/ptg/ President Trump General - Flail of God Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/15/18
youtu.be/hNdhoVW6Rhw
>DefDep Press Brief (Dana) 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442651-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/15/18
youtu.be/arpX1qfBljg
>Heather talks to "Last Men in Aleppo" 3/15/18
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>WH Video: Cabinet @Senate Infrastructure Hearing 3/15/18
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>WH Video: POTUS in Missouri 3/15/18
youtu.be/6P8tiSLKFzc
>James OKeefe on CSPAN Wash Journal 3/15/18
youtu.be/AzEE_uixE3Y

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poynter.org/news/new-dialogue-journalism-project-will-immerse-itself-gun-debate
saraacarter.com/explosive-text-messages-reveal-judge-in-flynn-case-was-friends-with-strzok/
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/974702363763232768
youtube.com/watch?v=jWEY_XptHUU
thefederalist.com/2018/03/15/the-next-big-republican-spending-bill-is-packed-with-liberal-priorities/
dailycaller.com/2018/03/16/gop-sanctuary-cities-omnibus-bill/?utm_source=site-share
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flumpf

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MAGA

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Next Crusade when

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in MAY to start a new life in the US of A!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!

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What do you guys think about that russian nerve agent thing? will it lead to anything big or will it die down soon?

is this the thread where we are all frens?

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Failure after failure, scandal after scandal, flipped seat after flipped seat.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2AWuhq1AR2k

was he /ourguy/ all along?

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

Enjoy your hate while it lasts. You cannot reverse demographic change and soon this will be your fate RACISTS.

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>That needs rewriting, "then" is useless in that sentence
Oh shit, you're right, gotta fix that.
> HERE FOLKS
Delete all other copies, use these instead

1/4

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cute

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2/4

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Fren

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thefederalist.com/2018/03/16/revealed-peter-strzok-had-personal-relationship-with-recused-judge-in-michael-flynn-case/

REVEALED: Peter Strzok Had Personal Relationship With Recused Judge In Michael Flynn Case

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3/4

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I missed out on the Red MAGA baseball cap because I was gonna treat myself for my birthday next month and now I want to kill myself.

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4/4

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I like the artist's doodles.

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I would criticize Jeff Sessions and then I remembered that any criticism of Jeff Session's unneeded recusal, his stumbling over the Russia collusion interviews and his inaction towards DNC corruption is invalid because I suspect that those critics are motivated purely by the desire to use drugs. I morally and intellectually disqualify them and their criticisms because drugs are bad on general principle. No argument or presentation of facts pertaining to the harm that Jeff Sessions' utterly. piss. poor. performance has done to the Trump Administration will sway me due to the fact that those critics most likely use drugs. In fact I am angered that they are even posting. I would like them to stop speaking or, better yet, stop living because they are categorically bad people.

Jeff Sessions is cracking down on cocaine and opioids, lol i bet that makes you hippie stoner pot smokers so mad. I hope after all the cocaine/heroine busts that you'll never be able to fill your pipe with weed ever again! Muahahaha.

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Are you ready for diverse opinion and reasoned debate about guns from the media? Why haven't they be able to accomplish it so far?

poynter.org/news/new-dialogue-journalism-project-will-immerse-itself-gun-debate

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Tark the Shark has heard Trump. He's going to do it, folks.

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Bretty gud edition, baker!
Thanks for baking!

not surprised

Holy shit, he actually did it.

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Are we going to continue to pay "holocaust" reparations and litigate endlessly about nonsense? or are we going to the stars?

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Congratulations user!

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More sanctions, maybe an exclusion from g20. Nobody wants a military situation.

FBI AGENT WHO INTERVIEWED FLYNN HAD PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH RECUSED JUDGE -- AND CONSPIRED TO CREATE "COVER" TO TALK TO HIM! DOJ/FBI TRIED TO COVER THIS UP!

saraacarter.com/explosive-text-messages-reveal-judge-in-flynn-case-was-friends-with-strzok/

The only way I won't vote for Trump again in 2020 is if Bernie is the nominee.

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>Jeff Sessions is cracking down on cocaine and opioids, lol i bet that makes you hippie stoner pot smokers so mad.
Ha I went broke before there was a supply problem so it's my choice not to do drugs, not Sessions!!

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NEW TWEET

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/974702363763232768

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Those jeans were hot shit in the late 90's

who the fuck talks like this to their friends? never talk about shit like this over text, how gay can you get. save it for a bar.

Nice basement studio.

>thefederalist.com/2018/03/16/revealed-peter-strzok-had-personal-relationship-with-recused-judge-in-michael-flynn-case/
>REVEALED: Peter Strzok Had Personal Relationship With Recused Judge In Michael Flynn Case

Yep. Once AGAIN the bad guys do bad shit.
And nothing will happen.

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You have to go back

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does this guy have a chance though?

youtube.com/watch?v=jWEY_XptHUU

Read this its fucking yuge

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I don’t get how he still looks the same all these years later. Pretty crazy

It might be big, it might also not matter since everyone involved is recused and/or fired.

as if you wouldn't fuck the shit outta Daisy Ridley..

>Bernie
kys

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Happenings texting is pretty fun, had lots of keks with friends during the failed turkish coup d'etat

how can GOP win anything in NV? i lived in Vegas and i remember EVERYBODY had these tacky "battle born for hillary" shirts around election

i did live in a culturally enriched hood but still

Stockton? Make sure you roll up by the Diaz bros house and ask them to train you, and to find out where all the sluts are. Stockton is full of sluts.

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Yes. He's also one that couldn't give two shits if you call him a "mean name" for standing with Trump/America Values.

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She's not very attractive.

Does that mean if I leave out words in my sentences sometimes that I have a digital neurological condition? I've read up on it and apparently since I often times do that, it's because my brain operates too fast for my eyes and hands to keep up and just moves to the next word before I get the current word down. I like to think of myself as a genius instead of a retard.
Don't ruin this for me.

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we still have guns kike. Good luck taking over

I wish Trump would disallow immigrants and four generations of their offspring participation in the political process.

Cheeto Bentio should tweet it but that fucking news kike Drudge hasn't made 'broken' it yet so Trump doesn't know

All of those people were from out of state

Try me fugger.

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Thanks, going to fix it up and do some live streams this summer. Needs paint... :)

>it might not matter
Why the fuck does Mueller's investigation exist if there was never a Russian connection that existed except in the fiction created between Strzok and this judge?

thefederalist.com/2018/03/15/the-next-big-republican-spending-bill-is-packed-with-liberal-priorities/

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>Why the fuck does Mueller's investigation exist if
Because Trump went on NBC and said he fired Comey because of Russia. Do you not remember?

> (You)
>who the fuck talks like this to their friends? never talk about shit like this over text, how gay can you get. save it for a bar.

I wonder who could be behind this rage???

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Spending money in general is a liberal priority, so just by increasing a budget they "win" this seems like fake news.

It's strange how some of the most level headed posters on this board are Hungarians.

dailycaller.com/2018/03/16/gop-sanctuary-cities-omnibus-bill/?utm_source=site-share

>“House and Senate leadership has rolled over and played dead on border security. When it comes to a border wall, they say it is not our problem. When it comes to funding sanctuary cities, they say it is not our problem. What they are essentially saying is we are going to pass bills with more Democrats than Republicans,” the aide told TheDCNF. “This is a sign to administration that leadership doesn’t care what the White House wants. Even though GOP members ran on these issues. Conservatives mean it. The administration means it.”

>everything the republicans do is worse than obama

Early drafts of the spending bill, which are being kept under “lock and key,” a GOP aide told TheDCNF, include Planned Parenthood funding, Obamacare subsidies, gun control legislation, a large tax on internet sales, and a host of other policies completely against Republican campaign promises.

Are they going to win the fight?
>no
Will they shutdown the government?
>no
Then I don't care.

no they were not, i worked making fried chicken in the most culturally enriched part of town and i saw these 'people' everyday for years

>Early drafts
>sources say

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Thanks, Obama!

hahaha, what a joke

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bald

Boner weighs in on Trumpism
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We're a long way from "every night we are raped to sleep by the dickwolves."

If only a certain head of the DOJ wasn't a useless sack of shit and would actually enforce laws. Sessions will let McCabe get his pension and refuse to enforce any law but those relating to drugs. Yes they're a problem, but hell, he belonged in the Senate if he's this useless on every other law.

>eva reads Penny Arcade
Suddenly it all makes sense

she has a nice braaper

A large faction of House Republicans are pressing GOP leaders to attach legislation to the omnibus spending bill that would let states collect sales tax from remote online retailers. South Dakota Rep. Kristi Noem’s legislation, which has 50 co-sponsors, would let some 12,000 jurisdictions conscript out-of-state retailers into collecting sales and use taxes from their customers. A bipartisan companion bill in the Senate has 27 co-sponsors.

Are they all just fucking over there?

>California
>America

pick one and only one

that comic is so weak, I can tell the liberal wanted to make him seem crazy but chuck e cheese is just weak, it's uninspired

U.K. HAS INVITED OPCW TO COME AND COLLECT NERVE AGENT SAMPLE

OPCW IS WILLING TO WORK WITH U.K. TO INVESTIGATE SPY POISONING

Anything new been happening lately?

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Frankly the're down to Bum Tickley tier webcomics now.

It's probably flat but I don't remember. I don't find many of those inbred islanders attractive, especially when you could have a Spanish qt.

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Help me out here. How does the pro-Trump crowd swing this into a positive?

>US raises tariffs against Europe, China
>they raise tariffs back at them
>prices all across the board rise and only the people get hurt

???
Seriously, I don't get what the opposing view is.

*vroom*

>who the fuck talks like this to their friends
Women and soy boys do

4dchess, trust

What did he mean by this?

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