Retain Semen

Jesus, Trump, Stacy, the NRA, God, the Virgin Mary, Ivanka, Kek, GEOTUS, ICE, Trad girls, all want you to RetainSemen & UseHandsUsefully.

youtube.com/watch?v=oTOA4VQ8ZzE

(((They))) want you to fap.

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>picture of shaved head
>picture of slightly longer hair
>Wowz muh hair grews back.
Fuck off.

I got thicker hair months after stopping the daily routing

routine*

Jesus bless you

Jesus still loves you, but I think youre pushing it a bit you cheeky twat

>shorter damp hair on the right
>longer dry hair on the left
They want you to ruin yourself sexually with the slippery slope of porn. They threaten to regulate it more so that you binge harder.
You can fap healthily in moderation without porn at all.
You have to be able to balance things without going into extremes.

Masturbating is just armies of semen being routed from the body

Dude needs to invest in a real leather jacket, only chicks can pull off fake stuff

but yeah, retain your semen for most of the month, and never succumb to porn. It's obvious stuff but very difficult. Find a way to succeed.

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Jesus can save your degenerate ass but you have to walk into the light

Every sperm is sacred

I want a gf who thinks like this, determined to swallow every time

big if true

What part of "retain semen" do you not understand? God save your degenerate soul. Your gf needs help too.

Fuck off.

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So when are you allowed to jizz?
Purely for impregnation?

FUUUUUUCK THAT NOISE.

Ok thanks for your concern

turn your angry into love. jesus loves you

God? wtf get the fuck outta here with your imaginary person
Fuck God

>Purely for impregnation?
Ideally yes, but if your will is weak then once a month with your gf is fine.

Women with genetic dysfunctions that affect the testosterone metabolism also get male pattern baldness and they don't produce any semen
inject women with testosterone and SOME will go bald

the tl;dr is that every hair has a timebomb that tells it to shrink IF it is exposed to a certain level of testosterone and it's metabolite DHT
male pattern baldness is inherited genetically and has a tendency to appear earlier with each generation just like in hungtington disease, it's the same mechanism where repeating codons repeat more and more with each generation and at a certain threshold they produce their efect

the only actual cure to male pattern baldness involves
- reducing your testosterone or DHT levels to pre-puberty levels (partially done by finasteride but not enough to actually cure it). This only STOPS your hair from falling but will not provide a regrowth
- to regrow you have to do the first step and AFTER you need to take estrogens
so the tl;dr is become a trap if you want your hair back

I'm sorry you're worshiping Saturn in disguise.

How are you meant to keep a girl around if all you fucking do is bang her once every 9 months? She's going to leave your ass quicker than anything else. Let alone how the fuck you're meant to please her in between that time? Because I somehow doubt your advocating of a life eating pussy.

Sex is required for healthy relationships you fucking incel.

The severity of balding is determined by genes, gene expression and other factors such as nutrition and energy. There is more in God's Kingdom than testosterone or DHT.

>Sex is required for healthy relationships you fucking incel.
You can still have sex, just learn to not ejaculate so often.

>/r9k/

nateliason.com/multiple-orgasms-men/

YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF.
THE HAIR IS OBVIOUSLY THICKER.

SCIENTIFICALLY IT MAKES SENSE.
EJACULATION CAUSES MORE T TO BE CONVERTED TO DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE.
THIS IS THE HORMONE KNOWN TO CAUSE BALDING.

youtube.com/watch?v=H5V5UiDdVsc

DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE IS ESTABLISHED TO CAUSE BALDING.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/68082.php

THEREFORE, AN ABSTINENT LIFESTYLE MEANS LESS DHT CONVERSION, AND LESS BALDNESS.

>the absolute state of bongland
Not every sperm is born. Millions are sacrificed so that one may live. Your "muh sacred spunk" argument is stupid and you're stupid.

>Hair regrowth within 3 weeks

Fuck right off. If this we're true then everyone would do it. It would be common knowledge.
There is NO scientific evidence for nofap stopping hairloss and regrowing hair. OP's pic is literally the peak of evidence and it doesn't prove anything.

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So your reply is basically "edge yourself to oblivion".

Fuck off you weak minded idiot. Edging never feels as good as the real thing. You'd know this if you had any.

God bless your kind soul, may Jesus lead you into the Kingdom of heaven.

You realize edging without relief is super unhealthy right? Of course you don't because you're a fucking moron.

>There is NO scientific evidence for nofap stopping hairloss and regrowing hair.
One needs to have faith, the Kingdom of God invites the faithful and saves the degenerates.

>reducing your testosterone or DHT levels to pre-puberty levels (partially done by finasteride but not enough to actually cure it)
Fin only deals with DHT, it doesnt effect your test levels

You don't need to edge. Use your hands usefully. Just have sex with your girlfriend / wife in the missionary position and don't ejaculate. Jesus will guide you.

That's what edging is you insufferable virgin.

This had better be bait. Sage.

>Finasteride doesn't regrow hair

Maybe not for you

I use my hands usefully, normally 5 inches deep in her. I fuck my girlfriend however she wants. That normally involves me cumming deep and hard in to her pussy, because she really likes it.

What would you propose in this circumstance?

Finersteride grows new hair in the faithful and sin free men that live in God's light.

Fuck off!
There is no heaven.
Fap or no fap, you fucks are being laid on the brimstone to be sacrificed.

i went cold turkey for 48 hours. i had no urges or anything. i thought i had it beat. on the third day, after work, i was driving home and then all of a sudden i got this overwhelming feeling of grief. i sobbed uncontrollably for the next day(my one day off). i fapped and felt a little better.

i don't know what happened. not sure of i want to try no-fap again after that.

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5/10

Weak trolling but got me to reply. You can delete this thread now

ejaculation increases DHT
DHT causes baldness in men
IT FOLLOWS, ceasing ejaculation, will lead to lower DHT conversion.
what you said is an ignorant statement. That is like saying "there is no scientific evidence for 5α-reductase inhibitors stopping hair loss" , which is FACTUALLY INCORRECT. they work because they lower DHT, and so does an abstinent lifestyle.
abstinent lifestyle is a better and safer alternative to 5α-reductase inhibitors.

And for this reason not everyone gets results from finasteride, the typical dose lowers your dht to 30% of your levels and does not affect your testosterone
This might explain why finasteride stops working after 10 years, the body adapts to it

Learn to be in the enjoyment of your love not your basic instincts, ejaculation is an animal desire. Jesus will show you the way.

Low testosterone. Fapping helps keep you leveled

>dat pic
So basicaly he became even balder and grow another inch of hair.

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Jokes on you I only masturbate anally.

so if i stop fapping my hair will grow back?
looks like a larp to me.

I can do both you know. We were made this way for a reason

It actually doesn't normally, not every dermatologist is autistic about hair
In the rare, 5% cases that it does, its because messing with your dht messes wihj your testosterone to estrogen ratio
It might regrow the crown a bit but the temple are does not recover

I don't fap but I'm still thinning on top. What do?

Source for DHT rise after orgasm?

What the fuck is srong with you? You make God and Jesus life so much more fucking difficult, I wouldn't botger woth you but God's love and embrace is eternal so your shitty behavior will probably be forgiven. Stop being a fucking wanker tho.

It will regrow any hairs that are still there.

Any miniaturized, thin hairs should grow back unless you are very unlucky. Nothing will grow back in parts that are completely bald because the hair follicle has closed.

>shave head
>OH NO MY HAIR IS THINNING
>grow hair out a little bit
>SEE NOFAP WORKS
Jesus Christ I can see it from a mile away why can't you.
His hair is still as thin as it was.

Take it to Sup Forums

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You're positing your word is equal to God's which is blasphemy so you're gonna burn way hotter than the rest of us

Take Finasteride or see a derm.

True this is what I wanted to say

Nofap causes prostate cancer

I jack off at least twice a day and my hair is still pretty thick. You guys just have shit genes, sorry.

It's impossible to stop. You will have nocturnal emissions instead. Are we going to hell if we masturbate?

This is anecdotal, so take it for what it's worth, but my stuttering disappears during nofap. When I begin masturbating again, it returns. I believe this is rooted in the confidence and general improvement of self esteem that comes from nofap. I'm not going to pretend to understand all the chemical changes that take place during nofap, but it's real. Just thought I'd share.

I've been fapping almost every day since I was 12 and I have a full head of hair that comes in thick. Get fucked OP

do you have sex?
you still have DHT conversion happening.
hairlosstalk.com/interact/threads/ejaculation-stimulates-testosteron-to-dht-conversion.33188/

>this thread

Lol baldies are in such denial thinking that if they stop jacking off they’re going to get their hair back.
>Literally in the thousands of years that humans have been trying to cure baldness, it wasn’t until 2018 that a nofapper discovered abstinence would regrow your hair.
See how retarded that sounds?

Watch the video, read the notes under the video

Idk why but I found this hilarious. I've never had a nocturnal emission and I've done nofap for an extended period before. Does that actually happen to anyone here?

how old are you now? 28 myself (JUST)

Post 5 legitimate scientific studies to support your claims.

The side effects of finasteride scare me. Can I just work out instead?
I'm married, so no.

I'm 20. Might have a factor in why my body hasn't quit on me like the cuck that made this thread but nofap is total pseudoscience anyway. All it does is make it super nice the next time you bust a nut

Yeah I’ve had them. They’re actually some of the best orgasms you can have because they’re usually accompanied by the sexiest fucking dream. Kind of hard to have them if you live in civilization though because radio waves make you dream a lot less

I knew a guy raised in a strict Christian family, his whole life was no fap, poor guy can't even grow a beard and was balding.

Jesus want you to NoFap. Stop being such a degenerate. "FAP FAP FAP", SEE HOW RETARDED THAT SOUNDS

M8 that's really not a good source

take the nofap pill my fellow platano it will make your life better trust me

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I have really vivid dreams.

>JESUS WANTS YOU TO NOFAP
This sounds infinitely more retarded

Imagine being this stupid

YOUR A DISGUSTING DEGENERATE.

It sounds so much like bs that it might just work

I don't fap, I fuck my women.

IMAGINE HAVING THIS FLAG WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

>incel
>reddit spacing
>>sex before marriage
Make it a bit less obvious, degenerate plebbitor.

>uk flag

these chumps need to get over themselves, I see balding men with beautiful women so I doubt it's a major factor. Just be yourself isn't a meme.

so you have a different addiction. one that will truly destroy your life. congratulations.

I think you and most nofappers could possibly have some deeply ingrained childhood shame built around masturbation. Are you one of those guys who feels shame after you cum? Because I’ve never understood that emotion, I usually feel quite good after an orgasm and get in with my day. heres the reality: you need orgasms. The best is to get them from sex, but if you can’t then jack off. I’ve done six solid months of nodal and I was mostly just a little more stressed in general.

The best way to get your hair grow back when you're balding is to smear your semen on your head and just let it have its effect there. Washing it away will also wash away the effect. It has to stay there. You should have a considerable amount of semen on your head at least five out of seven days a week if you want to stop balding and get your hair to start growing up. You should see results after a few months. It's not instant because it takes a while before the body adapts and finds a balance and starts to grow the hair back.

How do you know if they're the best if you're not awake though?

>radio waves make you dream a lot less
This sounds like pseudoscience. I've lived in cities most of my life and I still dream just as frequently as I ever have

This is true. Women don't seem to mind, and some find it attractive for some reason.

YOU LIVE IN SIN

You people are just full of excuses for being incels, aren't you?

Fucking my women in no way impedes my daily life, in fact, it is very relaxing, a good way to deal with the shit traffic I have to drive through every day.

I need to have as many kids as I can anyway.

its actually true. i dont know if it regrows hair but i definitely lose much less hair now than before. its very noticable for me because i have long hair and before when i moved my fingers through my hair in the shower i would have 10 or more stands in my hand and now on nofap theres barely any.

Eh, it really depends. Being bald isn't the end of the world, but having hair is always better than being bald. It's one of those situations where any bald guy you take, even if still successful and attractive and whatnot, would still be better off if they had a nice head of hair.

That said, not something to obsess over. If there are steps you can take to slow down or prevent balding, then go for it. Nothing wrong with minoxidil and finasteride, especially if you're young and just trying to hold onto a youthful appearance instead of looking like a middle-aged baldy at 25. But at some point, just gotta accept it and take it in stride.

My penis gained 5 centimeters (at rest) in a month of nofap

You should feel bad, because that means you are repentant. But I still give in anyway.