Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Résistance Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174596941/Rechtspopulismus-Studie-Nicht-Rassismus-sondern-gefuehlte-Benachteiligung-macht-AfD-stark.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174595195/Soli-Debatte-Am-Ende-scheitert-die-AfD-mit-ihren-beiden-Zielen.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
youtube.com/watch?v=k72ZK8cGmrI (When you are stuck at a few reps)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
youtube.com/watch?v=UhryCz01EIg

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Attached: 29C3B915-0A03-4D1D-B723-4B9E4C12CC00.png (445x598, 15K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/uDwDFJWarl8
chip.de/news/veraltete-Technik-Berliner-Flughafen-BER-muss-750-Monitore-austauschen_135896107.html
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=R06_dND2kIQ
danisch.de/blog/2018/03/15/ein-gendefekt-der-zum-malan-syndrom-fuehrt/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for Deutschland

youtu.be/uDwDFJWarl8

Attached: 4E86AB9E140444EE92E9EE2735ABD63F.gif (300x258, 2.06M)

Attached: 87 prozent.jpg (530x621, 99K)

"Vom Berliner Riesenflughafen BER gibt es neue Pannenmeldungen. Dieses Mal ist es die Technik, die dem Projekt einen Strich durch die Rechnung macht. Bereits jetzt sind 750 Monitore veraltet und müssen ausgetauscht werden."

chip.de/news/veraltete-Technik-Berliner-Flughafen-BER-muss-750-Monitore-austauschen_135896107.html

Attached: heino-liebe_mutter.jpg (600x578, 128K)

It's not even funny anymore

Attached: 868623E2-7214-42B2-BDC6-4990CC54ED32.jpg (400x400, 58K)

how is that even possible?
you can still even run vga with fairly recent computing hardware

Attached: Chance-Rapper.jpg (640x640, 62K)

>Steuergeldverschwendung

I have seen local government spend 10k on outdated tech. The up to date tech that solved the same problem was sold for 1k. But the state had to pay it's cronies.

youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY

based Curio is at it again

Curio is my favorite vanguard.

Attached: drcuriosempfehlung.jpg (360x360, 34K)

Attached: 1511236213127.jpg (1147x863, 80K)

Kraut is down?

a well, stuff like this always lends itself to that interpretation.
wouldn't be surprised if some faggot convinced them the main issue in operating is having touch displays, #MyDisplayToo or something.
phonefags are cancer

what afd brings to the debate culture is more valuable then gold

And nothing of value was lost

Teflon Curio is exhilarating.

Is that the official AfD MdB channel?

Attached: 1519417084822.jpg (480x610, 67K)

too bad that only a small, already redpilled group will see this

bump

Attached: 1521046845829.png (732x555, 164K)

It would not be the first Curio-speech that goes viral with several 100,000 views on different channels as well as millions of Fashbook clicks.

what? no?
curio is equivalent to german gangsta rap

on HSM2k2 the speech already passed 6,000 views, and the speech was like 3hrs ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=R06_dND2kIQ

>Curio Thug Life meme

Do it nao, I'm wagecucking ... can't meme

Race war now!

Attached: 1430261239489.jpg (508x755, 204K)

Seehofer with the bomb today. That fucker is such a hypocrite and cannot be trusted at all BUT we've got a discussions going. Islam is not a part of Germany and should never be. That's a position that only hardline right wingers were supposed to have according to the media and all the libtards. Well now one of the highest most well known politicians of this country shares that sentiment (regardless if he believes it). That's what Martin Sellner or Götz Kubitschek are always talking about. Shift the discourse towrds your view. Say fucked up shit (or rather what is percevied as fucked up) so it gets into people's heads and at some point it's not fucked up anymore. The reactions from left and green are already in. This furthers the divide. I just want to this civil war to happen. Then we can rebuild from the ashes.

Attached: tenor.gif (350x232, 461K)

exactly! this i still nothing but damage control for the upcoming election
never trust cuckhofer

CSU is shitting bricks over the upcoming state elections in fall and shifting "full fash" ... and everybody knows, it's just lipservice

I know but that doesn't matter if you look at the big picture. It already helps our cause when you can say shit like this openly.

was geht ab mein liebling kartoffels

Attached: 2,w=993,q=high,c=0.bild.jpg (993x559, 53K)

Attached: 1480672282430.jpg (1259x911, 194K)

auf alle faelle
auf jeden fall

Attached: 771px-Vroom_Hendrick_Cornelisz_Dutch_Ships_Ramming_Spanish_Galleys_off_the_Flemish_Coast_in_October_ (771x595, 103K)

Horst seehofer:
Der islam gehört nicht zu Deutschland

IST DIE CSU JETZT FAR RIGHT ???!!!1?1??111?EINS11?

see? Afd is nothing more than csu2.0 just with another face and ppl dont see it. Smh

just heard curios speech
absolutely brilliant
this is the guy i will show around to redpill the last of my normie friends

you can bet his ass that he would have never said that if it wasn't for the AfD threatening their position in bavaria.

#AfDwirkt

*your

jesus i'm such a brainlet

Attached: 1517580762692.png (645x773, 253K)

>try to redpill friends
>they look at me with the flouride stare
>go straight back to talking about FIFA or play on smartphones
I dont even know if they are humans.

i know that feel
stay persevering tough and you will succeed

Be glad that you weren't drunk when you talk about this kind of stuff and I recommend you to not drink much ever in your life again with normies.

Attached: 1520804626652.jpg (736x736, 108K)

normie life is bliss. political debate or thinking simply threatens this so people avoid it.

>I recommend you to not drink much ever in your life again with normies.
way ahead of you buddy.

Attached: thatswhereyourewrong.png (500x463, 90K)

Hope you're alright, beware though you never know what kind of fag you're talking to when drunk. (People threatened us with their Lauchantifa buddies when we were yelling Heil Hitler and made jokes about jews when drunk lel)

Attached: 1515664687602.jpg (575x511, 37K)

>People threatened us with their Lauchantifa
its funny how the antifa is not a threat at all when you encounter them somewhere else than on some demonstration

great ductus. reminds me of another dr...

Attached: jo.jpg (300x300, 12K)

goebbels was a docter??? of what field?

philosophy if I recall correctly from his memoirs

k, thx

He was a schizo who had to take pills to function on a very basic level.
So yeah, he wasn't a doctor.

yup, confirmed

>Goebbels, who aspired to be an author, obtained a Doctor of Philosophy degree from the University of Heidelberg in 1921.

I really miss the user that was compiling the memoirs of some of the most interesting people of our era, including Goebbels, Hitler, Evola or Nietzsche.

"Er entschied sich für Germanistik und Geschichte. (...) Am 21. April 1922 wurde er in Heidelberg zum Dr. phil. promoviert."

Attached: goebbels.jpg (742x960, 129K)

dr. phil newfag

Also kein Doktor, sondern Schwätzer.

>Schwätzer
Nicht das Schlechteste als Propagandaminister.

>Hur die Juuuuden sind schuld

Hat ja richtig gut geklappt

this
and i really admire his lifestyle
>be smaller than maas and a cripple
>have god tier rhetorics
>bang every famous german actress

>thinks that Doctor is a profession and not an academic degree

Attached: 1516213376481.jpg (944x794, 107K)

>>bang every famous german actress

sure

Wenn man die eigenen Lügen glaubt, ist man zu weit gegangen.

>Lügen

Attached: 1516035549385.png (650x581, 284K)

Schwätzer bleibt Schwätzer, und wenn er sich noch so tolle Fantasienamen als Eigenbezeichnung ausdenkt.
Esoteriker sind und bleiben Deppen, sollte man mit handeln.

Shill detected

Wollen wir es noch mal versuchen?
Vielleicht klappt es ja dieses Mal?

Die richtige Folgermentalität habt ihr schon.

der Untertan Antifa loser virgin wird vom Chad propaganda Minister mit Doktortitel getriggert

Attached: 1483847800731.jpg (572x548, 69K)

mein doktor hat keinen doktor

Obvious KC Links-Sören is obvious, how about you go back?

Attached: 1517160178654.png (730x600, 114K)

bump

Attached: weidlbvs.jpg (950x633, 78K)

>he still thinks that individuality exists
>he doesn't know that even when he thinks he acts individually he acts in the behalf of a (((certain))) group
Oy vey!

Attached: 1520493362453.gif (382x379, 387K)

how fucking triggered can you be, holy shit


also start writing in english if you want to be taken seriously here.

Attached: 1518334540848.gif (190x200, 1.16M)

Rechtsbernd hier.
Ihr seid dumme Kinder.

Attached: alt right identitäre bewegung 2017 1.png (634x598, 165K)

>reducing the possibly most gifted propaganda professional to the juice topic

maybe you are dr. phil. of history?

bump,.,

Attached: weideleasy.jpg (1000x563, 42K)

>Wenn man die eigenen Lügen glaubt, ist man zu weit gegangen
hi there yascha

Attached: aw7765.jpg (960x712, 292K)

Für Gottfried und Vaterland

>Rechtsbernd hier
Hahahahahaha

Attached: 1515698176438.png (900x720, 984K)

>>reducing the possibly most gifted propaganda professional to the juice topic

That what he was all about, educate yourself, faggot.

cottbump

Attached: weid-pep.png (856x541, 505K)

nonsense.

never thought of it that way
there are a lot of retarded wehraboo people who can't into subtlety here

REEEEE WEIDEL

>whatever

Attached: whatever.jpg (179x83, 3K)

danisch.de/blog/2018/03/15/ein-gendefekt-der-zum-malan-syndrom-fuehrt/

>there are a lot of retarded wehraboo people who can't into subtlety here

It's so fucking true, and they always sperg when I post the pic here or on 8pol, cause it's the goddamn truth.

Attached: alt right identitäre bewegung 2017.jpg (634x598, 75K)

Können alle Bernds sich bitte nach Sup Forums oder Sup Forums verziehen

Attached: taylor-swift-annoyed.gif (625x347, 1.02M)

Why do germans like Taylor Swift so much?

KC ist down, du verkackter Spasti, außerdem sind wir so oder so immer hier.
Die deutsche Gemeinschaft ist klein, wir lauern überall.

>Nazis are dumb mkay
>Hitler was the evil man and jews ROCK

Attached: 1515526313229.gif (1221x1007, 142K)

Geh doch nach Ernstchan

Untermenschen get really excited about it what can you do

Gutes Beispiel. Muss endlich Schluss sein mit diesem pseudoreligiösen Bullshit der Linken.

dont know, maybe she looks arisch?

I think she is cute but her 30 ex boyfriends..... dont know.

Attached: 3.jpg (480x360, 30K)

Yeah, just prove me right even more.
You are so fucking stupid

we were merely discussing goebbels academical background which started with my question. then you immediately sperged out like a triggered antifa-cunt. calm down dude, noone here is an unironic neo-nazi. your virtue-signalling has no place here.

>30 ex boyfriends
(((the times we are living in)))

Wir lauern überall, du Homo

yus

Attached: taylor swift vittu.png (1012x1440, 1.14M)

Attached: tayl.jpg (656x656, 93K)

Attached: 1477676899088.jpg (750x910, 171K)

Hör auf zu spalten du dumme Drecksau. I'm so sick of people like you. Fucking read some Tagesspiegel or Zeit and tell me you still want to go with your cucked version of right wing politics. I want to see some fucking blood!

Du bist einfach ein totaler Spast und kein Bernd. Bilde die bloß nicht ein, auf Sup Forums gäbs viele wie dich.

>stop being a Nazi, a random YT comment said so!
kek, you are a retard double posting your stupid youtube comment - it just shows where you get your information from: from the top voted comments on youtube lmao at your life

Attached: 1515424696970.gif (188x120, 604K)

>nig and jid

Attached: 6.gif (500x264, 2M)

this 100%

>never thought of it that way
>Untermenschen
kys Burger

Attached: 1508432525020.png (665x1050, 270K)

>said the 0815 slav poster

Attached: 4651546164.gif (500x483, 497K)