Let's do a cucked UK thread. I don't mean a UK hate thread, just one to share stories of even mild cuckery in this fine land. I'm from the memeflag below, but I have British family and lived there for eight years. I'll start
>Dad getting license in the UK >Fails test because he didn't use the emergency break while stopping at a red light on a hill.
Or
>bathrooms must have light switch on the outside
Or
> People unironically defend the NHS and thank their politicians for it
Or
>Be 11 >Riding bike in park >Run into community support officer >Multicultural Londoner and fat lesbian >Regents park, right by the Grand Mosque >Scolded for 15 minutes >Walked out of park to ensure I don't ride >Go back in >Ride around >Bike breaks >Real British cop helps fix
I'll try to post more as I think of them. I do think the UK has wonderful culture, food (contrary to stereotypes) etc but the nation is so lost.
This makes no sense u fucking moron. The switch part is just plastic and should be covered with a cover plate that is completely separate from the electricity.
Do u bong niggers not have paper towels or hand dryers?
Given the absolute fucking state of mains electrics in some parts of continental Europe, I'm not concerned about a bit of over regulation.
Charles Hughes
>Fails test because he didn't use the emergency break while stopping at a red light on a hill.
This is actualy very sensible, you dont want to be rolling backwards
Hunter Robinson
>hills >Britain
Fuck off, Nigel.
Jaxon Howard
>Water mains in London original (I know, they've been slowly changing for decades), buildings often still use cisterns, so don't drink the water above the first floor or get lead poisoning
Caleb Powell
Rapewise (by mudslimes). Who wins? Sweden or bongland
Say what you wan't about Americans, we aren't this dumb
Andrew Lee
>Light switch on outside of bathroom >Hands way too wet to touch >Walk through bathroom door, >Magically, hands are dry now. >One day reach around door to outside of the bathroom to turn off light. Electrocuted to death.
>Hands once again to wet. >Plug in an extension cord and plug in lamp. >As hands move to turn off lamp they magically become dry due to British electrostatic resonance decay on water vapor technology. >Drool from cucked British mouth pours onto lamp. Death by electrocution.
Brandon Rivera
That sounds like an oddity restricted to certain listed buildings. It's certainly not normal.
Juan Powell
Lights switches are a cunt. My sister always turns the light off when Im halfway through a shower
Daniel Butler
So much soy.
Justin James
Send a picture and prove me wrong, pretty sure its the law for residential buildings
That's just a plain lie. Sure, most people with sense use a drawstring one but my gf lives in a council flat run by one of the most helicoptering, red-tape-loving, nanny-state council in the whole UK and her bathroom has a proper lightswitch on the inside.
Aaron Jenkins
Should I be doing this in an automatic? Or just put it in park? So far I've just been holding the foot break down.
Josiah Rogers
>Brits are so dumb, you need a separate license for a stick shift
Using the handbrake is preferable on a hill to avoid rolling backwards when you prepare to move off.
Of course, being American your peanut brain can't wrap itself around the concept of a manual gearbox, so your car holds itself for you on hills.
And no, the default driving licence is manual. If you're incompetent (usually gays and women) you take the automatic test instead which limits you to driving autotragics.
Jace Wood
>Council flat lmao
Justin Thompson
Love a bit of rough me, point is, you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. X
Jacob Ortiz
In the eight years I lived in the UK, I never saw it. Also that "x" shit is really gay too.
Asher Morris
The things happening in Europe are disturbing
Yeah we have a lot of shitskins but we aren’t letting them rape our children and get away with it while we bully whites with “hate speech” charges for trying to stick up for themselves
This is sickening
I’m not trying to fling shit or say we aren’t as fucked as you but GOD DAMN it’s like you guys aren’t even trying to not become as flooded as we are with shitskins within just a decade or so. And given your laws, it will be much worse for you when they are at the same proportions as ours
It’s horrifying to hear of so many underage white girls getting raped and their rapists go free, at best after a short few years in prison, if not outright ignored and allowed to rape with impunity
Sorry for talking about Europe in general but it’s hard to ignore the same shit is happening all over that continent
Mind posting the 'regulation'? I only ask because the light switch I'm thinking of is about 3ft from the shower head. There's plenty to legitimately criticise our fair country for, there's no need to perpetuate this 'ID for cutlery' nonsense.
Liam Hughes
All said and done, I do love British people. Lots of love to you too.
Dylan Lee
Find this unlikely but not impossible. Building regs state you can get fined up to £5,000 for non-compliant electrical works in bathrooms. Then again most council flats are shitholes so wouldn't surprise me if the electrical installation is fucked.
Electric razor plugs are lower voltage and usually hidden behind a plastic panel for extra safety.
I posted in a comment above. Its not the real one but a summary. The real one is at the top of google though.
Aaron Price
> Fails test because he didn't use the emergency break while stopping at a red light on a hill.
You must've really fucked up then, mate, because there's no legal requirement to use handbrakes on a hill stop.
Lrn2 clutch control, faggot.
Jason Hall
And we hate you, American. Enjoy your new Putin overlord.
Austin Lee
Manual is real man tier, however. The reason we have two licensing systems is to reflect that automatic licence holders are less competent drivers.
The more you know.
Jose Edwards
Here we have GFCI breaker outlets. You can plug anything in them and never have to worry about being shocked. You could bath and throw a tv in your tub and still not get shocked.
>you only have to comply with the law on your test No, it's about demonstrating safe and sensible driving tecniques. Rolling backwards is unsafe and could easily cause an accident. Using the handbrake stops you from rolling back.
You can check our wiring regs on this site, I actually quite like the way we do it
Hudson Peterson
Pretty big bathroom
Andrew Thompson
When I visited the UK, I found it quite nice, except for the plumbing. Holly hell its a mess.
Thomas Gutierrez
Manual is the norm. You take a different test for an auto. If you have a license for a manual you can drive an auto no probs, but not the other way around
Robert Sanders
> dat shoop
This isn't how you get a summons for magistrates court, stupid American.
Benjamin Perry
Here we use GFCI plugs and can plug anything into them without be electrocuted. They can be installed anywhere in a bathroom. Ya'll dont have anything like that?
Ha ha. Ok, sure. Every single person I've ever known that has an automatic licence has it because they were either too stupid, or too shit scared to drive manual.
I won't even touch an automatic, that's how much having an automatic licence is stigma here.
Joseph Parker
>This. Also UK plugs > all other plugs. Untill you stand on one
Jacob Gomez
>stupid American.
Is this the only insult you're allowed to use without the bobbies coming for you?
Luke Anderson
RCDS, RCBOs AND MCBS
Jeremiah Cruz
Shaver/toothbrush sockets are electrically seperated transformers down to extra low voltage. All circuits in a bathroom must be RCD protected which is the same as your gfci but protects all the circuits in the house
John Rivera
3m how big is your fucking Bog m8 ?
Christian James
>complaining to your friends on an electrical wiring board
Isaac Hughes
Yeah, but it's still not LAW, you unmitigated stupid fuck. If you failed your test because you didn't engage handbrake on a steep hill (fucking lol), then you deserved to fail because you're clearly unsafe and a fucking retard who can't even pass something as simple as a driving test lmao.
And yeah, I have no problem at all controlling the clutch on even Dorset hills. Which, obviously, means I'm a superior driver to you. I'm sorry that hurts your feelings, princess.
Pray tell, why do you need to literally use the fucking e brake on a hill at a red light!? You are stopped momentarily. Are you too lazy to hold your foot down on the normal break?
Adrian Myers
did any of you guys ever have a park near where you lived where all the school kids would go to shag after school? it seemed to be whenever i went to the park when i was a kid there was always someone getting a handy in a bush
Hill starts normally, you'll hold the car there on the clutch
Xavier Thompson
Not mine unfortunately. Big wallets, big bogs.
Sebastian Foster
holy shit the UK truly is a police state. british police are horse dick suckers
Alexander Price
Brit here (flag obviously) and I agree with you, only time I use handbrake in my car is when I'm not fucking inside it or just about to leave it. Never used it on a hill or at a light in my fucking life. Clutch control is easy if you're not a drivelet.
Connor Wood
>durr NHS durr >amerilard thinks his (((system))) is right whilst all modern 1st world countries have it wrong t.48%er logic. USA is lost, not even a White nation.
Julian Lopez
>If you failed your test because you didn't engage handbrake on a steep hill (fucking lol), then you deserved to fail
So you have conceded to my point of view, thus we are in agreement now.
This is nothing to do with my driving test, I never mentioned that in this thread.
I'm an /o/fag with an MX5 NC that I take on track days, so I'm really not interested in your self-proclaimed driving abilities unless you want to settle it on the track.
