be american

> be american

> get crushed by a bridge

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why didn't they just shoot the bridge?

New gun laws in Florida passed after the recent shooting. Obviously disarming the populace has put them in more danger, as seen here.

probably too fat to lift a gun

>no street cam video
what the fuck florida?

>Be Japanese
>Jump off a bridge

>be literally any other country in the world
>oppressed by their govt in possibly every single way

this is why we need to ban assault bridges
we need to build tunnels underneath the cars or a ski lift of some sort

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Should have built a wall instead

lol burgers are so fucking dumb, hope this happens more.

>be japanese
>rejected constantly because soy and females won't mate with you
>standards insane
>kill self in forest
>get discovered by murican on vacation using neet bux ((earned)) through youtube views
>plastered all over the internet for several months
>never honored because discovered before body became bones
>your cousin is probably a trap
>family in disarray
>top member commits Sudoku.
Must suck to be the top soy nation on the planet.

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man it's always such a feelgood moment to wake up seeing some happening, small or big, in burgerland. how many fat burgers died?

Lakeland is being hit hard by the heroin problem now. Sucks when you have normie family there trying to get by. Property prices have plummeted so relocating is almost impossible.

When virtue signaling goes wrong.

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Apparently men can't build artistic things. Let's forget about all of the world's architecture for a minute, this lady has something to brainwash her daughter with.

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Fucking nice quads bro.
Mirin hard bro. Whatcha squat.
Touch tips with me bro. It ain’t gay bro. No homo bro. Come on bro.

fuck bridges
we need a wall

clearly this was Russian hackers

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>Be Bridge
>Identify as rubble
Bunch of intolerant people here I see. This is rubble and that's how it prefers to be addressed.

>be American
>Bridge jumps on you

Holy shit, hahahaha!

Jesus Christ

welp satan trips says it

build suspension bridge. Dont build tower or support wires. let bridge collapse on driving cars while doing test. Create suspension.

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The more Floridians dead, the better.

Americans dont live in miami, Riku

9/10

>be american
>delude yourself into thinking you still have rights because you get to keep a neutered gun in a closet after getting permission

Researched it a bit oddly enough the engineer is a female diversity hire of some sort. I got bored

MCM is building the San-Francisco to Oakland replacement bridge, so stay tuned. Supposedly being built with 100% illegal immigrant labor so you know it's high quality.

That bridge was likely built and projected by Florida Man though.

>San-Francisco to Oakland replacement bridge
Didn't they finish that like 5 years ago? Why are they building another?

>be americn
>and white and manlet
>go to japan to be taller
>and biger dick by comparative
>stil get 0 dates
>teach juniors bastardise english
>cant afford the whores either

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Ah, women doing something with their own fucked-up, retarded touch, as usual.

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A 56% population is one thing but having 56% infrastructure is another thing

What's up with the quotes by the professors?

>> be american
>> get your pennis mutilated ONLY to please your jew overlord.
>>convince yourself it was for health reasons.

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This is some continuing work with the Yerba Island and I-80 improvements, using the same cast-in-place method.

I'm not oppressed by fifty tons of cement

>be ignorant mutt
>government mandates installation of hardware backdoors in all processors since 10 years ago
>government actively tracks and has the power to record video and audio from every smartphone
>All "if i gubernment goes corrupt there'll be rebellion!!!!" burgers continue sitting in their armchairs
It's cute that the government lets you own guns though, I wish I didn't live in this cucked police state where my kids don't have the freedom to get murdered at a place of education or shot by some mentally unstable person in the street.

How many terrorist attacks? wtf you talking about man your entire country is shit.