Brit/pol/ - Monteniggers need not apply

>Parsons Green attack: Iraqi teenager convicted over Tube bomb
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43431303

>13 days on and police still have no idea how Russian agent and his daughter were poisoned - as they reveal 131 local people came into contact with nerve agent and cordon off army base
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5508633/Police-fear-131-people-came-contact-Salisbury-nerve-agent.html

>Petulant Gavin tells Russia 'Tell rudeboi shut up'
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-defence-secretary-orders-russia-12192669

>Russia accuses UK for attack, using 'Black-PR' and bad investigation
express.co.uk/news/uk/932147/Russian-spy-poisoning-latest-un-Vasily-Nebenzya-sherlock-holmes-Inspector-LeStrade

>Revealed: Tories cut £129Million from MoD Chemical Weapons defence
politicalscrapbook.net/2018/03/the-tories-cut-319-jobs-from-the-mod-unit-responsible-for-chemical-weapons-defence/

>Corbyn urges "not to rush" before evidence found for Salisbury Russia
uk.businessinsider.com/jeremy-corbyn-iraq-war-shows-uk-shouldnt-rush-over-salisbury-attack-2018-3

>Sadiq Khan's 'viral' video turns out to be fake news
twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/973703783262965760 (embed)

>May praises Azerbaijan dictatorship, seeks deeper ties [pipelines]
en.apa.az/azerbaijan-economy/finance-news/uk-to-further-expand-cooperation-with-azerbaijan-theresa-may.html

>France U-Turns on "fantasy politics" after phone call
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/france-says-believe-russia-behind-12192046

>May faces Telford question in PMQs
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-praises-sunday-mirrors-telford-12188617

>It's time to give EU nationals the vote
inews.co.uk/opinion/comment/james-chapman-give-vote-uk-eu-nationals/

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crack

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First for Kaczynski was and still is right.

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Regional accents are dying out lads. My the mid 2050s it'll all just be generic estuary, BBC posh, and roadman

>normie co-workers are telling me I should be out partying and fucking girls because im young
>i shouldnt care about marriage at my age
>have to say im anti-social to avoid speaking about jews
how the fuck do these people live with eachother

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eddie's ergonomic soft hand

ive got a little willy and am boring

With meme magic, how much you want to bet a real player called ngubu turns up...

expect estuary and BBC english to get americanized too

We already had George the Poet, whose real name is George Mpanga.

you see it everywhere these days, i feel ill every time one of my mates says 'bayta' instead of 'beta'

I had a friend refer to a launderette as a laundromat the other week lol, and roadman is getting African-Americanised as well.

Just going down the paki shop. Do you want anything?

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how do we know we can trust ya

fredos

lmao

>normies will defend this
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Reminder that Brits are proud members of the Med race.

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is that a lightsaber in a box?

i'm not made of money lad

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i listened to my co workers have a 50 minute conversation about dogs
i don't think it's anything to do with the content of the conversation but more a game to test power
it was bizarre to listen to
i felt like an alien or something

Sometimes.

ok, maybe those really small bags of jelly babies, they're like only 20p

No-one really cared about the Oxfam story the first time around, not sure it warrants another front page.

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ok thanks

fetch us a cream egg lad, or dont they sell them in paki shops?

Its crazy, people ashamed of their accents. Even people on here who say they deliberately tried to not talk with their regional accent.

he beat me too it But in reality Cadburys choc is not UK now..Desteroyed the economy there , its a fake palm oil /less cocoa stuff now ..
Cadbury has had its HM/ Royal acceptance dropped now .. Cunts ..

Gandy has sun tan,but Americans are mutt race

socially alienated grindcore desu

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thats the cover mate, got anymore of it?

How does it feel to be the most hated country on Sup Forums?

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>I'm an alpha single
>Why women like me don't want to settle down

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who gives a fuck if two consenting adults fucked
i'm not outraged

>I am an alpha single, why women likeme don't want to settle down

Absolute fucking state

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Cancer is bad ..
Its a Mohammohad lovers wish list .. lol

I WILL DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD

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That Godwinson is a prime example, he's definitely not a native speaker of RP but forces t in his videos. The native accent of my city is rapidly turning into generic southern under the onslaught of incomers from the south east and immigrants, it's really sad. Imagine being ashamed of your linguistic heritage

Lamb Doner please Ozkan

Based Ted
Bit rambling though

Brits are Meds.

I extend the hand of friendship to your general, Mediterranean brothers.

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you're a unabummer

Learned to read yet?

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got a house yet?

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*grabs willy*

I haven't been arguing with you, swing and a miss lad

anyone else miss how music felt when you were a teen?

At least they talk about us, noone gives a fuck about krautland...

Why would I waste money on such a thing?

I miss being a retarded ancap who could answer every question with "freedum"

I miss how everything felt when I used to smoke cannabis every day.

heating, water, more space for your legs when you sleep

never wore off for me, it's still absolutely central to my life

>heating
I have heating, but it's not nearly cold enough to use it princess
>water
I have water, about 20ltrs in the boot
>leg room
I have all the leg room I could need when I'm outside and plenty once my seat is reclined

me too but less so
some days i get the feels back but it's getting rarer and rarer

also
>that id
youtube.com/watch?v=FzU5Q4uI3iw

If you have a lot of Welsh (indigenous Brit) dna you may look like Gandy.

We're im from half the people I know have jet black hair

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Why the fuck is bojo angling for war with putin so much, even more than maybot
Is it the american in him

What do you do if you get off with someone and need somewhere to conduct trust building exercises?

why did you stop

I miss heroin, tbqh. Gave me a purpose in life.

So we got a reason to send young Anglo men to their deaths in the trenches for the last time, of course we will need more immigration to replace those lost.

well good for you edwardo, just seems like a shame your home could be towed away if parked in the wrong place

Not bad.

Not that I can post. I've got a physical copy.

That one is certainly a difficult read. Have you read it?

>How does it feel to be the most hated country on Sup Forums?
Considering Sup Forums STILL loves trump, thinks a racewar is gonna happen in the US soon, think they had any part in influencing the US election, full of people that won't accomplish anything, a hive of redditory etc...
It feels good.

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fair enough mate

>20ltrs
Stored how?

whats wrong with trump?

its probably like a small duckpond in his boot

A huge war would be a good thing.

You think the years of cultural decay and brainwashing can be undone through conventional means? A big, catastrophic event is needed right now. We need something to trigger a mass change in culture like WWI did.

>whats wrong with trump?
he's just a neocon boomer

Why would I park it in the wrong place?

>no wall
>DACA
>Syria
>Falling for the antirussia meme
>Hillary not even being investigated

10 2ltr bottles

aye, that plastic's bad for you eddie

better than nothing though

BBC just showed the black girls beating up the egyption, they blurred out all the black girls

I hoped I would regain some ambition and motivation but I think I'd already killed too many brain cells.

>just
i saw it a 6 mate, but that's a fair observation

i dont think weed kills brain cells m8

you could still obivously see they where nogs,
And they had that yadiess accent.
Paki v black racewar when?
whover looses we win

Whoever wins we lose.

?

its a quote

>>no wall
yet youtube.com/watch?v=rhi0or2eSfE
>>DACA
do you even follow politics? not happening
>>Syria
one bomb compared to what hillary would have done
>>Falling for the antirussia meme
?
>>Hillary not even being investigated
muh emails was just an election meme you drip

I fucking hate jazz. Never heard any that I enjoyed at all

Dropping in to suggest a chain letter campaign aimed at getting the concerns and pleas of your people into the hands of of army.
A swift moved aimed at showing support for Intervention with the Muslim epidemic.
Especially now that major grooming incident came out with major failings of law enforcement.
Strike while the iron is hot.

Your country is is facing a clear threat That has no normal means of correction.
I wish you luck.

Someone has to win, and I don't think they would rest on their laurels.

...

Whoever wins we lose
Whoever loses we lose

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What isn't bad for me now days

nice to know