The US military has become a Sup Forums parody of itself

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>siding with dune coons
>ever
topkek, faggit.

DO YOU EVEN W-W-W-WATCH RICHARD AND MORTIMER THO

>US Commander

pic related

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This is fucking hilarious

why does he look so gay

Sup Forums memes control reality

This country is a joke. A sad goddamn joke.

sigh

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>has become

Oh sweet summer child

El esclavo de Israel

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I have so many questions about the grooming standards and discipline of the Israeli military.

>beards
>fat
>that bitch in the front doesn't have her heels together
>everyone's looking around like they're not at attention

maybe we fight Israel's wars because they literally can't fight them themselves. Really makes you think.

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>military threads on Sup Forums
>SO WUTS UR EXCUSE FOR NOT ENLISTING?
>I don't want to die for Israel
>WE AINT DYIN FOR IZREEL, WE'RE WOOPIN MUZZIE ASS!
>US general says we are prepared to die for Israel

What does America get in return for dying for Israel? I mean except for being hated by every nation on the planet, including white nations.

Kazakhstani jew slayer on the far right. hide ur gold

I agree that doesn't even look like an army.. It looks like Heimbach and the trailer bunch trying to do a TWP summer rally.

A whole bunch of dead mutts and some debt
G*d bless america

>siding with semites
>ever

it's another OP tries to make himself feel better about being a flat-footed chickenshit episode

haha, their fault for joining the military

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mutts should be exterminated.

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Active duty Muhreen here, who else is a vet or currently serving lurking in this thread?

Canadian troops are there too

he looks like a cute penguin

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Absolute state of Americuns

Im glad this country isnt a slave to Israel

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Oh god I can't

HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGG
SALSA NOW user

Throughout all time and space, I will laugh

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it's a bunch of random, conscripted jews, they aren't very well known for athletic physiques and sharp appearances

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Compare that to this.
Virgin Burger mutt marines vs Chad Sven spacemarines.

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youtu.be/-LksYTLJpVE

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OP YOU GOT SPLAININ

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Any point is made irrelevant, leaf.

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the military has had a number of issues over decades. as a result they had to remove lots of people who were to easily swayed . this caused a number of things to happen like a complete breakdown of the chain of command. this caused many operations to be done very half assedly

also behavioral problems abound internationally in allied nations bases caused a series of adjustments after a pattern emerged

at this point if the trannys and women cant behave well we wont have allied nations hosting our troops to prevent them from turning on us. we dont like to admit it but we need allies to even have any hope of avoiding a lot of casualties in a real war

They have no gear. Where are their plate carriers or main packs? That hatchet is bad ass though.

Sauce

>can't own an Ak-5 in Canada since it's an FNC variant
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many of you faggots have actually served?

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WE HAVE THE WRONG ALLIES AGAIN

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all wearing blackface to satiate their BBC cuckhold fetish

Man the IDF are a joke we had 5 of them come over for EOD training and they turned up in unironed kit, Berets like dinner plates just like OP's pic and stunk. Too bad i'm Jewish and fucked one of the two whores that came with the three guys and probably have a little shit running around Tel Aviv now.

The UK isn't controlled by kikes,too?Hahahahahahahaha! Wrong. You'll also be majority muslim by 2050 so theres that.

They didn't wear helmets or platecarriers for this specific shoot, In actual combat they won't use berets or simple carry vests instead for real protective gear.
Carried one of those for 15 months during mandatory service, Will carry it again after this summer ;)

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Fuck

It's a beautiful rifle. Only FNC-type I cared about. Would also like to own an H&K G3 pattern but those are prohibited here as well. Feels bad.

Its okay Boland you can be into us ))))

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jews have been wandering people for thousands of years, they have never had an actual army.

Made this for you.

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There are reasons I did not join.

H&K G3 and the FNC are the main service rifles we use, G3 for Homeguard and FNC for regular units.
I have fired both and i love both of them but i love the g3 as it does not feel like a peashooter but more like an actual rifle when you fire it haha.

Iam dying hahahah good one user.

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Oh looks fake news again.

>Never to be deployed in anger or defense of anything but a fallen tree blocking immigration routes.

no bully pls

I managed to fire a G3 from a buddy when I was in an American port which is how I fell in love with it. Later discovered it was prohibited for civilian ownership in my country which was a downer. I wouldn't mind making friends with a Swede to fire an Ak-5 if I ever make it into a port there..

Guess I'll need to take a basic Swedish language course, haha.

>have literally 0 years of combat experience in a span of 70 years

It's a conscript army dude. It's basically Jewish summer camp only instead of playing games like "steal the foreskin" they just shoot tear gas at Palestinians that are mad their houses got bulldozed. The IDF is genuinely a shit tier ground force which is why they consistently get blown right the fuck out by Hezbollah and their MBT literally funnels RPG-7s directly into the gun ring by design.

>More like
Not deployed due to insufficient budget
I got to try it at an excercise with the homeguard who let us try their gear and we let them try our gear or well atleast have a look at it (Served in a tank-brigade) I really like the the G3 and wouldn't mind carrying it over my Ak5D if i served in the infantry.
>Guess I'll need to take a basic Swedish language course.
Pfft i have met foreigners here who lived here for 30+ years and only speak English, You'd get by just fine atleast down here in the South.
Also here have some sailors while we are it.
youtube.com/watch?v=PckBdgEvLDA

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Maybe not much combat but they have fought in Afghanistan and other shitholes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Amphibious_Corps

we did it again. accidentally meme'd too hard.

yet, anime still isnt real

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⊥. Mohammed

Yeah I messed with Swedish ships before. You guys do crazy shit like painting over the numbers on our hulls. Great guys, really professional down off of Somalia where I met some sailors.

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is hatchet duty an honor or punishment

Why use double-edged axe? Isn’t normal one would be better for everything? Looks cool though

just fucking look at israeli soldiers without JIDF Instahoes propaganda glasses

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The worst part is I bet that dude's at least a master sergeant

You seem to do it every single time tho LOL
You are honorary kikes

First it was the plus sign and now lower case Ts? Does your hatred for our lord and savior Jesus Christ know no bounds Moshe?

>Yeah I messed with Swedish ships before. You guys do crazy shit like painting over the numbers on our hulls.
Didn't know this tell me more haha.
>Great guys, really professional down off of Somalia where I met some sailors.
So you have been apart of operation Atalanta? I'd love to go hunting pirates.
It's an honor for the marinecore, Usually atleast one battleaxe is carried when storming a beach or island for the symbology of it.

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Double-edged for the looks of it of course, It is a symbol for the marinecore here.

(((Army))) vet.

>when storming a beach
>sweden
wat

Not killing and dying for our greatest ally, fucking anti semites.

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I see. Thanks.

Yes believe it or not but we have beaches.
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Thats Greatest Ally™ goy.

vet reporting.

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>Didn't know this tell me more haha.
It's a navy tradition among a billion other little navy traditions to mess with other boats. One night we're close to a Swede ship (don't remember the name off the top of my head) and some cheeky fucks snuck over in a zodiac or whatever their equivalent is and painted on our hull. Germans like doing this too for some reason (along with getting crazy drunk at sea haha). We were planning on stealing their flags or changing their hull number as well IIRC.
>Atalanta
Is that the EU name for it? Canada/RCN just has generic patrols and occasionally NATO ops down there.

well yeah i assume you have water bodies. im just curious when was the last time a swede "stormed" a beach, which i assume references an actual battle on a beach.

This is the kind of people that will send white americans to be butchered into the meat grinder of the Middle East to fight for the geopolitical interests of Israel.

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>It's a navy tradition
Haha really? Now i have never heard of stories like this before from my friends who served in the navy, Or well they only serve in the Baltic/North sea region.
I guess this is what you mean by messing with eachother haha.
youtube.com/watch?v=bYFMZ_wuqXI
>Is that the EU name for it?
Yeah it is.

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Hmm probably around the early 1800s when Swedish marines stormed Gotland and retook it from Russia.
Since then not a single time in combat ops.

>Now i have never heard of stories like this before from my friends who served in the navy, Or well they only serve in the Baltic/North sea region.
I'm sure your buddies have a bunch of stories working with EU navies. I don't think the RCN visits non-NATO ports often so I don't know if I'll ever make it up there. If Sweden joins NATO then you'll definitely be hearing all kinds of shit from your navy buddies.

Probably not, I have seen Dutch, French, US ships in the harbour down in Gothenburg when i strolled by but never RCN ships.
We will probably never join Nato, There simply is not enough support for it here.

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fuckin hell lol

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Based ally ! Best goyim !
Feels good. God dammit. Feels so good and safe in a walled off ethnostate with the worlds police as your private army.
In the meanwhile europoors flooded with shitskins and go to jail for speaking about it lololololol my sides.

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>mandatory service


At least we have a choice lmao

Hello my jewish friend and greatest of allies

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING SWEDEKEK
AMERICA IS WHITE

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It's for balance, you fucking morons. It's also far more efficient than an ordinary axe when it comes to battle, which is the whole purpose of the balance. You want to be able to strike quickly, have it double-edged makes that very convenient, and also helps with blocking.

Swedish submarines are god awful

I think it is good, and a crushing majority of Swedes think it is good, You become a much stronger person from learning the traits of the military life.

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These are old ones though from cold war.
Pic related is what we use now.

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