Be American

>Be American
>Get shot
>Try to run away from the shooter
>Go across bridge
>It collapses
>Get taken to hospital
>$150,000 plus tip

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>Be Briton
>get arrested and thrown in jail for wrongthink

OH NONONONONONO

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>be shitty teeth slag loving chav
>get arrested for 15 years for having an opinion
>get shanked in prison by a plastic spork
>held by a Prisoner who’s Muslim and known Isis affiliate
>die while your prince marries a mutt and makes a mixed bloodline to rule your now Muslim country

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oi you gut a loiscense to post on forchan mate?

>You'll never have bantz like the Aussies

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Americana el splatto.

it's true.

>United Islamic Kingdoms

Is this a bongoloid face thread?

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What is this about?

The fuck happened there?

I don't understand the game at all, mind telling me what's happening in the webm?

No bully

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was this a good tactic or what? i don't know anything about third world baseball

>one ball left, they need to hit a 6 (out of bounds on the full)
>roll ball along the ground

You now realise Endless Eight was 19 years ago.

>Be UK citizen
>NEVER get shot, hammered, stabbed, punched, kicked, run over by a bike, poisoned by food, no one curse at you
>Can't have gun, knife, hammer, drive a car, having their hands or feed not being cut by the government, drive a bike, farm your own food, speak

Less than that but it's getting close

>Be a bong
>Don't pay TV license.
>Police break in door
>Find your cutlery.
>Handcuffed in car
> Car Bombing in the street sets you free
>Run back home
>GF fucking Ahmed
>face full of acid
At least no hospital bill amirite lads?

Forgot to add
>Police take child for safety and sell to groomers
Very important.

I just found something Brits don't have

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Brits don't have skeletons inside them copying their every move?

>Be British
>Get shot
>Die waiting for healthcare

Welp

ahh, smart pitcher(?) then.

Last ball of the over for the game. NZ literally needs a boundry which is 4 runs (rolls to boundry) or 6 runs (hit over boundry). Aussie uses bantz to render possibility useless and does an illegal underarm bowl. NZ gets pissed off, throws bat, etc....

>yfw there's a skeleton inside you right now

More like cunt

Yeah but a cunty thing to do.

>Oh look ze Anglos heff ze infighting
>It would be highly unfortunate if ze Reich made ze combek

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>Gets outplayed by tactics
>Guys a cunt
Kek

Hmmm. None of this has ever happened to me.

Your OP made me chuckle, sensibly, of course.

>be brit
>wake up from rotting tooth pain
>forgot to buy toothbrush licence
>shrug it off and walk to school
>see packs of little girls being led into a van of muslims
>tell police officer what you saw
>get arrested for xenophobia
>get killed by muslims in prison

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Bridge collapsed in advance before a fat mutt walking across it could do so

>Be American
>Get shot
>Shoot back
FTFY

>be American, get crushed by diversity bridge

It's not very sportsmanlike.

So if it was illegal, wouldn't they have to get punished for it? Or is it like what our culturally enriched European governments do with criminal immigrants?

my root canals and wisdom tooth removals were free.

have fun with your pliers

Other team shouldn't have put themselves in a position to allow it.

We value sportsmanship very much

New Zealand is batting. Australia is bowling.

This was the third match (best of five, 1-1 at the time) in the finals of the 1981 Benson & Hedges World Series Cup, and New Zealand needed 6 runs to tie the game off the ball (the last ball of the game). If Australia bowled (pitched, threw, what ever you want to call it) a proper delivery (overarm), the New Zealand batsman could've hit it in the air for a 6, but because the ball was being rolled on the ground, it was literally impossible to hit it for a 6.

Imagine in like baseball or something if you needed a homerun to win the game, and the pitcher pitched a ball that he just rolled on the ground (and this was a legal delivery). They couldn't possibly hit a homerun and they would be guaranteed to lose the game.

The thing is, at the time this was a legal delivery, just no one ever did it because it was a fucking jewish thing to do. We did it to win the match, though, (and the series 3-1 in the next match) and New Zealand's hobbit hole still hasn't recovered.

tl;dr new zealand got bantzed the fuck out

>be ghoul
>get ground up into human kebob
>eaten by another ghoul

I'm sure free tooth removal is great tool for the groomers. Young mouths kinda small and all. Fucking grow a back bone brit and do something about your shithole.

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Lmao

"free"

you think like that? have you told your doctor about the predilections you have m8?

>be brit
>be unlucky

Cunt is a nice word here

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>Be bong, vote Labour
>Mass third world immigration
>Shit, better vote Conservative then
>Still mass third world immigration
>Get attacked by Pakis, only have plastic spoon to defend yourself with
>GO ON THIERRY MY SONNNNNNNNNN GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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>be britfag
>go outside
>take a cup of acid to the face
>get arrested because you don't have a face melting licence

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They hate us cuz they ain’t us

lmao'd

Did you learn to project watch the telly? Hope you paid for that license. How easy is to spread shit on toast every day with a plastic knife?

Aussies are a fucking disgrace, you shouldn't need a rule about something like that. I can't wait until you're just a chink colony.

i was replying to a canadian who must spend 2000 a wisdom tooth.

why did you say it was illegal you lying jew?

>forgot to buy toothbrush licence

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Bro do u go to the one English speaking school in dr

So its like in the nfl when a team takes a knee at the end to kill time. You won and have possession at the end. Why in the fuck would I risk running a real play with chance of a turnover or some weird shit happening to let you win. No wonder EU got cucked so hard. Participation trophy in sports mentality. Of course you have to give your opponent a chance to win otherwise it isn't fair. Fucking kek.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

why would a labour voter have a blue hat you mong

It's not like taking a knee at all. Put a legal pitch in and if it's not a six, you win. But you shouldn't even need a rule that says rolling the ball is illegal because no one should ever do it.

The same reason your little sister is getting diddled by Abdul.. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

>Be Britbong
>Get acid attacked
>Try to run away from attacker
>Go across bridge
>Get hit by vehicle of peace
>Get taken to hospital
>Police sweep the room and arrest you as you try to butter your muffin with a breadknife

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I prefer a winning mentality. If its got the point of where you need a 6 to win at the very last ball. I've been beating the shit out of you the entire game. Why again would I need to give you another chance to win? Do every to win, its a competition not a social event.

>Be American
>Wake up and turn tv on
>See 500 Americans die for Israel last night
>Proud.jpg
>Proceed to walk out for a stroll down the block to get kid from kindergarten
>Gets shot at by the neighbor for preemptive tresspassing
>continues stroll down the street
>The town schoolshooter decides to shootup the kindergarten
>Kid is shot 20 times but still alive
>Arrive at hospital
>Hospital demands 300k+taxes
>But i don't have that many burgers
>Hospital unplugs lifesupport and kid dies
...
>Be Bong
>Hear a sound downstairs
>Run down to check
>It's the local mohammed rapist
>He is raping your daughter
>Smack him in the head with plastic shovel
>He gets a bruise
>Police arrive and arrest you for assault and hatespeech
>Gets sent to jail
>get murdered by fellow muslim jailmates
>Oi god save the queen

>GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

My sides

You know the UK is down the shitter when even the Swedish caliphate makes fun of them

It's not free if your mother pays for it.

>be british
>get daughter pimped out by muzzies
>go to police
>get charged with hate crime
>try to buy spoon for mushy peas
>no ID no spoon
>try to walk to the tube
>get stabbed by butter knife by some chav
>go to nhs
>have to wait 6 months for treatment
>die of sepsis
>your daughters daughter is a mixed muzzie who is also pimped out
>Welcome to bongistan

There's more than one but yeah I do.

>Be Bong
>Go out for a picnic
>Get arrested because you had 5 plastic knifes
>Complain about you being arrested and paki raping young girls arent
>Get jailed because of your racism and islamophobia
_____

>Be french
>Elect a kike puppet
>Be french

>forgot to buy toothbrush licence
You foking wanker

Always remember (cos them sheep shaggers wont let us forget)

>Be french
>Just be french

>be Swedistani
>wake up to call to prayer
>step out on the balcony
>take a deep breath of burning car smell
>see neighbour Mohammed raping your daughter
>say hi to him and a thumbs up
>get a 'nade lobbed at you

>spoopy

All these greentexts for bongs usually end with getting raped/killed by muslim inmates. But if it's wrong to accuse muslims of crimes how do they get in jail in the first place? Sounds like it should be that any cop trying to arrest a muslim gets arrested instead by his fellow cops.

I wholeheartedly agree. Pouring acid of peace onto the privileged whites should never be punished

The idea that if you suggest that there's something to sport and competition that goes beyond winning that you're in favour of participation trophies is retarded. I'd rather support a team of people who look like me, who think like me, who grew up like me than some random group of outsiders who are good at the game. It's not the same thing as what we're talking about but it's rooted in the same principle.

>Be Latvian
>Wake up
>Greet neighbor and neighbor greets back
>Дoбpый yтpo!
>What a wonderful Latvian day!
>Turn on tv see friendly neighbor want clay
>Heh we are in Nato now no worry
>Friendly neighbor invades
>Nato help we are being liberator'd
>Nato don't help
>Now live in friendly neighborland and have to salute monument for liberator everyday
>Beчнaя cлaвa
>Spend another 50 years in friendly neighbor prison aka country
>Get independence
>Repeat

>Nobody should do something legal

>getting my gf to shit on my chest then eating it is legal so why shouldn't I do it?
I'm well aware of how Germans think.

NZ still seething after almost 40 years

Well if that's their fetish I am not one to stop them, but keep in mind that eating a girlfriend's shit has never won anyone a cricket trophy while a legel underarm bowl did.

>legel
kill me

If the Irish soccer team imported a bunch of Africans and started winning for once, would you support that?

No, that's the point. It's not all about winning.

Damn, that's harsh!

But winning would in turn bring prize money to the Irish FA, which you could then use to further develop your younger Irish players. Look at it as an investment

Fucking lolbertarians

Hahahaha don't you want to see Dikembe Mubababu scoring for Ireland in the world cup? Be more like France bro

It wasn't illegal under the rules that day (it is however illegal in the UK).

So it's the perfect example of doing something that is "legal" but totally against the spirit of the game and afterwards it was made illegal.
It's also the ultimate trigger to any NZer that loves cricket, instantaneous btfo.

>be bong
>wanna play video game
>its banned