/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SPICY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg

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REAL AWOO HOURS SOON

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Milkman

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IT'S NOT FAIR

VIDEO GAMES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR THING

YOU RACISTS RUINED IT

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ANDY IS PISSED
HE'S DUMPING HIS PODESTA FOLDER

I told you many weeks ago, and for many days thereafter
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
POCKET FULL OF RYE
FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
BAKED IN A PIE.
>inb4source
As always, I Am The Source.
user Delivers.
You asked me what I meant.
I said; Some will retire.
Some will be "Retired".
Some will retire sans pension.
Some will have fines.
Some will go to jail.
Some will go to prison.

Real awoo hours begin now!

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Hmm..

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I love Kellyanne!

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Is this the thread where we post Hillpepes?

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>fired mere hours from retirement
Now this is winning

Advice: those whose sins make their skin glow in the dark are here and I think they're mad. Remind them that their sinful nature makes them glow in the dark.

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Dance party

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MAGA

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NOW

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Brutal

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18+ please. We don't need more CP problems

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I think I've finally found the law that can bring down Hillary

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ooowA

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PUFFY

i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>CIA posts cp to interrupt real awoo hours

FUCK THEY'RE GOING TOO FAR

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No, I love Kellyanne!

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N-no..

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I'm warning you faggots, Andy still has indirect control of the Sup Forums image servers.

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MEGAMILK

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AWOO!

THANKS FOR BAKING, BASED OP!

SHADILAY, CAN I GET AN UPVOTE, FELLOW PEDES?!

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Hilldawgs assemble
Hillary 2020

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HOLY FUCKING SPICE
GIVE THAT MAN THE MEDAL FOR BEST MAN

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They really did fuck it up, at least it was tasteful.

Damnit, my wife always stays up past midnight on fridays. I wish she would just go to sleep so I can enjoy real awoo hours in private.

this is a fun thread

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Imagine getting slapped by one of those

youtube.com/watch?v=BnGGkluWtrE

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It's not over, drumpfkins!

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Hows your pension doing Rosenkike

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pls stop avatarfagging

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>tasteful CP
>333
Half-Satan strikes again

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stumped....

damnit

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Why doesn't she have more fan art?

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>it's the return of the australian who just resposts stuff from reddit even though their content is just day old content from Sup Forums

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suck a dick leaf, who are you to tell others not to avatar fag.

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ok buddy

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HAHAHAHA

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Let him be, leftypol, or I will throw a curse on you

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>goldstein

Rosenstein wears a white yamika

fuck off chink, you know damn well that isnt the problem

>MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

>MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

>REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

>I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

>GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

>GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

>UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

>I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

>UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

>I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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Hit me with your best shot, you clopping in the dark nigger.

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that's what he gets for being a fucking white male

>no funposting allowed

lmao Chi-... OP! I need that "post a new thread, you kikes!" Awoo

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Overshadowed by 2B and A2.

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please eat my dick, faggot

SPICER RESURRECTION

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Like getting hit by a sandbag

What a fag

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Is that a nazi? I will beat the shit out of him

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here

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comfy awoo hours

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He's not even white. Dude's a joo.

Your time is coming.

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Why would that be worth a tweet? Trying to guilt schools into taking him?

That's really surprising. I would think admissions officers works love this kid. Must be really stupid

2B and 9S*

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No one answered my previous thread query
>drinking titty milk - weird or hot?
Good job making it seem like the former and biasing the sample group, asshole.

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tasteful meaning it wasn't evil as fuck just a lil lolita strumming self and smiling, there's horror show shit they could throw at us, that's tasteful in comparison - not saying it should even exist but in comparison, it's tasteful.

I separate them. Though I am not opposed to politically imbued music entirely.

>164266095
I'm against abortion (primarily for whites), and I do not subscribe to mainline Christian theology, thus no Satan. I also don't hate Christians, nor wish to remove Christendom from society. I must say, the "Skellyanne" posters were superior in their satirical posts to yours.

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>this could have been a HUGE mistake

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goodnight
bonne nuit
cпoкoйнoй нoчи.
I sleep now.

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9S is shit.

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>not even commie colleges want him

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is everyone just pretending to not realize it's a parody account?

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Probably hear some sort of popping/clapping sound

I bet her vag cheese smells like marshmellows

I don't think it's weird. Seems hot.

Bless you, brother

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I would do it at least to try

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>that grade-A Florida education

>now

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The audacity of anons to decide who is user is unbelievably lame.
>I know you're joking.

lurk the previous 4 breads

I just got in. Did McCabe really get shitcanned?

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YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Shame. From what I remember, the Commander has the widest hips and largest breasts of all the characters.

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>drinking titty milk - weird or hot?
Weird af.

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YOU'RE GETTING SUED, DRUMPFKINS!

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