/ptg/ President Trump General - ANIME IS NOW REAL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
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>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
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>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/15/18
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>DefDep Press Brief (Dana) 3/15/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/15/18
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>Heather talks to "Last Men in Aleppo" 3/15/18
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>WH Video: Cabinet @Senate Infrastructure Hearing 3/15/18
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>WH Video: POTUS in Missouri 3/15/18
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>James OKeefe on CSPAN Wash Journal 3/15/18
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MAGA
WHITEST CHINAMAN NOW BAKING

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>Mateo was born in Oaxaca, Mexico, and was brought to Los Angeles by her parents at age 14. She didn’t learn English until high school, but became the first person in her family to graduate from college, according to de Leon’s office.

>Citing EdSource data, de Leon’s office said an estimated 72,300 undocumented students are enrolled in California’s public colleges and universities. (Of those, about 60,000 attend community colleges, 8,300 are in the California State University system and 4,000 are on University of California campuses.)

>“While Donald Trump fixates on walls,” the statement said, “California will continue to concentrate on opportunities.”

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I sound white too...right?

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>chinkleaf is a chad
>meanwhile i have an opiate problem and shitpost all day on Sup Forums

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I never stopped called people spics and niggers. Of course, I grew up in the south where, surprisngly, niggers and whites get along much better than up north. We're more casual with each other and recognize races are different. It's the northerners who are and have always been hung up on this shit. I don't get it.

I just found out I missed a dentist appointment I thought was tomorrow but was actually today. Fuck my life. I need cheering up. I fucking HATE missing appointments. Now I have to make that embarrassing phone call tomorrow.

>I sound white too...right?
There's an app for that

this meme seems to change every time

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What have you done to quit, user?

Here's the link to the Kiwi getting sodomized, you fucking degenerate faggot.
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Why is this allowed?

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>meanwhile i have an opiate problem
Fuck. What are you hooked on? How long have you used?

What are you user

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whiter than you guys

CONFIRMED!

ATTENTION: I HAVE BAKING!

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What did she do?

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Hmm...

MORNING
>FIU pedestrian bridge collapses - 4 killed
>Trump tweets: "Larry Kudlow will be my Chief Economic Advisor as Director of the National Economic Council. Our Country will have many years of Great Economic & Financial Success, with low taxes, unparalleled innovation, fair trade and an ever expanding labor force leading the way! #MAGA"
>"We do have a Trade Deficit with Canada, as we do with almost all countries (some of them massive). P.M. Justin Trudeau of Canada, a very good guy, doesn’t like saying that Canada has a Surplus vs. the U.S.(negotiating), but they do...they almost all do...and that’s how I know!"
>U.S., France, Germany, and U.K. say evidence points to Russia on the Attack in Salisbury
>Sessions addresses the International Association of Chiefs of Police
>Shulkin testifies before a House Appropriations subcommittee on budget
>Paul Nakasone has Senate confirmation hearing
>Trump unveils new sanctions against Russia
AFTERNOON
>Trump greets Prime Minister Leo Varadkar of Ireland
>Trump is going to teach Leo Varadkar how to play golf
>Pence has phone call with Prime Minister Haider Al-Abadi of Iraq
>Trump and Varadkar speak at Ireland luncheon
>"""Report""" says Trump opioid plan will include death penalty for some drug dealers
>State Department has press briefing
>Defense Department has press briefing
>WH has press briefing
>Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization
>McMaster delivers address on Syria
EVENING
>President Trump delivers remarks at the Shamrock Bowl Presentation by Prime Minister Varadkar
>Says 10% of Americans trace their ancestry to Ireland, which is why there are so many politicians
>Trump tweets: "Continuing to monitor the heartbreaking bridge collapse at FIU - so tragic. Many brave First Responders rushed in to save lives. Thank you for your courage. Praying this evening for all who are affected."
>Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump announce they are separating
>"""Report""" claims Trump to remove McMaster as national security adviser

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H-hope?

w-white...obviously....

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started with codeine, but got into hydrocodone

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You sound like my uncle Tom.

thanks
>now find some high-res Melanias in green dress

>has to be a junkie to come on here
>can't be straight edge and mentally broken

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oxycontin** not hydros

Real Chink Hours have officially begun!

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>vocaroo.com/i/s05j17qWU48r
i laughed harder than i probably should have

>Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump announce they are separating
Makes me so sad. I hope they work it out.

Have you tried to quit? Opiates are easier to quit than alcohol and cigarettes. If you really want to quit you can.

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Who broke you user?

Are you a basketball american, user?

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Why did Vanessa do it!

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>chink
>chad

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>Deanposting

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Thank you!

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AWOO~

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Tell me about your last relationship /ptg/

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hopie y are you so purdy

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what would give you that idea?

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The """rumors""" are that ever since the joos tried to ruin his reputation with the infamous meeting at Trump Tower that he's indulged in partying and whores to cope.

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HOPE!

Why are her hands purple?

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Because gringo hasta la vista! Or viva la raza or whatever the fuck it is

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It's always time for Deanposting

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Let me marry you too get you into the US already chinky Chad

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Its okay user

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You're one to talk, but thanks anyway faggot.

>opiate problem
who's your doctor?

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>real chink hours

I like the sound of that

Been that way since 2nd grade. Now I'm 32.

What about Castielposting?

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Because laws don't exist anymore.

There's going to be a Scooby-Doo cross over in two weeks, isn't there?

just accept it, life is better with pain killers and you're not in the states so there's no hope. it's not a problem if you just accept it.
own it.

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Baseball Americans are exempt.

>Larry Kudlow
Who?

We shared a cookie, she kissed me on the cheek, then she knocked over my stack of lincoln logs

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lol, I'm not that much of a chad

Any state awoos here?

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thanks for baking!

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Lies
Checking in!

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She hates Sup Forums and likes me, so she's constantly trying to "save" me from this shitheap

>Sup Forums is treated as the containment board
>absolutely despised by old moot and other boards
>constantly fucked with over the years
>known in the media for being a vicious den of hate
>yet currently the non-hateful boards like Sup Forums, /vg/ /r9k/, Sup Forums and god knows who else are all frozen due to that brown weeb killing himself
>mfw

Sup Forums is a board of peace
we're still in trumpgen while everyone else has been forced to post in /qa/

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>it's not a problem if you kill yourself on opiates

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Sinaloa checking in.

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If true, im so upset with Don jr. He's a better man than that.

All good

nigger,obviously

Awoovement of the corn, reporting in!

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He's been under a lot of pressure but yes, if true, I will be disappointed.

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You fund our campaigns and elite lifestyles and we'll get you uranium, multi-million dollar government contracts, and changes in corporate sanctions.
"In 2009, Ericsson telecommunications came under US pressure for selling telecom equipment to several oppressive governments – including Sudan, Syria and Iran. Some of these regimes used those technologies to monitor and control their own people.
In June 2011, Hillary Clinton's State Department began adding goods and services to a list that might be covered under expanded sanctions on Iran and other state sponsors of terrorism. During that time, Ericsson sponsored a speech by Bill Clinton, paying him $750,000 – his highest paying speech.
>In April 2012, the Obama Administration issued an executive order imposing sanctions on telecom sales to Iran and Syria – but those sanctions did not cover Ericsson's work in Iran," he said and then declared that ”a Trump Administration will end the corruption”
Donald Trump on Aug. 22, 2016

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She doesn't like the fame.

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Yikes thats not going to age well.

Based Economy Man (((that ptg hates)))

>Last
I-im still in process into having my f-first.

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Jesus christ why does that bother me so much.

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mmmm, imagine spreading those legs with those tattoos ... LOL!

Almost always here

He's not brother, he even admitted to not being that ballsy the other day when he couldn't convert on the qt with her foot in his lap

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>Jesus christ why does that bother me so much.
that's probably why mutt killed himself, it's a real feel welly expressed

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McMaster probably gonna die anyways

You will be permitted the indulgence of liberty provided you pay a tax.

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Yahoo! News columnist Matt Bai chimed in and wanted to let the panel know he had a serious problem with Trump talking to a dictator: the President’s love for such leaders. According to him:
Except, the problem I have, Gene, is that he has at every turn shown a really unsettling appreciation for or at least lack of antipathy toward tyranny and autocracy. If you are going to sit down with tyrants and autocrats, you have to have, I think, as a president, one would think it's a given to have a deep-felt conviction about the supremacy of democracy and I don’t hear that from him.
Mitchell jumped in again to fret about Trump being so unstable he would lose his temper at the meeting. “But he wants results and he will be impatient. And what is the downside if he gets angry at what he experiences? Then it escalates because you have no other options,” she opined.
>Then you don't have diplomacy to go to because you have exhausted your diplomacy. Then things go boom. That's the scary part,” added Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan.

The idea that they would turn down possible peace on the Korean Peninsula just because they detested Trump was absolutely mind-boggling.

NBC Meet the Press March 11, 2018 10:57:01 AM Eastern

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It's too real

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You need to quit and you need to quit like, today fampai. Please? I'm a regular here and I've followed your fall into opiates, its been easy to see.
Stop. Ever since you started with that shit you sadpost here ever night when its clear your meds start to wear off. Sort yourself out. I've dealt with addiction myself.

>filename
kek, you should have left the circle out imo. But I get your point.
>SD? San Diego!? Fag!

just imagine living in this reality

I broke their heart

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Maybe shy and sensitive inside but he at least sounds chadd-ish
Of course theres gonna be some autism involved when a girl put her foot on his lap, he is on Sup Forums after all

Its not the first time.

The first time was Obama.

Never forget.

Hey just like me me mum

also she was probably THICC so he was just losing himself looking at her thighs

Who made this? There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to start.