Himouto! Umaru-chan R

You are Santa. What do you do?

deliver presents, I guess

>not selling them and moving to Mexico before anyone catches on
Actually, you don't even need to run away. Santa has crazy powers, being able to appear and disappear as he pleases wherever he pleases.
You'd be the new kingpin, and no one would be able to stop you. You could have as many elementary school kids on your lap as you want and tell them how naughty they are, while you fondle their cute little bottoms.

tell her to stop being such a nut

I call my friend Jesus and tell him we have work to do.

I'd rape Sylphyn while she sleeps.

What the hell is wrong with her mouth?

Tsf a best

Steal lolis

>ohayo sylphin-chan watashi wa gook desu

Santa doesn't visit the Japanese kids anymore. Not since he was dodging artillery back in 1940.

Give umaru coal.

cola*

I'd "introduce her to my little friend", if you desu my wah.

Did ebina and tahei bang?

Give her burger friends

Give her what she wants desuwa

Why does TSF want to rivalu with Umaru so much?

She thinks they'll become better friends if they are rivals.

>christmas episode
>it's not even november
What the hell Japan

expect u-men in black

Dead thread for a dead shitty series

keep your friends close and your enemies closer