TAKE THE BIKE PILL

Buying a car or motorcycle? Paying taxes and spending on gas?
FUCK THAT BRO
Buy a bike already and go anywhere you want, and get in /fit/ while you're at it
>b-but what if I have children
There are PLENTY of options to carry children on your bike, you don't need a car for that
Stop being lazy CUNT already and TAKE THE FUCKING BIKE PILL
Stop feeding the car JEW

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Already took the bike pill. I'm planning on getting an e-bike next to cover long distances in shorter time. Was going to get the flash

Good bred

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Thats the way to go my man

>we have technology to help us move faster with less time spent from place to place
>TEAK A BAEK! LIK POOR NIGGAS DOO

I have to ride a bike because I'm 24 and don't have a drivers license.

>move faster with less time spent from place to place
And because of these machines we now build everything very far apart from each other

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You can't do shit on a bike. Time is money and poorfags ride bikes.

bicyclers are bitches

Not all of us live in dystopian hellscapes of concrete, soyboy.
>why doesn't everyone have A BIEK??
>only uses it to ride half a block to Starbucks to meet his boipucc

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1000 yen says OP is a bong.

I'm 29 and I also don't have a driver's license.
What I do have is a healthy and strong heart from all the cardio I get.
And don't get me started on my legs. Beautifully toned to perfection.
Never get your license user, keep peddling.

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Thinking about getting a new bike soon, even willing to invest a bit in one that's decently made and lightweight.
I've let my body decay and I'm supposedly in the prime of my life, it's embarrassing.

Then again, I also really want to get a motorcycle license.

I don't feel like biking a half marathon every morning to get to work.

I live in a semi-rural area and ride my bike everywhere. 6 to 10 miles one-way for errands, work. Stay off road, no pollution, stay fit, feel damn good at the end of every ride, enjoy the ride itself. Get off your lazy ass and stop criticizing people for doing what they love.

Well its a pain when youre starting, but after some time its actually quite enjoyable. And believe it or not some people find it admirable

Fatty detected

Commuting time and exercise are combined. Saves me time.

i sure hope none of you faggots wear helmets when riding a bike

I would love to ride a bike to work, but it already takes me almost an hour to get to work by car. I dont even want to know how long that'll take on a bicycle.

It might save YOU time and money but not people who actually have real jobs.

Depends on how much traffic you get, if its a lot you can sometimes even save time by going on your bike since you can avoid most of it

20 miles from work. Ok I'll get up 5 hours early to get there. Faggot.

Fuck off scooby. Its not practical.

What bike would you recommend for someone who has only had mountain bikes? I’m currently in a city and would like to invest in a light-weight bike.

>work is 45 minute commute by car
K

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Well it's South Florida, so a ton of traffic. Crossing all those major intersections on a bike isn't worth the hassle alone.

I got really into cycling a couple of years ago, then ended up breaking 2 ribs, my hand and some fingers, and was off it for a year and haven't gotten back on it.

I really do miss it, I might try and get back into it this summer, I don't know what kind of maintenance my bike will need having sat in the shed for 2 years though.

So when did you get your DUI op?

I commuted to university when I attended. Houston Texas, rode along the bayou trail, very comfy low stress ride. Miserably hot and humid most of the time, I'd arrive very sweaty under normal conditions. The time it would take to be presentable at my job just isn't worth it, it would take me 4x as long in total under ideal conditions.

qualify what a "real job" is.

Ted pilled

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even 5% climb will ruin your trip.
fuck that shit!
>e-bike
that's gay and useless

one where you make enough to where riding a bike makes no fucking sense.

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what's a real job

Cuckmobile cycling on middle of street causing traffic pure cancer

>Why not a bike and a car? Use each for their purpose as needed via your God given free will.
>t bike kike pill tells me how to travel

Fuck off McNabb, you loopy eared cunt

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So the qualification is your own made-up standards of what is "real" and "enough"?

Sure I'll start biking everywhere when I can magically fit all my groceries, sporting equipment, and other goods on said bike comfortably. Until then have fun carrying a medium load while biking been there done that.

I'm a lawyer and make plenty of money LOL. You are an excuse machine.

Do something with your life and stop being a fucking idiot.

This doesn't work in America
Shit is spread out here

rage. i knew you couldn't string a thought process together.

>This doesn't work in America
>Shit is spread out here
Wrong

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It takes me 25-30 minutes to get to work, and a good portion of that time is spent going 85-90mph on the freeway. I'm not going to spend 3&1/2 hours riding my bike to and from work everyday.

Good luck picking up a precious white maiden on a bike.

Ask

The problem with a bike is NIGGERS stealing it.

Riding around with a massive 10lb lock in your backpack to your bike is annoying as fuck.

how do bikefags deal with this?

Fucking commuters taking jobs from local workers

Commuting to work daily by bike. It's awesome. Doing over 120km/week overall my legs after one month are completely ripped. If I had a nice garden to take care of it would strengthen my torso more in a natural way and complete cycling perfectly.