If you were an entrepeneur, what would some of your business ideas be?

If you were an entrepeneur, what would some of your business ideas be?

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Buy gold
Sell fiat

I mean how fucking simple are you user

Distribute free info.

Eventually you get showered in money.

BE A JEW

I am an entrepreneur, own an auto leasing company.

I actually had a great idea years age, but someone beat me to it. It goes like this: in America, the toilet seats in public restrooms are highly disgusting. Nigs, fags, spics, smelly Indians, etc. all use them and don’t clean up. So as a result most people lay toilet paper down on the seat when they go to take a shit. My idea was to install a container behind the toilet with wax paper or something shaped in the shape of a toilet seat, a sort of disposable cover so that you wouldn’t have to sit on the seat itself.

Anyway had this idea years ago but I think someone beat me to it recently

virtual theater
use call of duty type player matchmaking to group users together in "rooms" to watch current movies
cost per screening is set in advance and covers licensing of the film,server time and profit for the site
users share that cost
full room=lower ticket price

Zyklon b supply salesman?

I am an entrepreneur, it is hard as fuck.
My number one peice advcie is don't get attached to an idea or a product, your gonna fail and it most likely won't work.
The potential for the amount ideas is almost infinite, don't listen to people on Sup Forums go out there have a go.

Pretty much this, especially the last part.
Don't ever listen to anyones advice, almost 100% of the time they have no idea what they're talking about or how to properly implement what they're talking about. What will make you successful is your own good judgement, if you rely on someone else to make decisions for you, you will fail. Being an entrepreneur is about relying on yourself to reach success, not someone else.

I can hook you up with some diamonds, uncut, wanna do an exchange?

>Indians using a toilet

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this actually seems to work although i don't really understand how

i guess you get a lot of exposure that way and then start pawning off your signed rugs or whatever

Medicine that's only effective against conditions black people get but it also sterilises them.

that rug was pretty sweet though

Yeah I agree with 100% although if you know someone successful some advice is great and you CAN learn alot from people, you just need to learn what to take and what to leave.
When it comes down to it (i'm talking serious money million dollar ideas) no one fucking knows whether it is going to work or not.
You can make money of nearly anything I personally know people worth 10s of if not 100s of millions of dollars from selling shitty products like suitcases, sunglasses and toys.
OP's question is bit like saying i'm intrested in gold and would like to work in that area. Ok so do you want to be a greens keeper or tiger fucking woods.
If you have capital you can play with the big boys but I can tell you from experience it is much much harder doing business now in the age of the internet because of these factors 1. The internet 2. Amazon and people willing to make fucking tiny margins and 3. People slowly trusting Chinese products. This all affects me it may not have any relevance to you.
So if you want to do a product based business come to China you can get watches for 1-3 dollars that you can sell for 100$ + dollars sunglassess similar basically everything costs nothing but now you have the problem of not having a brand that would be a great long term goal. To build a brand. Then there are more technology based business's that I don't have much knowledge of or about.

I would say this it is romanticized being an entrepreneur its fucking hard i've had 40 people on payroll before thats alot of pressure. It is a way to escape the rat race but you get trapped in another box where you have more freedoms but way more stress. If you can get a good job it might result in a more peaceful life. Also if you have less lofty goals than me running your own business might be a good option.

I have seen people see what I do and go thats so easy try maybe 3 or 4 times fail and give up I fail 90% of the time but when I get it right boy does it feel good.

Just say slightly edgy shit to attract disaffected autists who didn’t have a father figure, but don’t rock the boat too much or YouTube will ban you for wrong think

>Intrested in golf not gold

Automaric weapons.
Kidnapping cartels and transforming them into house pets.
Probably homemade toys desu desu.

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It works because data it's the new capital.

We now live in infolism

I would build apartments out of shipping containers for low cost, put them in American downtowns where Land is expensive, and sell them to trendy people at a big profit.

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Virtual reality to be white,
so as a white person you rent your time and people with VR googles see through yours eyes and you follow orders, but only do things white people would do.

Also would have, could have and oh I had this idea doesn't mean shit. Either you do it or you didn't all the tales oh I had this idea when countless people probably also had that idea. That is the good thing about business either you did it or your just talking shit.

Using convicts to generate energy.

Assumed convicts would walk/run on a treadmill generating energy, as a dc generator, 4-5 hours/day, and , as a incentive program, we should change the sentence time for kilowatts generated.

have your own, faggot
it's pretty low to steal them from Sup Forumstards

kek

Jar female farts and sell them to brap posters

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Destroy 99% of laws out there and 100% of regulation.

Would literally cause the next explosion of industry unlike anything we've ever seen. Ever. There will be money coming out everybody's ears, and we'd be spending millions everyday jsut to make them back the next.

Lowkey genius if you can figure out a way to follow construction code

Chukudus (wooden "scooters" that were """invented""" in the Congo) are still extremely popular in Africa, now more so than ever, especially in other parts. I would go to Africa with some machinery, hire workers and take whoever is currently selling those scooters out of business. Then I'd start a franchise, which allows other Africans in other villages to start producing and selling Chukudus too.

produce niche VR porn

I started a skincare company. It took me 3 years and 1000s of dollars (and tries) to make 3 decent products.

Being an entrepreneur means accepting failure for years in many cases and NEVER listening to people who are not successful in your EXACT field/category.

3 years of hearing: give up, this isn't working, you're wasting years of your life, etc.

You have to accept failure as part of the process. I'm not a millionaire yet or anything close. But I am my own boss and I have the respect of my clients and peers.

My advice is to be focused and confident in your decisions even if they are wrong.

I started with literally nothing.

Yeah - Drunk Lights

You know how police have flashing lights and sirens when they drive and everyone gets out the way, well people should have an attachable/removable set for when they drive drunk so eveyone gets out your way.

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Respect user,
I have a similar story but I'm further down the line now and things are good.

If you want an easy(ish) business if you can get a pawn license and focus on second hand watches mainly the ones that hold their value you can make a fair amount of money especially because people are selling them in desperate need of cash

kinda pointless when you own one of the best watches ever made :^)

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The issue with my sector is that you need money (most of the product cost) to advertise. Skincare isn't about quality (even though we literally make the vest quality), no one cares, it's about popularity. You need to be the prom queen not the nerd smart girl. Its enfuriating. But we keep chugging along.

These watches were severely underrated for the era they were released. They were such a great watch and took a beating.

I'm an entrepreneur.

I'm collecting all the decent ideas in this thread and applying for copyright and patents. Then I sue you later if you try.

fuck!, the feels, I just nostalgia-ed HARD! does it have the tv remote aswell?

yeah I've gone full casio digi desu. Italians wear them so that must mean it's fashy now

no just a calc

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I stake new claims for gold mining.

I still have an old Casio digital watch, It's outlasted everything else I've bought , pic related

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PIZZA SCISSORS

They're scissors that are designed specifically for cutting pizza with. You can have the "retard husband who cant use a knife or roller cutter with out getting covered in sauce" in the advert/commercial to appease the "degradation of men" requiements.

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I have been involved in health and beauty products quite heavily, I completely get you. The Chinese market allows for companys with low brand recognition to get big quick but the market is so complex. But your doing the right thing just keep chugging along building a brand things will build

Kek im wearing a casio right now even though I own much more expensive watches, but I know a guy who picks up rolex's for 20-40% of what he sells them for.

If you double them up they're great alien repellent.

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I'm an entrepreneur and I won't share any of my ideas with you retards.

Thats a crap idea. How are you going to sell that?

They already exist..

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Yeah bud, that is already a thing. You and friends can log on to Xbox Live, create a party, log into Netflix, pick a movie and your avatars will be added to a theater setting.

wtf

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Produce a sickle-cell vaccine my man. That's the perfect start for your agenda.

I have one of those bad boys, lol I bought an omega and a rolex wearing it and its so funny seeing them treating you like shit and then you buy something and they get all embarrassed, I don't like to flex but it annoys me when people judge me to be poor because i dress like I am most of the time

I bought this the other day though fucking fantistic watch i'm not a fan of most G shocks to chunky for me but this is better than all my other watches.

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as if I'm going to tell you my idea. Unless you're a possible investor, that's it.

While in Europe I never understood why people use knives or scissors to cut pizza. Like wtf? Just get a fucking pizza roller. Every kitchen has one in the US, why can't eurofags just buy a $4 kitchen utensil that never breaks and only needs to be replaced once every 10yrs?

>we want to
expressing an opinion
>kill wypipo!!!!
demanding to do something

niggers

modernization mostly, identify where the current leadership is lagging and determine if you have a solution. That's just the easiest thing to do, really. Now, identifying your own failings is harder.

Yeah I haven't told him or anyone my ideas except for a few throw away things that id never do but I think this is a productive thread in that encourages advice for entrepreneurs.

I don't have any, thus I'm not an entrepreneur.

Here is another question.
How much money would you need to live your life as you would like?
How much money would make you feel rich?

>If you were an entrepeneur, what would some of your business ideas be?

You best not be an entrepeneur asking Sup Forums for advice.

haha there is truth to that, also if your an entrepreneur, a true one you have way to many ideas i think of about 20 ideas a day. Oh that could be a good product or a good business i act on like .0001%% of my ideas. I think it is a way of seeing the world.

I was checking out the G shocks last summer they look super robust, I couldn't wear a Rolex, I'd break the cunt

We use knives. We dont eat enough pizza to warrant buying a roller - usually. Some people have rollers

Its not about the amount. Its about keeping up with inflation

I have a lot of good ideas as well, but I have no capital to get started, so there's no point even sharing my good ideas.

Thats fucking false and you know it. I spent 3yrs in Sweden and those cucks ate pizza more than anyone I know in the US.

>anons main advice is to not take anyones advice

Heres your you, now kys yourself

Well I dont eat enough pizza to bother having a specialized tool used exclusively for one food type

Nah mate I have a sub literally put it through hell and its still ticking like a charm. But I mean I have a flat in London wear I spend a fair bit of my time i'm English/ Australian and I wouldnt wear a rolex in London. In Hong Kong i would wear a million dollar watch and not feel worried at all.

They make it fucking hard with import tarrifs and basically everything is stacked against you.
Another great piece of advice my dad gave me don't re-invent the wheel.
I used to go to the US and find hot products and then just rip the peoples idea off and do it in Europe. You could call me a cunt for doing so but its how alot of money can be made.

fuck where its too late here I shouldn't be awake.

renting out real dolls

>Just give me your business ideas on a Taiwanese furniture repair board

Trying to steal my innovative ideas faggot? Come up with your own ideas you Jew!

Carving knofe m8, I even got me licence

OP is long gone.

wait.. do you have to be 18 to buy a pizza roller in the UK? hahah

Well, it seems nowadays all investors want to invest in is SJW bullshit that fails so horrendously that they end up losing their investment.

It's like "Fuck common sense, let's be trendy!"

As long as you weren't in Mayfair or Belgravia, I think most people would assume it's fake.

Most people are too busy to notice ANYTHING in London, I'm glad I only work there.........

Yeah its gotten a lot harder to get venture capital, the best way to make alot of money is to get a company that is turning over a profit and sell it or take it public.
But don't let not having capital stop you if its what you really want to do I started with a fucking pick up truck removing peoples rubbish.
You need to get some kind of business or job where you can feed your bigger ideas. Some sort of form cashflow.

>I started with a fucking pick up truck

I can't even afford a pick up truck.

Nigger removal services.

My place is in Hampstead so it is pretty relaxed, I've heard of people scouting people at bars in the city who know alot about watches and they mug them later on. Ive been mugged at knife point before but that was in peckham.

I worked in a supermarket to buy the pick up truck.
How old are you?

Underrated

>I worked in a supermarket to buy the pick up truck.

Well, to be fair, I've been gangstalked all my life, so keeping a job is a hassle in itself.

it really tied the room together.

gangstalked?

>gangstalked?

Ever since the advent of nuclear weapons, all military actions against other nations MUST be as covert as possible to avoid culpability, and reprisal.

Hence, modern warfare doesn't even bother fighting against the military... they just go after the civilians in secret.

If you read the wiki article on "Zersetzung" you will learn much of the tactics being used against us.

nigs gonna nog, I live in Hertfordshire, I really couldn't deal with the (((Diversity))) London is full of non white who quite literally hate the country.

You're right about targeted robberies, they'll always be where the money is, tis the price we pay for Tony Blair opening the floodgates

Hampstead's pretty nice, just don't get pozed on the heath .

What are good business ideas for during a recession or depression? Slinging booze for cash?

Why would someone spend tens of thousands of dollars gang stalking you ?

i'd make this

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>Why would someone spend tens of thousands of dollars gang stalking you ?

As I said, it's a military tactic.

that's like asking why someone would spend billions of dollars invading another nation...

Been at it for years. Son of a successful but very boomer business man. Thank you for the encouragement.

>that's like asking why someone would spend billions of dollars invading another nation...

Territory
Oil
Rare Earths
Control of pipelines
Protection of ethnic peoples

the list goes on.

>Territory
>Oil
>Rare Earths
>Control of pipelines
>Protection of ethnic peoples
>the list goes on.

Correct, but you have to get rid of the people who are already there, first.