>Be me, portuguese guy in japan >Start walking on the street >Suddently notice a japanese woman sitting on a bus stop >I say "Domo" >She bows her head in respect >I sit next to her >She asks where I come from >I say "Portugal" >She says "Cool" >I ask her name,she says:''Moriko Morioka'' >She asks me what I'm doing in Japan >I say I was just visiting... >Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us >They start harassing the japanese lady >I say"How about you stop harassing her ?" >They get up from their seats and surround me >I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt >They lunge at me >I completely destroy them >They ask "Where do you come from?" >I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in europe, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars >They run away >Suddently Moriko start hugging me and kissing me >I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex. >She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu >They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately japanese men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..." >I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
>Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada O que ele quis dizer com isto?
Brandon Rivera
The king of spain inherited the thrown and was "invited"
Jose Kelly
>ESPERA LÁ ESPERA LÁ >*salga bacalhau* >ENTÃO TAS A DIZER >*assa sardinha* >PERA LÁ >*descasca tremoço* >TU TÁS-ME A DIZER >*derrota a Espanha* >A DIZER QUE >*recolhe cortiça* >QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS >*conquista ceuta* >UMA ESPÉCIE DE >*fatia chouriço* >ÉRAMOS TIPO >*navega os 7 mares* >TIPO >*penteia bigode* >QUE NÓS ÉRAMOS >*chega atrasado* >ÉRAMOS ALGUM GÉNERO DE >*pisa uvas* >QUE NÓS >*vende escravos* >ÉRAMOS REIS E O CARALHO? >*perde império e declara falência*
Andrew Sullivan
What's with Net-jew getting the weirdest threads of the season?
Zachary Taylor
>Sup Forums - Autists and Muslims
Wyatt Jones
Sup Forums posters are true subhumans
Wyatt Mitchell
Normalfags
Zachary White
Back to /r/whitemasculinity, also islam is a religion of peace, fuck you.
Alexander Price
HAHAHAHA SAVED
Cameron Cooper
there are currently 3 mori mori threads on Sup Forums two of them with over 100 posts
Levi Turner
>Portugal in charge of keeping the moors away
Evan Turner
Perfidious Albion is the worst ally ever
Gavin Evans
Si, yo tambien hablo espanol. Nice to meet you.
Asher Adams
kek
Hunter Ramirez
Is this the kind of epic threads our moderation team want?
Jaxon Lewis
...
Justin Moore
minha sogra tamben fez aki: sopa de macaco.
Ethan Rivera
Shitting on Portugal > DBS generals and dykes "racing"
Grayson Robinson
Sopa de macaco uma delícia
Carson Gutierrez
...
Josiah Hall
Would you rather have those generals? Oh the horror.
Jaxon Martinez
>be le me >anime expert and master, on pilgrimage in japan >visiting a shrine when a wild japanese lady appears >"ohayo gozaimas" i say, confident in my perfect accent >"uwa sugoi nihongo jouzu" she replies >i see her starting at the bulge in my pants >"kore, hoshii no?" i ask her with a wink >"hai, zehi" she grabs me and pushes me down, her knee pressing against my groin >"ah, subarashii. nakadashi no yorokobi wo oshiete yaru zo" i struggle to finish my sentence as i ejaculate prematurely on the ground in front of the donation box >she gets up, spits on me, does a 360 and walks away >i look at the sky and say "i love japan desu"
Adrian Ross
I dont know man i dont think mori mori is able to start conversations like that in public and with a complete stranger.
Colton Bailey
>*Smacka os lipos*
Tyler Lewis
Bela thread, mouro.
Lincoln Harris
Are mediterranians white?
Camden Martin
No.
Lucas Wright
Muito bom.
Robert Stewart
We're not mediterranean,we're atlantic,therefore Suebi.
Logan Flores
>Portugal >Never conquered Are you kidding me? At least learn some history if you wanna make your greentext story believable
Ethan Moore
>muslims in Japan lmao nice fanfic, watashiwaningens have the best migrant policy on our planet
Joshua Brown
There's a difference between being invaded and being conquered.
Ryder Murphy
No.
Sebastian Clark
Mouros no japão? KEK ao menos faz a mentira credivel
