Girls und Panzer

How exactly does a hot girl like Saori fail at being a slut?

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It's easier to be a slut inadvertently.

What happened to her boobs? They should be twice as big

Tight jacket?

good lord she was design to promote impregnation

I would marry Saori and let her cook me dinner.

Going to an all girls school in the middle of the ocean

There were always the old men in town.

Madness.

She could have a bf in every port.

Even the ugly chicks in GuP are hot so competition is fierce. And she looks like the clingy type that spooks normalfags.

Really, this is all you came up?

who? why people keep talking about this garbage

>How exactly does a hot girl like Saori fail at being a slut?
she's after a genuine romance despite her advertised desperation. look at how she is with the rabbits and mako, shes total good loving wife material who wants someone she can eventually recreate that with. id have saori as my waifu if kay didn't exist. saori is going to have her hands held and womb filled by that ausfag from a while ago anyway

>be you
>prestigous student in science-specialized school based from NYC
>fly various aircraft on contract for money as copilot
>this time it's a private jet for the ooarai girl's school
>sleek, brand-new gulfstream g650
>the passengers are girls going to the Tokyo International Tank show
>clear day, little wind
>should be easy
>your pilot is a snark german guy that the school also hired
>takeoff was smooth
>seatbelts off
>knocking on cockpit door
>one girl with auburn hair asks if she can enter the cockpit to enjoy the view
>you let her in
>the pilot gets up
>smiles as he leaves for the bathroom, and you with the girl
>closes the door behind him
>you're not good with girls
>the girl with glasses is cute
>looks energetic
>large bust
>she starts speaking with a Japanese accent
>"Wow, what a nice view!" she says, ecstatic
>all you do is smile
>she gets up
>you become slightly concerned but try to look positive
>"You want to know why they call this the cockpit?"
>wtf is she saying
>she walks beside you
>bends over to your seat
>unzips your fly
>ohshit
>"I'll show you why"
>she pulls out your dick and starts moving her mouth towards it
what do you do next?

boobs in GuP are very inconsistent

What would she do if you were to go on a headpatting spree against her?

Tell her why it's called the cockpit

guess my favorit garupan

spill my spaghetti
i mean semen

Erika?

How would you perform a body check on her?

Make you her new Takashi

Because girls like Pepperoni exist.

But Miho has big anime tiddies as well.

Erwin is so much cuter than most girls

How do you know she failed?

I checked her hymen and it's still in tact Her starfish is also still very tight, so likely a virgin there too.

>A&W
She'd start swimming because I'd toss her in a lake.

>tfw you will never simultaneously floof one another's hair while talking about the simple intricate beauty in German early war tank design
Why even fucking live desu

>you will never forcibly straighten Yukari's hair easily overpowering her when she'd try to fight back

It's a mystery.

>you will never tell Yukari that her hair looks perfect the way it is after she begins to feel self conscious about it

Katyusha and Nonna are my favorites.

When's Darjeeling getting her own figma?

When she stops being shit.

A&W is the best
hope you choke on your mug

I want sawreehfag to make me a mother with a week long session of intense sex! also more Yukari renders would be nice

Niggatachi, there's a couple new cinnamon roll head chapters out.

Saori spends too much time to school and senshado that she does not have the time to slut around
This responsable attitude will make her into the perfect wife

Erika

this. as much as she would like a boyfriend and works towards making herself more appealing every day she's too busy with school and senshado to pursue partners right now. like every gup except maybe Azumi she will be pure and clean until they find that perfect someone.

She's trying too hard. Watch her become a cake and spend her time being depressed, wasting away drinking at a bar with that senshado instructor

Mug is even worse than A&W.
Twisted Root is where it's at.

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>wanting a girl who could kill you from outside your effective range
suicidal

totally worth it

Firefly isn't even the cutest tank with a 17-Pounder

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What would a date with each Garupan be like?

She's really shy despite talking a big game. Wouldn't know what to do with a boyfriend if she had one.

There is nothing shit about Darjeeling though. She's completely inoffensive as well, you're just shitposting.

All St, Gloriana sluts are shit

speaking of, there's no daki of her that really meets the standard I demand for my waifu. I decided to take matters into my own hands, and am working a slow trek to a finished image. Please ignore some of the huge fuck-ups (hands too small in left image, lack of detail in the Guderian jacket, etc...). I'm trusting you guys have good taste, so I ask: did I sacrifice too much cuteness in pursuit of pleasing my dick in terms of body shape and posing? I'm working in a vacuum here and some feedback could help.

Excuse me?

Somewhere out there, is a non-watermarked, full resolution, unartifacted version of this image.

All talk and no action is overcompensation for her being a lesbo in denial.

Arm all the way in, to the elbow.

Get educated broman.

Ask her to call me a big guy.

especially Yukari's

master of disguise

not about to compromise

So when does the next season start?

SOONISH

>You will never do pic related but with Yukari's and your floofs
Why?

I really want to impregnate, marry, and settle down with Erika, if you understand what I am trying to say.

I too wish to ridicule, laugh at, berate and bully Erika until she cries!

She has too many thorns, and would remain unpicked until she wilts down.

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Anime when?

A friend of mine has her exact hair style in 3D

I wonder if she is interested in tonks,too

OVA when?

Any more info on this cute lil thing?

fucking great new chapter(s).

What are the chances of the video game being any good?

I wanna eat that pizza

P-Pasta ?

out of her butthole!

Hey, both Erika and Yukari are Nishizumi fans.

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Judging by how she behaved when she tried to give Maho valentine choco, she is likely totally different with people she actually likes.

Because she's obsessed.

>They're marked as seen
Goddamn that hits far too close to home... really cuts deep.

Are you implying that you want to put a baby in Erika, put a ring on her and live with her in the same household?

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Why not?

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Kek

Mahos face is the best part.

I hope we get more motor club in the finale

And more GUTS.

"Do you think I'm a big guy?"

I cheat on my waifu with Hoshino.

Oh hey, a thread is up....

Why the fuck would you do that?

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Last one for now

Can anyone read this?
Is Maho scared of Erikas pumpkin face or what?