Aqua-sama

Give me a reason you don’t worship the greatest godess the world has ever known with everything you have?

I don't like generals and phoneposters.

i wanna fug the aqua

>greatest godess the world
>Aqua
Heh!
As if!

I'll give you three.

Something only a Worshiper of Eris would say! Would you rather worship a goddess who pads her chest?? And what other Goddess can you spend a nice weekend and drink some wine with?

I don’t know why but I do have the urge to take care of her while making her become a competent housewife.

Someone post the Chris doujin with the midriff please. that one is golden.

cancer

She is so much higher above us all to be a housewife! but im glad you are protective.

I love Aqua and I want Her to be happy.

a good man, you should join the Axis Order! we need more like you. axisorder.com

Impressive Aqua!

no other goddess can perform magic feats with the quality of Aqua-sama

Greedy, whiney, crybaby, narcissist. Aqua is easily the worst girl, her only saving Grace is her sex appeal.

Lies spread by Eris Cult followers!
Besides, Aqua is not meant to be "best girl"
She is a goddess, and is to be praised as one.
And i think the words you were looking for was cute, fun, life of the party, beloved, and interesting.

Praise the Goddess! Praise Aqua!

Another with great insight! The world needs more Aqua worshipers!

How can megameme even compete?

>megumeme
>emilia
worst girls in their respective series

A Goddess isn't supposed to be retarded

If anyone is a true follower of Aqua and is interested in serving her, just join the real world Axis Order, the church of Aqua

>retarded
oh come on, you know damn well that she has the magical power of a country, and is cunning enough to solve any problem, and if she isnt, she just solves it with her magic. Dont insult her you heretical Eris worshiper.

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I only worship alcoholic gods who don't wear panties

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She's pretty damn stupid; I can't respect, much less worship, someone that dumb.

She's so poor she can't even afford pantsu

Because I already worship the greatest god the world has ever known - Demonbane - and I need no substitutes. When I want to fap I go to sadpanda.

Well, did she?

I want Aqua to be my Onee-chan.

that's not eris it's haruhi :(

www.strawpoll.me/14246487/

vote 4 best girl

Do you think she would be open to having sex with her otouto? Serious question.

I would romance her until she has no choice.

She lights up my word

ya, shes my waifu, so i used a reaction pic of her, im not gonna use nasty eris for anything!

nagato is superior tho

Cute Aqua!

its not right to tell lies just because youre anonymous user.

haruhi would be an ultra high maintenance gf and you know it

I couldnt care less. What do you want, an emotionless robot QT like nagato?
ok you are slightly right, nagato is next best. But haruhi trumps all.

mine as well, she provides me with daily water, and in extension, my very life is held in her hands.

I bet she's good at fucking.

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blasphemy!! Aqua is above any sexual relations with a lowly human! take that back at once!

Dumb elephantposter.

Is this frogposting?

I want to kiss that butt.

fuck off elephant asshole
Id venture to say aqua is the smartest being on the planet

no way to talk to a goddess sir
that is heresy

>still below average intelligence

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i want to drink with aqua!

Post more lewd Aqua

Aqua is one of the best anime girls ever.

I wish Aqua posters would leave. How come Darkness posters never shit up threads?

Sinning with Aqua!

Somewhat of anAqua Volume!

season 3 when

Holy moly, look at that Wiz!

How does that top keep Wiz's Wizs in there?

God damn, Wiz.

>Somewhat
I like Aqua but all books related to her are shit

aqua is an old hag

wrong she is a youthful and cute goddess

How hard would it be to turn Aqua into a sex slave?

>This thread

Because if I gave her everything I have she'd just waste in on alcohol.

Filthy Eris worshippers don't even know she pads her chest.

Busy worshipping a higher level goddess.

never ever

enjoy your megumin spinoff

oh no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHHHHHHHH

I WANT AQUA TO PISS IN MY MOUTH

I'd pillage her holy sites

>Link is real
Holy shit

what is wrong with you? aqua is above all of that!!

join us. we shall grow in numbers every day.
axisorder.com join the discord

is aqua a squirter?

yes

>squirter
Its just piss, you've been lied to.

Remove undead.

>pillage her holy sites
I bet he would.

>goddess in two worlds

What a miracle

Kazuma is a fag though

>not holding her hand too
What a waste.

Useless goddess is useless.

Except for sexual.

She has nothing under the skirt

Except her massive goddess penis

Full package?

So guys, how hard would it be to turn aqua into a sex slave?

after all those years of getting blue-balled by kazuma I'm sure all you'd have to do is ask politely

no more questions

but user girls cant get blueballed

they can if they have balls

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thats a futa user

>popular means good
Dumb megutard