Onii-chans, you are under arrest!

onii-chans, you are under arrest!
t. federal agent Uma Johnson

I love Sylphin

Syphilin

I'd like a transparent Uma Johanson

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On what charges?
Also where's your warrant?

This is the most reddit-tier thread on Sup Forums right now
Congrats

Fighting against tanoshii.
And seduction of minors (Ebina Nana)

Which release should I actually be watching? I don't think [Nii-sama] is going to be around anymore, check the comments. It looks like the cartel is running the translator off. Which one has the most delocalized subs and why the FUCK are people on nyaa attacking delocalization?

Fuck off

I'm a sovereign citizen!

>Ebina: "Onii-san, there's something I need to talk to you about."
>SEVERAL MOMENTS OF BLATANT TAIHEI-EBINA SHIPPING LATER
>Faggot: "Umaru, I'm going on a business trip for a long time and I won't be back :^)"

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS

Read the manga

If the next words out of your keyboard aren't "they eventually hook up" I am dropping this immediately and deleting it from my archive. The only show I have ever deleted from my archive is ImoCho.

Seriously, what chapter deals with their relationship I'm literally combing through it right now

It's actually in the Ebina spinoff. The final chapter jumps ten years in time, when Ebina is seen working at Taihei's restaurant. People have been concluding from that that they got married.

Okay, great. Now I can actually let myself rest, that would have been banging around in my head all damn day and I never would have gotten anything done. My dinner was about to burn as-is.

Umaaa...

Kek, glad I could help

Ebina spin-off is the true canon and no one cares about Umaru drama anymore

When's the Kirie spin-off?

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W-WRONG HOLE ONII-CHAN

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I bet the poops umaru takes are larger than her chibi form.

there better not be a "misunderstandings" scene immediately following this

bump

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Sopa de hamster

UMA

DELICIA