Comfy Caulifla Thread

No discussing anime vs manga, no falseflagging, no spics and no derailing
Just a comfy thread to post Caulifla and talk about how much we love her

KEKifla will get removed by CHADhan when the time comes.

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She looks like the sexy saiyan girls my friends and I would draw in middle school, looking back it was pretty cringey. These are grown adults being paid to come up with the same shit.

>no spics
You're in a dragonball thread. Everyone posting here is a spic. You are a spic.

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Caulifla is love
Caulifla is life
Caulifla a cute
A CUTE
I LOVE CAULIFLA SO FUCKING MUCH
I'M GOING TO MARRY CAULIFLA
I want to hold hands with her and have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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Caulifla is yummy.

Caulifla Blanco when?

Where's her tail?

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No, Cauliflower tastes like ass.

Caulifla Blanca*

Dumb americans don't know women get feminine adjectives and males get masculine adjectives.

Esto es ahora un Gohan Blanco Thread.

Remind the Grande Padre that this is the end.

It's sad that we won't see best girl for a few weeks.

I wonder what her ass tastes like

>be Caulifla
>be a weak, tiny female
>pretending to fight with the big boys because you're emotionally insecure
>one of them finally gets sick of you sticking your uterus where it doesn't belong and fires an energy blast
>said energy blast cuts through your crop top and exposes your breasts
>you're not actually hurt but you scream like a bitch and shrink down to cover your precious nudity because you'd rather be eliminated and doom your universe than continue fighting with a little skin

Women don't belong in combat.

Shit?

You better delete this file, this is a blue board.
No Pedros allowed. That means no Gokufag shippers.

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KALES GONNA FREAK

A slut like her wouldn't mind fighting naked.

>Zeno raises his hands to erase Caulifla's universe
>her last words: "At l-least I die being desirable as a w-wife!"

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It was fun while it lasted bros.

>hurr let us circlejerk in peace
Sup Forums isn't your your safe space faggot. Cowshitfla is shit and she looks like a sad caricature of sideshow Bob.

Kale is obsessed with Caulifla. Caulifla is obsessed with herself. How narcissistic will the fusion be?

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>going to the gym with Caulifla
>naked workouts
>sweaty sex immediately afterwards
Heavenly

Vegeta narcissistic.

Don't you mean Vegetto? Because Vegetto is even more arrogant than Vegeta.

t. Pan porn poster

Let's be honest: Doesn't ALL of Vegetto's narcissism come from his Vegeta half? Goku is confident, not cocky.

I'd wife her in a heartbeat

MODS!

Don't reply to him.

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Fuck you PG anime and your unrealistic representation of what would happen if a woman's tits explosively expanded an extra two cups.

t. Cowlitwat talking out of his ass, much like your shit waifu. Figures you lot are total newfags.

I want Caulifla to rape me.

His microdick is as small as your, so you won't feel a thing.

Real shit?

Can anyone link me specifically to a place where I can find a lot of good Caulifla hentai? Actually the entire reason I'm on Sup Forums at all today.

>Cauliflau one-shot the robot that was bullying Gohan

I kind of wish I could have seen the shitposting.

If Kafla didn't have shit Kale clothes she could be the perfected version of Cauli.

There was no shitposting, but falseflagger please leave.

>There was no shitposting
I don't believe you.

Everyone was talking about Freeza eliminating Cabba. No one cares about this fake Gohan vs Cauifla autistic bullshit.

So what's with the tight pants their fusion appears to have anyways?

Okay, what does saiyan shit taste like?

Be specific

Toei will never do her justice. She has yet to have a single unique attack outside of red ki.

What's the point of her having such big fucking tits?
I like it, post more.

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There hasn't been a new attack since the beginning of DBZ introduced, except for some unnamed flashy stuff of Vegetto.

Goku only has his Kamehameha and Genkidama.

You guys think U6 is going to get a spin off?

anyone still have the caulifla edits of goku's waku waku run towards zamasu and the the shocked needle face?
i was the user who requested for these caulifla edits over goku months ago including pic related

You might be right but every character has a signature move. Tien Tribeam. Krillin Kienzan. Hit time punches. She's got nothin'. Same boat as Cabba.

Cauliflas attack is called Crush Cannon. She said it in the last episode. I don't know why people missed this as I've heard this complaint multiple times here, but she does have a signature move now. Crush Cannon seems to be a red shotgun blast energy attack.

I honestly wasn't really into that episode with all the atatata going on. Red shotgun isn't even that cool or unique given Piccolo has a very similar thing.

it's basically yet another generic ki beam

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>waku waku run
This one I can help with.

That's more of a problem with the series than Caulifa. Almost no attacks in this series are actually unique. Kamehameha is a blue beam. Dodon Ray is a finger beam where Death Beam is just a purple dodon ray. Galick gun is a purple Kamehameha. Big bang attack is a blue ball. Masenko is a yellow beam and Final Flash is a better yellow beam. Recoome eraser gun is just generic mouth beam, there's like three people who have used Destructo Discs. We like to pretend special beam Cannon drills things but, I don't think that has ever actually been important. Crush Cannon is a red spread blast, it's just as unique as almost everything else.

Unique attacks:
Spirit ball (useless)
Spread Kamehameha
Hellzone grenade (has never actually worked on anyone)
Kamikaze Ghosts
Galactic Donuts
Mafuba
Turtle style electric shock thing, you know the one, roshi does it
Solar Flare I guess
Zamasus hand energy blades
Spirit bomb

Literally all the attacks I can think of in the series that aren't some variation of just shoot really hard.

yep that's the one

She has no distinctive personality or fighting style, so it's only natural that she is only capable of spamming generic Ki blasts. Toei is just being coherent for once.

>There hasn't been a new attack since the beginning of DBZ introduced.
No wonder you actually like Shitifla, you know absolutely nothing about the franchise. Most of the current cast's most iconic techniques were introduced after the first long time-skip (AKA "z"), and it was only during the lazy cash grab known as Super (epitomized by Toei's insistence is shilling such a shallow and terrible character as Trashifla), that everyone just keeps using the same old tricks appealing to nostalgia.

leave lul

>Hellzone grenade (has never actually worked on anyone)
Saw plenty of use in the current tournament actually. Successfully used on more than one time on some fodder characters including Caulifla.

Oh yeah, Hits time shit is also unique but honestly I don't really give a shit about that because it has a failure rate of 2/3. It isn't Hits fault, it's bad writings fault. Somehow both Jiren and Goku are able to just not care about time and fight anyways so Hit might as well not even have that shit unless he's fighting a jobber like Dyspo or Vegeta.

I guess you still have to count it though.

She's been described as a brawler and takes a distinctive boxing stance. You're supposed to use your imagination beyond that but it is there. Yes that's barebones but it's Dragonball basically none of these niggas have actual distinct fighting styles anyways. She still has Crush Cannon, which again, isn't any less generic than pretty much every other move in the series.

Successfully used on "fodder characters" might as well not have happened at all, most of the characters in this tournament are throwaway trash that might as well not even be here. Also you can't say it was successful on Caulifla since she's still in the tourney in relatively good shape and the jobbers who used it on her were eliminated and forgotten weeks ago.

Tournament of fodder having a single new universe with characters able to stand up to SSB Vegeta and Goku was the single biggest mistake in this arc. Yeah there's Hit I guess but not only is he from a previous arc, in the manga his full power is barely enough to allow usage of the time skip on SSG Goku; meaning he had better pray for some off screen training buff over there.
The rest is mostly unnamed on screen fodder, and then there was that girl so weak Roshi of all people easily overpowered her. Probably RoF freeza army fodder at best, and yet she still made it into the tournament.

You're forgetting a ton of abilities that got featured and weren't exactly named
>Majin Boo's transmutation beam and absorption
>Dabura's petrifying saliva and his ability to materialize weapons
>Saibaiman's acid spread
>Everyone and their mom have demonstrated the ability to sue telekinesis at some point or other, but Goku also has telepathy
>Yakon's Ki absorption
>Tien's multiplication
>Android 16's rocket punch/gattling gun
>Guldo's time-stop
>Spike the devil man's devilmite ray
>Ginyu's body swap
Etc.

Trashifla just happened to be introduced in a time where the franchise is almost completely creatively bankrupt, but don't take it out on the rest.

Outside of the jokey hurt feelings bullshit isn't Magetta actually really strong as well? I forget if Vegeta was blue when fighting him or just SS2, but Magetta almost did beat Vegeta and did decent in a clash with a SS Blue angry final flash that has to be worth something. Magetta, Hit, Kale are all strong, relevant fighters from U6.

>Tien's multiplication
Older than the saiyans.

>>Guldo's time-stop
This shit would be so OP at this point. Hit does wonders with his power.

I'm 99% sure Vegeta did not go Bue until facing Cabba.

Wasn’t even the same episode, retard

TIME FOR THE CHAD!

But Caulifla kickng the robots away from Goku did happen in the episode 2 weeks ago, same episode where Cabba got eliminated.