OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD - BRAAAAAAAPPPPP ZENDEJAS EDITION

OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD - BRAAAAAAAPPPPP ZENDEJAS EDITION

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SCHEDULE:
LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EASTERN
LIVE PD REWIND (COMPILATION SHOW OF BEST LIVEPD BITS) - STARTS AT 8:05 PM EASTERM
LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EASTERN AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN

>What the fuck is Live PD?
COPS BUT IT'S LIVE - ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN'

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAM BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE CABLE

>Why is this thread so early
TO KEEP 50 THREADS FROM BEING POSTED AT ONCE 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW AIRS

FOR ALL LINKS MAKE SURE TO TURN ON UBLOCK ORIGIN / ADDBLOCK - STREAMS ARE FULL OF COMPUTER AIDS

SOMETIMES LINKS WORK AND SOEMTIMES THEY DON'T, JUST TRY MULTIPLE LINKS AND STREAMS AND HOPE FOR THE BEST

LINK 1
streamlive.to/view/68952/A&E-live-stream-channel

LINK 2
gomostream.com/channel/68952

LINK 3
nowwatchtvlive.cc/watch-ae-channel-online-live-ae-channel-hd/

LINK 4
tgo-tv.net/watch/live-tv/a-e-live-stream.php

LINK 5
firstonetv.net/Live/United-States-(USA)/A E-21

LINK 6
olweb.tv/big_player.php?adresa=aetv&server=2

FOLLOW LIVEPD RADIO CALLS
Pasco SO: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/27509
Richland SO: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/27477
Pinal SO: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17064
Nye SO: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/25956
Fort Bend SO: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/22650

>hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 30 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHESSE (CAN'T SHOW THAT ON CHRISTIAN TELEVISION)


GET YOUR BINGO CARDS HERE - EVERYONE'S CARD IS DIFFERENT
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Old Cards:
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>tent people

They padlocked the tent shut. Fucking impenetrable!

opening scene of every horror movie ever

are those milfs dtf?

the dog died didn't it

Your stream is behind faggots. You're talking about shit I watched 10 minutes ago.

Outdoorsy typex

Anyone have any tips for helping a stiff back? It doesn't hurt, but I had to pickup hundreds of slightly heavy metal things yesterday and now my back is feeling it.

just rub a little meth on your dick

>that fag was only .16

>license plate expires on 4/20

im about one minute behind bruh

livepd mentioned

>too drunk to eat

>Your stream is behind faggots. You're talking about shit I watched 10 minutes ago.
no shit
go to the CABLE JEW thread , faggot

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Deepthroating a hotdog while driving, cmon now.

To drunk to eat a hot dog

>only had about 2 beers
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>why are you petrified?
Because cops are scary?

Fuck off poor fag

this is going downhill fast for him

The host said it turned out there was no pupper

Do all DUIs claim it was only 2 beers?

Should be added to bingo

seeing as thats a temporary plate, he recently purchased that truck. imagine buying a decent new truck, then driving shitfaced on live pd

that's because they don't want to show a dead dog on tv

" my hot dog fell on my shirt"

>Fuck off poor fag
keep paying for commercials, idiot

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seriously, i hear that on every episode

Go be a nigger somewhere else

>drinking and driving whilst eating a hotdog
>tag expires on 4/20

This isn't going to end well for him.

That's because all of them have had 2 beers that's enough to give you a DUI faggot. God your all dumb.

>Go be a nigger somewhere else
no Zendejas photo gallery
lol....fucking amateur

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How long until we see kyleena whore

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Agreed. Nice digits too.

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WHEW!
FIRST FORCED INTERRACIAL COMMERCIAL

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Get your racemixing umjexion now goyim!

Yes. Definitely can't pull off not drinking at all or just 1, 3 sounds too drunk, so 2.

Just refuse and stall as much as you can in this situation. That's what my driving instructor told me.

C O L O N I Z E D

>BLACK
> GAY
>NIGGER

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How much do you weigh? You may be able to take way more Tylenol than indicated. Sure there's a guide somewhere.

Anyway, alternate Tylenol and Advil after abt 6 hrs you'll be comfy. Also drink water to flush lactic acid.

t.dental tech

Unjection herion when?

>mfw people pay for things you can get for free

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Ham Man is on the loose. I looked him up on the Pasco court site, and he was released with time served on 3/14.

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I said two mixed drinks.

Which was true.

WOAH SHE CLEARED HER HISTORY

tfw firefox history is deleted

>eat your pancakes bitch

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

fucking condiments everywhere

Mustard mayhem in his new truck

about to be arrested
>can i eat my hotdog

do these people really exist?

Suspected of eating a hotdog
>officer makes him eat hotdog

Last time I took more Advil than the bottle says I almost died and had to get emergency surgery. I'm very careful with how much pain relief medication I take now. Protip: the daily limits are real and you shouldn't take more than the bottle says. It gave me an ulcer that perforated and my body was poisoning me on the inside.

>we will keep an eye on that?

That dog was slathered in condiments

Gotta soak up that booze.

gotta finish that hot dog

RIP hot dog 2018-2018.

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eat your sandwich, dave.

gimme your sandwich, dave.

Spilled his hotdog on his new truck, what a tard.

>mustard fags
Literally KYS

LET THE MUSTARD HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MUSTARD HIT FLOOR

Id do the same exact thing.

>fucking hotdog guy
kek

smoke weed and stretch

WHOA this changes everything

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Thank you for turning the vehicle off and stopping that ding!

>cop is letting him eat the hotdog to slow his absorption of alcohol
>he might blow under the legal limit when they take him in
Bro move

>AWH MAHN CMAW REALLY
MY FUCKING SIDES

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That SL tho

gas yourself

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to step out this car and choke a bitch?

Ham man will be on tonight

I said" nope, you fucking got me"
>t. 0.24

I hate the smell of weed and how it looks.

Stretching seems to help a bit.

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He accidentally his hotdog.

is it drunk driver night?

Check yo self fool

I forgot they were both doubles.
>t. 0.10

>guy who ran through a fence is wearing a stevie wonder shirt

imagine getting a DUI while masturbating in your bed

drives like his tshirt

>is it drunk driver night?
only way to stave off nigger suspect coverage

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his beta roommate must have been pretty /comfy/ without ham man bustin his balls all day

He could have massive internal bleeding

I hope he left him some ham.

he could potentially not be a pussy either

so what I learned from this is if you crash your car while drunk and you're close enough to home, get inside and pop as many pills as you can

>that State Farm plug

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who else claimin jeffersonville/louisville

that bum scarfing that nasty hot dog got me

Sup Forums out there

What is this swishy faggot wearing?

if you crash while drunk just gtfo of the area, better to be charged with fleeing the scene than dui

and hope that the cops dont show up for an hour so you dont have to blow

kek, every drunk driver has a crazier approach

We've had Fat Albert, now Shaggy from Scooby Doo.