Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Comfy Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174596941/Rechtspopulismus-Studie-Nicht-Rassismus-sondern-gefuehlte-Benachteiligung-macht-AfD-stark.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174595195/Soli-Debatte-Am-Ende-scheitert-die-AfD-mit-ihren-beiden-Zielen.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
youtube.com/watch?v=k72ZK8cGmrI (When you are stuck at a few reps)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
youtube.com/watch?v=UhryCz01EIg

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/pdih5A_IAJ0
spiegel.de/panorama/gesellschaft/sarah-rambatz-so-habe-ich-den-shitstorm-erlebt-a-1188522.html
youtube.com/watch?v=mwJyRXvXdqA
dejure.org/gesetze/StGB/219.html
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/sprengstoffund-bei-mitglied-von-linkem-buendnis1/
voiceofeurope.com/2018/03/third-german-teen-girl-murdered-by-an-afghan-migrant-she-refused-to-convert-to-islam/#.Wqqlw3zDlGc.twitter
forum.1001geschichte.de/index.php
youtu.be/EZjUrm4hNUE
youtube.com/watch?v=Yg33puYGoEk
youtu.be/4q7E5m0fV_o
youtube.com/watch?v=RBRxM5yq2NU
youtu.be/pMusjyWaWT4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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first

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Yeah the product looks fine, there are cheaper ones made out of stainless steel but copper is better

Any news on this one?

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The sounds of late night faggotry.
>youtu.be/pdih5A_IAJ0

spiegel.de/panorama/gesellschaft/sarah-rambatz-so-habe-ich-den-shitstorm-erlebt-a-1188522.html

Poor girl

>Rambatz' Geschichte beginnt mit einem "stinknormalen Filmabend"

Still fighting for the extinction of the german people.

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>(((Sarah Rambatz)))
does she try being ironic or what?

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How can AfD save Germany?

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is that cunt still active? kek
bump and get this shit going
heil
thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=mwJyRXvXdqA

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>turn on ard/zdf while cooking
>Mordinspektion instanbul

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Holy shit, what a poor, delusional girl...

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> thread pic
I feel honoured.

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>Früher:
"Jemand hat mich im Internet ne Schwuchtel genannt!"
"Das ist ja wirklich einfallsreich ihr Streber, geh wieder Internet spielen."

>Heute:
"Jemand hat mich im Internet ne Schwuchtel genannt!"
"WIE BITTE?! Geht's dir gut? dafür werden diese rechten Trolls und dieser Sup Forums-typ bezahlen!"

>filename
Why don't you commit suicide?
And why is there no English word for suicide in a positive way like Freitod?

>tfw no German gf

How new are you?

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>Mordinspektion instanbul
literally boomer tv
>"ooooh look at the passion of these people"

Getting rid of antifa would be a first step in the right direction.

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what is 219a?

dejure.org/gesetze/StGB/219.html

>219a
>m muh abortion
>i dont want jamals kid, now pay for me hans

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That's a law that makes it illegal to advertise for abortions.

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heading off to see the girl that gave me a run pass now because ive been a "disgusting racist"
wish me luck anons
ich will fukkn

well, in 1933 context the law made sense
in 2018 germany, i actually am Pro abortion
get rid of the mutt spawns

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looks like she got "rambatzt" after all

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Good luck user.

In other news
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/sprengstoffund-bei-mitglied-von-linkem-buendnis1/

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oh, ok, i see.
advertising with a slender built happy looking young women in a bikini for the purpose of commercial enterprise is completely verboten haram.
advertising abortions is just the best...
JUST....

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its going to work
>"ich schea user die luisa steht endz auf dich aba warum sagst du so ausländer raus?"
>"weil ich die hasse"
>"ja sag des doch nicht auf nem date soooo"
>"ja doch ich hasse die"
>"ja ok egal aber sei halt nett zu ihr"
>"ja läuft"
women dont have any ideals anymore
thx kamerad

>i dont want jamals kid,
das raycis

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His name is Johannes Bock.

They can't just another controlled opposition party that will change exactly nothing. Just a new face. Nothing more

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wait what, they also had radiactive shit?!
also, real explosives or some grey market firecracker?

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voiceofeurope.com/2018/03/third-german-teen-girl-murdered-by-an-afghan-migrant-she-refused-to-convert-to-islam/#.Wqqlw3zDlGc.twitter

>wants to fucken a degenerate leftie which will abort your children and cuck you with jamal because she's progressive.

Kraut/pol/ has hit a new low.

Stirb endlich.

>fucken a degenerate
better than nofap

spreading my genes
if she goes "unterhalt"
i go "kleiderbügel"

>räder müssen rollen für den sieg

i hope you wont get falsely accused of rape
stay save

I have no idea about chemistry but the press writes that it were real explosives.

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>Fucking degenerates and throwing my morals for which i shitpost daily and rage about over board is better than NoFap.

I dunno, mate.. I wish i could agree here, but i just don't.

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the carbide is plenty enough to build a bomb
every idiot can do it, just need a pressure vessel, carbide, water and a cellphone

Weiber kannst du alle vergessen

Where can I meet girls who want a good ol' fucken? I look below average btw

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abortion should only be legal in extreme cases like rape imho
otherwise people should just learn to live with the consequences or protect themselves

Are they serious?

>Calciumcarbid
Reagiert stark mit Wasser/Feuchtigkeit
>Magnesium
ist leicht entzündlich, wahrscheinlich Starthilfe für was auch immer mit dem Schwefel passiert, oder Stinkt einfach.
>Buttersäure
Stinkt abgöttisch.

Don't become a degenerate person user!

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ne Flas Acetylene gas (getarnt??) ist das perversete was man ins feuer stellen kann
Tschüss EG und Feuerwehrmann

ok, so homebrew.
just wonering, because i read some rumours about antifa befriending jihadists

>seine wafi verkehret mit dem ewigen jid und neger

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>Beiträge: 1
>literally 1 Post by this ID

Friend, she most likely is a slut anyway. user didn't say he's going to marry her. Wish him luck!

wtf?!!?
also, asyl beznesser, is that supposed to mean 'business'?

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No

Bettnässer

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>the absolute state of german girls

heh

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I just read a few of the stories posted there and I'm pretty sure at least half of them are trolls making fun of the community.

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no, must be the 'code'-speak for business on that forum (as opposed to a true love-seeking noble wild man for them to tame)

Post below is why exactly i would like user to find his dream girl.
Sluts are most likely aplenty, i wouldn't stick my dick into some refugees welcome lifeboat-pussy.

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

yeah, but pretty long delay/lurking time b4 first post, so..

Gold Source?

Gottverdammich!

WAS IST DAS FÜR EIN DRECK!?

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>Bettnässer
Why did this make me laugh so hard?

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seems somewhat old to be troll, pre deluvian date

der Untermensch

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checked
forum.1001geschichte.de/index.php

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>that arm
is this special olympics?
i genuinely cant tell

youtu.be/EZjUrm4hNUE

Heiho, heiho, heihei!

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>frog
youtube.com/watch?v=Yg33puYGoEk

Ich grüße die Kammeraaden in Cottbus

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>he doesnt know HER

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youtu.be/4q7E5m0fV_o

Looks jewish

beznessed.com

checked

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A modern classic. The look on the faces of the shitkins in the background is priceless.

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take it back, asshole

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She is a jew or a slav or both.

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>Merkel gets elected for a 4th mandate

what the fuck are you people doing

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hunting.

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It would've taken TEN people to tip the thing.

TEN PEOPLE.
>youtube.com/watch?v=RBRxM5yq2NU

she reminds me of kaiser wilhelm

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Germans are following their leader till the bitter end. Nothing new

youtu.be/pMusjyWaWT4

Wir grussen die Patrioten in Cottbuss

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A timeless classic, one could argue.
I can see this exact same guy delivering the exact same punch as a caveman, a Roman, a crusader, a conquistador,...

>tailor "weinsteined.com" swift


also waifu on knive shoes is slav and a CUTE

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Good. I hope she gets killed. Traitors like her belong in Auschwitz

they clearly were under orders directly from the tv