Spawn Thread

Roll for what area you are born then make a backstory for your life.

0-1 Africa
2-3 Europe
4-5 Asia
6-7 North America
8-9 South America

Dub gets free choice

Include what country you were born

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rolling 4 life

rollin

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Well fuck.

My name is Tibiqu Mozambique, I was born in the Congo and spent my first 15 years as a fly collector. After contracting Aids from a local witchdoctor I was made the poster child for Aids research. Despite this I recieved only 0.05 in royalties which was enough to get a glass.

this is just that real lives game

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Nice roll

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I grew up in Socialist Venezuela. After finishing primary school I got into the virtual gold farming business. Killing green dragons for rsgp became my work because I can't buy food with my country's national currency. With the virtual gold i can buy fresh cabbage and purified dirt to quench my hunger and keep on living in this paradise.

Rell

My name is Lee and I’m forced to live in Korea. The pay is kinda shit and I don’t get to see my child who lives in America till she turns six.

Sheeeit, guess my name is Ivan, I live in a siberian city, drink vodka daily and I'm preparing for the final war that will end the anglo supremacy.

Doesn't speaking out against the regime get you sent in a labour camp? And how are you even online, when there is no internet there?

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>be me
>be british

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My name is pierre, i was born in France, and I am a baker.

Nigga pleeze I ain't need no backstory like some TV nigga. I the biggis blackis nigga in da hood. I gots dub dub spinnas on da six fo wit da licks. Niggas call me lil T, bitches and tricks call me beeg T and my momma call me Tyrone.

I don't know how I ended up in Sweden. I saw dis big box of watermelons one day. One so big a nigguh could climb inside. So I dids. Next thing I know some honkey snow nigguhs be opening up muh watermelon home and I be dere. I tell em this my home now and that bitch my bitch now. Da man n his wife look so happy to here dat. N now I give em both my BBC.

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I'm a guy who stole Tesla's time machine and I'm going to purge every single degenerate that ever existed in my homeland.

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Rollio 'cause I need polio

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Rull

I am a humble Argentine, for I am Pedroson son of Pedro, also I ranch cows like Pedro before me

My name is Johann born in Frankfurt Germany sent to purge my city of all peoples with dark skin and nigger smells and restart natsoc

My name is Hans from Austria and I'm very rich and beautiful. I live in an area of Austria that has no immigrants or anyone of darker skin.

Rolling.

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fuck off

really fuck off

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>T. Amerimutt

ROLL

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My name is John from the states, I'm a handsome blue eyed blond guy who saw the destruction of the western world at the hands of the jew but through brawn and brains managed to bring back civilization to prosperity.

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>Born in Africa
>Die of malaria
>get eaten by tribe

My name is A CHU LEE, I’m Japanese and live with my body pillow, I currently live with my father who’s very disappointed about my life decisions.
Also I’m a NEET that plays vidya

gotta rol

roll, i like this idea

RIP me

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I am from Brazil, I was born in the outskirts of Rio. My father was murdered when I was 5 months old, and my mother was murdered when I was 6. When I was 8 I joined a gang, and

thats it. I got murdered when I was an 8 year old gang banger.

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SPAWN

>be brazilian
>go to pol
>get called nigger

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>be american
>be born in Brazil
>still gets shot

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niigers

I was born into china, but I was a girl so i "accidentally" drowned by 3 weeks in a bathtub.

That is because you are a nigger. Stop playing your delusions of grandiosity , those are literally 20 years old or more by now

hello nigs

I was rolling for nigger do i could bash other niggers in the head, but oh well, I guess mongolian rider under genghis Khan is pretty much the same

spawning

Holy shit, these extra IQ points are really nice, I no longer want to come back to Sup Forums again!

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italia here i go

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>Grew up in a nice white family with good family values
>Out on the street minding own business
>See nigger abusing a white girl who looks scared for her life
>Go up and try and break it up
>Get shot by nigger

Why do I exist?

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noiise

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North America btw

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>born in Argentina
>live a fulfilling life as a white man
>die happy

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>born white south african farmer
>ooga booga gibsmedat land whitey
>be lynched by nig mob

Fuck. Okay, so my name is (clicking sounds) and I both bathe in and drink water buffalo piss. I mostly eat random shit I find on the ground, UN rice, and occasionally my tribe will catch a Pygmy that we can roast for a decent source of protein.

My dream is to rape a White woman in front of her father or husband.