Who will play him in the inevitable HBO mini-series?

Who will play him in the inevitable HBO mini-series?

Ashton Kutcher.

Michael Cera

Me.

*Apostle tries to eat Guts*
"What are you still doing here? I ALREADY FIRED YOU!"

Steve Buscemi

Idris Elba

He can play the fetus

guts - adam sandler
casca - amy schumer
griffith - rob schneider

The Rock

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I vomited a little

This guy

I would unironically watch it, provided it was a later arc.

Who ever plays him, will they make him special elf ears to wear?

He would have to wear coloured contact lenses and dye his hair but his body and facial features are perfect

Kama Bullet

>facial features

Fuck no. Guts ain't no pretty white boy. They better get a dark featured south or central european guy to play him.

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With how slow everything Berserk related moves, they probably haven't been born yet.

Kevin Spacey would make a great Donovan

But who would play the general guy who loves Griffith's bum so much he literally wants him back by his side just for that?

Guts - Robert Downey Jr

Griffith - Jared Leto

Casca - Halle Berry

Donovan - Bruce Willis

Skull Knight - Benedict Cucumber

On second thought. Laurence Fishburne would do a better Donovan than Bruce.

lmao

>his body is perfect
guts body is almost twice the size and defined, you would need someone who roided for atleast 4 years to portray his body right

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I was thinking more of Bill Cosby...

HBO is old and busted

this shit is going to be on netflix

This

Enjoy your PG13 Berserk with no sex and violence.

harvey weinstein

Bruce Campbell

Berserk by Nolan
Would it work?

I'd watch it.

There's only one director that can handle an autistic, silent protagonist that does not like to be touched and that's Refn.

This guy

Hemsworth is 6'3", Guts is canonically 6'2"
Granted, he's surrounded by humanlets. Casca was 5'3" and Griffith was 5'7"

Would this scene be able to air even on HBO?

He's talking about muscles, not the distance between the soles and the scalp.

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Only one director has shown that he has the eye for dark, twisted fantasy and a love of practical effects and that's Guillermo Totoro.

Jesus fuck I almost died

Nicolas Cage

I know. But Guts has never been depicted as XBOX hueg. He's a big guy, but not ridiculously bulky.
And he's only been drawn thinner and more wiry in latter chapters.

And Villeneuve

m'askusum GRIFF

Unrelated but I'm hyped for his work in Death Stranding.

Gee I don't know, how about the guy Miura ripped Guts' character off from who just also happens to be active in the TV industry.

Arnold Schwarzenegger at his prime would make a perfect Guts.

The guy that plays Negan/The Comedian would be good, but you'd have to dye his hair.

Too pretty.

I remember hearing somewhere that Miura also used Conan as a big inspiration for the early series.

A crossover would be pretty cool

Scott Adkins

Would Daredevil's actor be good or does he have too much of a babyface?

He would be the perfect director, you literally can't prove me wrong.

Rough him up a bit, fix his fucking accent. He'd be perfect

You're mixing up Dark Horse's localization with Miura's writing, retard.

>dark horse localized Miura's art and premise
Is this bait, Guts being haunted and chased by interstice monsters is basically Ash being haunted by the shit he opened from the Necronomicon in the first 2 Evil Dead films.

lol

>but not ridiculously bulky
Are you retarded?
Like seriously mentaly ill?
I'm pretty sure you don't know a thing about the human physique and never worked out a single day in your life, you probably think guts body is achivable staying natty

your saying that like guts isn't a 9/10

this is even before he became bigger you fucking faggot

guts is huge as fuck, even more so that he's like 6'3'' with that body is inhuman

Guts is gritty pretty
Prime Arnold is pretty pretty

guts isn't 6'3 he's 6'8 so having that much muscles is almost impossible for any human being even after 4 years of roiding.
If he was alive we could consider him a god

>getting mad that no one is buying your shitty headcanon
Go back to Sup Forums if you want to be autistic.

God look how fucking small his cock is, literally a micropenis.

Art of them makes me sad every time. They were so close to being happy.

>6'8'' guy
>what is a grower

>shitty headcanon
>go back to Sup Forums

you have to be atleast 18 to post here user

the manga is now headcanon

good to know mate, thank you for your sophisticated opinion

he's 6'3 not 6'8

>What is a grower
A thing dicklets think is real to make themselves feel better

idk wiki says otherwise, but I don't know where they get there information but if you look at pictures with guts standing beside other people 6'8'' is more believable than 6'3''

Scientific studies show that all cocks even out in the end.

>a thing dicklets think is real to make themselves feel better

1.5 inch when flaccid and 7x5.5 when erect
I bet it's bigger than yours pussy

I wouldn't even be mad, just get him back into acting, he didn't deserve any of this.

Wow I would unironically kill myself if my dick was that small, I feel sorry for you user.

Top kek

PUT YOUR ALIMONY ON

Anthony Rapp, Kevin Spacey will play Donovan.

>actually a decent actor when he isn't given shit roles like Soopermin and actually knows how to do the method acting necessary for Guts
>has the physique for it
>tall as fuck
>able to put out the aggression for it

Henry Cavill would be an amazing Guts

>capeshit actor
No

>tall as fuck
no

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Idris Elba