I wish Kyubey was real. What about you guys?

I wish Kyubey was real. What about you guys?

THE CONTRACT - IS IT WORTH THE PRICE?

Damn straight I want cat.

There's a lot of holes when it comes to these wishes. What you wish to not be a magical girl, or for magic to disappear, or to fuck Kyubey?

A SOUL PLEDGED TO THE DARKNESS

I wish I was real

Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

If I make a contract, does becoming a magical girl include me becoming both magical and a girl?

Its human form would look sugary cute

DAME DESU! DAME!

I'm sure someone out there has already made a Kyubey-decorated cake.

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I wish I was Madoka so Kyubey would follow me around but would not sign the contract though, plus she has a pretty good life at home.

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Kyubey is sexist against males. Just wanted to let you know.

Males don't have the emotional range to reverse entropy.

but he is a male

I wish Meguca or Homu were real. I want to gently pet them, tell them everything is gonna be daijoubu and tenderly kiss them.

I wish Iroha was real and was my girlfriend.

As long as I can make a contract where I can wish to go back in time with all my memories of the future preserved and relive my life.

>Get to be a magical girl
>Get to hang out with other magical girls
>Get to fight cool witches, have magical powers and have no responsibility about your life whatsoever besides staying alive
>Save the universe from heat death while doing all of these
I'm not seeing any downsides

I would wish for Kyubey to be mai waifu in exchange for contract.