Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

No thread for fat elves?

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Fat elves should go to /fit/ and come back without the excess fat.

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Look at the size of those taters.

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>draw me like one of your french fries

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what a lazy potato elf

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so these freeloaders dont even let him sleep on the bed of his own house? holy shit fantasy races are assholes.

>laughing at your manga-self
Meta humor?

A cute.

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Spoilered for intense Elf abuse.

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this reminds me of a doujin

Is he even getting paid for all this shit? poor dude.

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So that's what despair looks like

>implying you wouldn't house an ero elf for free to make her do ero things for you

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>All around me are familiar faces...
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

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she looks like a lazy good for nothing that probably doesnt even clean her own mess, no amount of ero things are worth that.

also i meant the fact that helping people lose weight is literally his job.

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that is what this is all about, unlike ugly cakefatty

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Give an elf some fries, feed her for a day.
Teach an elf to make fries, feed her until potatoes run out.

Elves are quick to recognize foodness.

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Sweet chubby elf farts.

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homemade fries always taste better than the ones you get in fast food restauraants and that's a fact.

>skips out on the bathing scene
Well you just lost half your audience

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>I'll start working hard tomorrow
Damnit, elf, stop reminding me that I need to work out.

This is a dumb way to make potatoes. Instead, salt some water and bring it to a boil while you clean and cut your potatoes into wedges. Get your oven to 450.

Once your water is at a roiling boil, drop your wedges in there for no more and no less than 4 minutes. To blanch them. Take them off the heat and pour out the water by holding the cover on top of the pot with only a small gap. Get as much water out of there, take off the top to let some evaporate.

Then pour in a tablespoon or two of olive oil depending on the quantities of potato wedges. Salt, pepper and optionally, rosemary or chili power or BBQ spice mix or whatever you enjoy.

Gently toss it. You don't want to break up your potatoes.

Then place the wedges skin side down on a plate and bake in the oven for 20 to 40 minutes depending on how crispy you want the outside to be.

You'll get perfect delicious crispy outside fluffy inside potato wedge "fries".

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Potato elf was at war with something? is she a war veteran then?

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I'm just here for the porn. Manga are all just porn so don't let the details bother you too much

POTATOCEPTION

Jo Jo potatoes are delicious.

Erufuda is on her way to becoming a housewife, but who is this mysterious homewrecker lurking in the shadows?

Why is Erufuda trying to lose weight? she's literally perfect as she is

Thanks Ditshick.

How can this man sleep in the same room as an elf without raping it? Is he gay?

He's not into fatties.

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Says the fat ass.

why is the pig fat living with him? I would have kicked her ass out already

What did she say?

>thats some awfully fragrant mud
she's too cute

Erufuda with her hair down is too cute for words

Fish is FRESH

So Satyr will make Erufyda even fatter right?

>She's just crashing at his place, watching him work out from his bed

Are they really not fucking?

He literally said he is indeed into fatties though.

Master procrastinator. Just like me.
I'm "starting tomorrow" a couple years already.

Cakefatty is cute but she needs to get fatter.

I didn't expect to laugh this hard at this page.

>Erufuda eats fries to calm her ptsd from the war
Damn

>pour out the water by holding the cover on top of the pot
Please don't implore newbies to do this. Can't tell you how many times I've had to start over because someone felt like being a fancy boy when the strainer was right there.

>Just sliced nuked potatos
This sounds awful.

Gosh, I hope so.

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Both Erufuda an Kuroeda humiliated her, so I'd assume she'll go for both of them

I wish she would appear more often

where the fuck is elf vomit user?

>Erufuda will be the one gaining weight
>Not Boss

Oh well

If you want fat boss justread the pig elf chapter.

>self-employed
Sl what does she do?
For the others it actually says employed or unemployed, did she start her own business?

She pleases old men for potato

When you can't even vomit, it's probably means your end is near.

probably at McDonalds or something

So how big is Erufuda gonna get?

Whats the biggest Meth has gone?

The absolute madman

Why aren't the other girls guarding him?

>This wasn't her first time

You're *completely* wrong. She displeases young men and gets deprived of potato.

they take shifts

Nagamon

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pls someone translate

>g.e- is down
rip

getting past the sad panda is a rite of passage

the downtime seems to have killed my cookie

it does that every few years

But Erufuda is there for several days straight.

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They all have jobs/shit to do. Erufuda is literally just a potato hobo

*that pleases old men for potato
Going out on a limb im gonna assume she makes those live pay to stream videos of her eating potatoes and filthy japs just throw money at her. Not enough to make a living of course but enough to get some fries. Since it seems almost all of the girls are still undiscovered by the rest of the world, they just assume she is cosplaying.

My guess is that she sells stuff that is abundant and cheap in her world but rare and expensive in ours.

but she can't go back if she's so fat

Maybe she came here with a stockpile of it but can't come back, kind of like a one way airplane ticket.

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