Be american

>be american
>cheat
>get cut up with giant sword

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>"The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling."
kek, I like this dude.

At least post the article, it's a goldmine

>Alex Lovell, 29, said he had to “wing chun [his] way to survival” when his girlfriend, Emily Javier, allegedly repeatedly slashed him March 2 in a jealous rage when she suspected he was unfaithful, Oregon Live reported.

It also said he plays 12 hours of pubg a day.

TIME FOR SWORD CONTROL
BAN ASSAULT SWORDS

Was she gay for samurai animu or michhone from the walking dead?

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Women suck.

>Have weapon advantage.
>Have element of surprise.
>Still lose fight.

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monk op nerf now
buff samurai pls

>boasted about his martial arts skills
Javier slashed Lovell as he was sleeping. To defend himself, he got her into a bear hug. He said, “I told her I loved her, and she was killing me. She needed to call police, or I was going to die.”

Police then arrived on the scene when they got a call from a woman believed to be Javier. Lovell was rushed to the hospital, and is anticipating a long road to recovery, possibly six months.

Unfortunately our brave heroine did not succeed in her quest.

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