Reminder that literally 79% Of the Leafs problems was because of Danzo

And that same orphan now has a large house, a big-titty wife, and two kids who love him. Naruto now has it better than most of us here

Doesn't Boruto hate him?

No, he just has a case of the tsundere

It's a shounen, so parents are only available as plot advancement tools and money doesn't matter in 99.9% of cases.
He probably gets a lot of shit (like that house) for free though because Sarutobi knows he's Yondaime's son, though he himself and the other people don't know that.

Danzo is a guy that you'd rather have as an enemy than as an ally, what a fucking cunt.

first time noticing the goku hair on that second square.

Fuck off narutards

I still don't get why Madara sperged out so hard. He literally brought forward the darkness that he feared that would arise in the village one day, so if he had done nothing at all everyone would be fine.

He was tricked by the message.

Uchiha genetics

>Reminder that literally 79% Of the Leafs problems was because of Danzo

Did you mean to say the Uchiha because if I recall, they are the ones that are the cause of most of the issues in the series all the way from Konoha to the Mist.

A Nigger tricked him.

>You can at least try to treat the little shit with some kindness.

But they didn't. The whole reason Naruto initially wanted to be Hokage was because he was a pariah

He wanted Hashirama's wood but Hashirama married a woman. Everything in Naruto would have been solved had Madara been a girl.

I think this is impossible to refute

>The actions of one fringe person who is from your family is your fault
I guess all while people are responsible for slavery, all muslims are responsible for ISIS, all Germans are responsible for WW1 and WW2, etc

>I guess all while people are responsible for slavery
Historically black people were the ones doing.

They're supposed to be the masters of genjutsu, yet even Indra was a little pawn. It really must be genetics.

Yeah, but how retarded do you need to be to let a stone tablet tell you to go to war with your own country that you yourself helped create even though everything is going fine for no good reason at all?

At least the new generation finally has a boy and a girl so they can finally go fuck each other.

so how much of an asspull was the moon bitch reveal? Why was it so forced in in the last few chapters?

a pariah that didnt have to steal or kill to make some daily ramen

But user, Uchiha faggotry is genetic. We know this as literal fact.

Yes because it is alwaus an Uchiha who starts shit.
It was Indra the very first Uchiha who chimped out and started a war with his brothet that lasted for god knows hoe many centuries.
Uchihas are canonically proven to be buttfuck crazy tards that can start a massacre if they experienced a bad day.
Like the kyubi attack, the kyubi got loose and when he got loose he had giant sharingans for eyes.
These are the guys who started killing eachother for god knows what kind of retarded uchiha reason, because they found out they could bend reality with their eyes.
When the kyubi escaped and had giant sharingan for eyes, konoha had every reason to keep them under surveilance since the only Uchihas as far as anyone knew where the Uchihas from the leaf.
But instead of just keeping cool and show their loyalty by showing they have nothing to hide, they start planning a fucking coup, because nothing proves your loyalty and innocence to the goverment more than starting a fucking coup.
No race has ever started more shit than the Uchiha, almost everything bad that happend can be traced back to those red-eyed retarded inbred rednecks.

Sequel bait. I think they dropped hints about her ass like 20-30 chapters before she was revealed.
She could have been introduced the moment they revealed the Sage of Six Paths.

With the story as it is, the Senju clan is dead, right? Shouldn't this be a problem? Also, has Kishimoto ever explained how the fuck Naruto is Ashura's reincarnation if he's not even a fucking Senju?

It doesn't have be a Senju
They just have to be a descendant of Ashura. Which the Uzumaki were.

Uzumaki are off-shoots of the Senju. Its a plot point.
Though Tsunade being the grandchild of the First Hokage sorta means that there is at least one Senju around and if she has a child then there are as many Senju as there are Uchiha.

Her ovaries are probably dried up.

Yeah, because he had ninja food stamps

I'm sure she can ninja magic a way around that. She could just go to Orochimaru and he'd sort it.

Senju and Uzumaki are relatives

Goddamn it you are right. Orochimaru can literally solve any problem at this point.

I'm pretty sure the third Hokage paid all the bills for naruto.

Orochimaru is honestly the truest form of "A nobody can achieve great things even without genetics".

He's just some nobody who devoted himself to science, found immortality, created a clone with in-built Sage Mode, understood the workings of the soul and still managed to get away with living exactly how he wanted to.

Reminder that everything would have been solved if the male Uchiha were female.
>Madara would have married Hashirama & gotten the long & hard Senji wood she lusted for her entire life
>Obito would have been tsundere for Kakashi & thus Rin's death would be less impactful
>It'd be weird staring into your own eye during sex but fuck it
>Sasuke would have been an extremely bro-con imouto & Naruto's obsession with bringing Sasuke back would have less homolust
>Also snake tits

>A nobody
Kinda debatable. Hiruzen noted that he was a genius that comes only once in decades.
Yes he came from literal who ninja parents, but he wasn't some average joe like Lee.

What if Yamato and Tsunade have a kid?

Does Tsunade hit menopause yet?

Lee in himself isn't a really good example either though. He's a genius in "Hard Work" as Guy said during the exams.
They're both genetic nobodies who worked hard to achieve what they set out to do.
I will agree Orochimaru being intellectually superior didn't hurt his chances but by the same token it was him who cultivated that intelligence and achieved many great things with zero in the way of genes.

Isn't her body physically as old as it appears, due to her rejuvenation jutsu? Also, I love how in the last chapter she looks younger than ever.

I'm guessing the Senjus sorta intermarried all around.
But even then it is just weird that Tsunade being the grandchild of the 1st doesn't have any types of cousins and what not.

>Isn't her body physically as old as it appears, due to her rejuvenation jutsu?

Yes, Creation Rebirth has made her body physically older due to burning through the lifespan of her cells.

She just has to stop cheating with this transformation jutsu bullshit. Bitch, we know you're like physically 1000 years old, stop lying to us.

I'm suddenly curious how 70 year old Sakura would look.

That's why nippon socialism just werkz. Anime proved it!

>the legend of the first Hokage and Madara seems like it was ages ago somewhere placed in the middle ages even
>turns out it was only like 70 years ago
this confuse anyone else?

It would explain, why some random nobodies from no name clans can become OP in the leaf like Minato or Kakashi.

It wouldn't make sense for it to be centuries ago if there were only four hokage from then to now.

Minato was distantly a Senju I think.

Especially when one died in less than a decade of office.

Because prophecies and shit desu.
You gotta remember that Madara grew up in a shit hole of a world. Constant wars with every other clan. They were ninja barbarians. Also, he was an Uchiha, so you know he's fucking insane.

i would say that doesn't make much sense either
why was the 3rd around so long but once he dies suddenly you have Tsunade taking office, then Danzo for like a week, then Kakashi and finally Naruto within a 15 year period?

Speaking of which, the candidate pool must have been really, really terrible when Minato died considering they gave the job back to his predecessor

Kakashi's father was the White Fang tho. Special chakra and everything.

Well I think Danzo wanted to have go at it, until Hiruzen said fuck it no, I'm doing it again.
And the Daimyo has a crush on Jiraiya so he just gave the job back to Jiraiya's teacher.
Jiraiya was the only other option and he didn't want it.

Yep. Minato even that his name dwarfed even that of the Sannin.

>we'll never witness comfy dad Sakumo moments

What was special about the white fang, wasn't he also just some OP normalfag?

Kakashi life is tragic as fuck. Nagato and Obito can't even match

>mother died at a young age
>father commits suicide because he is turned into a pariah and his son discovers his body
>his friend "dies" protecting him
>is forced to murder his other close friend
>later is told his father figure was murdered along with his wife
>later he is unable to save one of his students from turning to evil
>has to deal with the fact that his other student, the son of said murdered father figure is endangered by a group of terrorists
>is "murdered" by a mad man that wants to kill said student
>later discovers the leader of group of terrorists is the friend that saved him all those years

It's amazing that Kakashi never broke.

no one poops in anime therefore shit cannot compare to irl

t. Danny Phantom Tranny Killer

Kakashi was broken when the series started

>Indulges in erotic fiction to forget about the world
>Has no shame in regards to his hobby, even reading it in front of his students
>Zero interest 3D women
>Still contributes to a society he has no investment in

Is Kakashi the ideal otaku?

And it just kept getting worse for him. Seriously.

Actually, Naruto had the runs that very same chapter

I think losing everyone he loved made him stop giving a fuck about what others thought of him, but in the end he still wanted to protect the nation and world that meant so much to his fallen love ones.

Yet people bitch at him why didn't he raise Naruto?
Right the emotionally stunted 14 year old who has gone through more tragedy than virtually 90% of the cast combined should be raising the tyke bomb.

Broken, but never went full crazy like an Uchiha

having a retard but good friend in guy kept him from commiting that

Yeah. Guy is really underrated for that.

OP from a dying clan. Dime a dozen in this series.

He did break. Didn't go full batshit.

user the Uchiha are born crazy. It takes trauma for it to active fully.

Thank God he wasn't born as an Uchiha. He would put Ninja Jesus, Sauce, Hagoromo, Momoshiki, and Kaguya to shame.

Boruto doesn't hate him, he just doesn't like how busy his dad is and since he's like 10 he doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand why Naruto can't be home all the time.

They constantly say and hint throughout the series that Boruto just wants his dad's attention.

I WANNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH CHOUCHOU AND SARADA-CHAN

>learn about Edo Tensei
>learn about the Rinnegan ressurection shit
>still want to go forwards with the Infinite Tsukuyomi instead of just ressurecting Rin by those means
Is Obito retarded?

He definitely broke at one point.

And that was when he killed Rin.
Little he did know, his suffering had just begun.