Why isn't there a russian election general?
Why isn't there a russian election general?
Jose Lewis
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Liam Cook
I'm gonna vote for Putin like everyone else.
Michael Gonzalez
Why tho?
Parker Jackson
because there are no elections xD
Adam Collins
Trying to veil it so thin it comes out too thick.
Logan Rodriguez
He's strong and confident as fuck like a real Chad.
Christian Torres
Because it's a fucking non-event.
Luke Williams
Hard not to when there's literally no opposition
Landon Hughes
He's short
Colton Hughes
It's an optical illusion you nog.
He's actually 1.90m
Wyatt Foster
Hunter Ward
>going to vote
>no election
"Highly possible"
Bentley White
Highly possible Putin is to blame?
Austin Powell
there's no opposition for Chads.
Maybe his height is not high but I'm sure his dick is really big.
Luis Morgan
Because you won't comprehend the discussion of it, silly foreigners.
Matthew White
No one can compete.
Oliver Rogers
because Putin will win
even if they played 100% fair, he'd still win, only by a smaller margin, and with less turnout
Aaron Morales
Bye, Felicia.
Austin Roberts
You can, only Poland can stop the bear and his tigers.
Anthony Powell
This.
Everyone loves Putin
Julian Foster
The same reason why there's no /Chinese election general/
Owen Howard
Because of mass Russian meddling in the Russian elections. I hear everyday Russians are able to just go out and vote, no questions asked.
Jeremiah Jenkins
The Russian people are fine. The problems only resides with the Kremlin and the Oligarch's.
The kids get it: washingtonpost.com
Hopefully they'll vote in droves on Sunday.
Xavier Davis
Russia Election General is not in script for Sup Forums
Nolan Sullivan
We're tired of raising their cubs.
Grayson Hughes
>Never checks the election ballot
>only knows putin
>"no opposition"
Anglobots at their best
Asher Hernandez
Why did you poison the mole?
Anthony James
>the kids
>hopefully they will vote
The reason we have minimum voting ages is precisely because kids are almost 100% of the time wrong on politics.
Jaxson Powell
Unless Natalia runs for president there is no reason to care
Samuel Barnes
Is it a good idea to vacation in kotor in the next few weeks?
Anthony Hughes
>Russian
>Vote
What did he mean by this?? Waste part of his day to participate in a democracy LARP?
Dominic Parker
Best boi
Jason Roberts
Okay, boys, let's check the ballot.
Hunter Ross
SLAVA UKRAINI
Mason Nelson
Because they already have a Russian election tzar
Isaiah Price
NAVALNY STANDS NO CHANCE...
Samuel Perez
Samuel Cooper
That would imply Sup Forums knows fuck all about Russia.
John White
Russians mostly care about strongness and severity. In the eyes of a russian a dedicated school teacher or a physician has much less value for society than a soldier. Putin excellently conveys that feeling into his political platform with his welll known sheer despotical cunning.
Benjamin Gomez
Russian establishment sucks, but these clear drones from the EU and US establishment left (Navalny got radicalized at Yale), that are financed, supported, or encouraged by the EU and NATO establishment are even fucking worse. I would be so happy to see all of these opposition figures shot.
Connor Stewart
that nail polish goes really bad with her clothes and eye color
Daniel King
>soros backed (((((((((oppositition))))))))))))
yeah no. ask poles about that
Julian Ross
The stench of vodka emanates from the breath of the nearby security guard peering over you as your hand glides, as if by itself, to write in the only choice in front of you: Пýтин
Easton Williams
Because it's already decided, Russia is no democracy. It would go to shit if a left social democratic government would take Putin's place.
Nicholas Evans
Because the next best candidate is Zhirinovsky.
Brayden Watson
Brandon Nguyen
>tfw not a Russian citizen so I can vote for daddy Putin
Evan Davis
The what?
They better start giving out shekels near the polling stations like before, otherwise I'm not going.
Michael Perez
My money's on Putin.
Oliver Martinez
She's so dumb that I have to invent shit.
Connor Harris
youtube.com
>On the eve of the 2018 presidential elections socialite-turned-politician Ksenia Sobchak stormed out of a live TV presidential debate in tears after interruptions by fellow contestants, Liberal Democratic leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky, and other candidates.
David Taylor
If we can meme Trump into the white house, why can't we meme a Russian shitposter into the vodka house?
Juan Foster
I can do it through the site in a few clicks.
Matthew Harris
Aiden Reed
Can not wait for butthurt rus liberasts crying about unfair elections and shit, when Putin wins again ))).
My cup is ready for their tears.
Lucas Hernandez
I just wish they stopped wasting tax money on stupid "elections" and just crowned Vlad to rule until his last breath.
Would be so much easier.
Eli Scott
Nah. While it is a waste of money it does accustom people to elections. So, maybe, there is a tiny chance that everything doesn't go to complete shit the moment he steps down from power.
Social inertia is a thing.
William Williams
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RUSSIA ISN'T A DEMOCRACY THAT IS RULED BY CZAR PUTIN.
Colton Morales
Zhirinovskiy is a top bantermaster. Dueling him is not as simple as being a reality show host.
There are reasons people compare him with Trump.
Kayden Garcia
Easton Gomez
>implying vlad would step down except to become prime minister again while his puppet is president
Dylan Nguyen
vladimir, is that you?
Xavier Parker
Gabriel Morris
Why not focus on own politics? Vladimir has things on lock. Why so jelly bro? Do you even lift?
Nicholas Harris
Jackson Evans
>like everyone else.
>amusing hypocritical liberal shit tries to associate itself with whole country.
Jackson Wright
lol, vlad isn't even short for Vladimir
Hunter Rivera
It makes people accustomed to the fact that elections are a mockery. So ones (if ever) we ill be able to actually elect someone it will flop.
Charles Wood
> not VELIKOY BLYAT`
Dissapoint
Charles White
He is going to die some day. Unless we get immortality treatment before that. Then I'm all for our Immortal Emperor Putin.
Nathan Roberts
She have terrible taste.
Grayson Campbell
He could bring some Pepe maymays, too bad general TV audience won't understand the signal.
Justin White
Look guys! It's a Russia thread. Everybody point and laugh at What a Shithole Russia is.
Anthony Perez
elections don't matter in Russia, it's a hopeless shithole
Brayden Sanders
That's the biggest evidence you could have of lab AIDS.
Joseph Myers
So we either have a lot of sex, lot of drugs, or, most likely, both. Noice.
Jose Bailey
Daily reminder to vote for the Liberal Democrats
Dylan Carter
Isn't old man tired to compete against these clowns his office chooses for him?
Julian Wright
Their choices are Daughter of an oligarch, a lulz candidate, some communist and some random oligarchs, and exposed US shill from the 1990s who is hated by the vast majority of the population. They are not going to vote for the foreign agents either.
For lulz they can vote Zhirinovsky (basically none of the above). In serious mode its only Putin. It's like our elections in many ways. You get to chose a turd or a shit sandwich. The same "democracy" as we have, really.
Luke Sanders
>aids
>sex
It means that you're all notorious for being bum drillers faggot
Robert Watson
>they can vote Zhirinovsky
>(((basically none of the above)))
huh
Jace Jenkins
>be Russian
>get murdered
Charles Cook
>mfw
Jaxon Miller
His is a comic relief. Normies will not vote for him. He is pretty funny, though. Would probably make a good president too, but ever since they took away none of the above option away, he picks up his 15% or whatever none of the above was. He is an embodiment of the none of the above.
Jayden Brooks
Pomogite Sergei , I caught too much aids and now my lungs don't work.
Jaxon Jenkins
This is such BS.
The highest number I've seen is around 11 murders per 100k. Let's do the math: 11*10*145 = 15.950. How did they get 47 thousand? Do we have 30 murders per 100k population? No source ever said this.
The shilling is real, get your 15 Hryven.
Hudson Perry
There's a theory (or a rumor) that he's indeed tired af and wants to leave but all the entangled oligarchs, mafia, agencies and shit rely on unofficial agreements made on high level so he have to stay there like a warrant seal. There's hardly a bloodless way out of this mess.
Nolan Bell
We all Gona vote for Putin :)
Our government gona open a place here whan all Russians can vote
Angel Peterson
I have another comparison for you. Imagine gladiatorial fights, champion comes out into arena, he was the first for many years and challenges in crowd. But no one wants to go out with him, everyone screams "result is known." The team of clowns enters arena, so that the audience is not bored. They run around the champion and amuse crowd their antics.
Sebastian Diaz
Can wait until you die of lung cancer suka.
Jacob Perry
Because the outcome is already known.
Camden Wright
democracy is cancer, only retards think it's important
Daniel Wilson
480k Americans die of smoking every year. Why is America such a hellhole?
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Jackson Ward
I knew 4 persons who allegedly suicided last year. I still think it's better than getting a truck of peace or smelling curries in subway.
Lincoln Nguyen
>russian
>"elections"
Benjamin Rivera
"""OUR""" goverment is a sly parasites that stuck in between Russia and Europe. this shit is going to be like raftting in laba for bibi
Colton Morales
>everybody is wearing an Adidas tracksuit
Holy shit, I thought these people were just a meme. Turns out it's actually most of the population.
Lucas Jackson
>Russian
>Election
Caleb Jenkins
t. trailer park inhabitant
Get your daily food fix while they haven't slashed the funds. It's coming.
Dominic Cook
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