/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT THIGH BREAD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
youtu.be/5f9ztw_WQa0
>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/pRuOHm2bx-s
>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
youtu.be/-E3Lv81Jz_s
>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
youtu.be/1mKkW-HfTM0
>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442615-1/
>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442614-1/
>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442611-1/
>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
c-span.org/video/?442623-1/
>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
youtu.be/D9e8VVYk9Kg

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=wLzgpocxkH0
ghostbin.com/paste/p7mwy
federaldisability.com/blog/2016/06/federal-agency-may-prove-employees-lack-candor/
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

AWOO!

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MUELLER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HURRY I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS

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ATTENTION: NEW BAKER REQUIRED!

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>threads still moving fast
>on a Friday night
>Before St. Paddy's
>Chink hasn't pretended to sleep yet
W-which timeline is this? Is this the one with frens?

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nvm I'll bake

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Going to make a bot that replies with shart to every american flag. Thoughts?

gookmoot and moot can kill thyself

why no avatarfag? can you even explain that?

why no off topic?

what is this like fucking school class?
only biology in biology!

why are people so homo

how about i talk about whatever i want

with whatever picture i want

and put multiple spaces in my posts if i want

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I'm just happy the tarlov bully isn't around.

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Post your reaction when Drumpf gets impeached by the latest Mueller subpeona

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Sean Hannity?

BUT I AM THE BULLY

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Do it. Dont let mutt memes become the premium item for shitting on burgers. Take back the throne.

What the fuck is St paddy? Some potato eating festival?

So long and thanks for all the bread, chinkleaf.

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It looks like he’s wearing a diaper that he shit in the front of

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oh and the captcha

here have carpal tunnel if you dont want carpal tunnel then pay me money

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Didn't save that one because I don't pay attention to fox news girls. Only watch tucker.

youtu.be/Il03fdmNV5E

youtu.be/SGVyLAqhVRY

What is the point of the ropes?

Thanks. Remember to not post a picture of the challah bread because that might fall into avatarfagging territory

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I just got home and I'm fucking drunk but just saw McCabe is gone

HAHAHAHAHA

Secret meme club wins again

Going to bed now fagets

Stop watching porn

Being drunk for the last 10 hours without being TOO drunk has been rough. I'm going to bed frens nn

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All good my fren, nighty night

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Thanks for baking, brother
Chink may be "going to bed" but it's still the timeline with frens, user

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What would you say caused your autism to manifest? Did the other kids bully or exclude you?

Can't stand Tucker
He is incredibly rude to guests that legitimately try to be impartial and his arguments are weak to say the least
Greta was far superior

Will repeat from prev thread: Stop feeding the pigeons anons.
He's a literal schizo and a retard and one that just a couple of threads () ago said quite literally said:
> by the way donald trump is that beast
> so really you should reconsider your support of trump
> even if it looks like hes going against the establishment and like helping the country right now
> its a hoax

I fucking hate pigeons. They're stupid animals incapable of living on their own anymore. They shit up everywhere they go and are essentially winged rats totally depending on others. If I were the city hall I would treat them like a pest and poison them wholesale, capture them with nets and drown them.
But the thing I hate the most is the lonely old sods that insist on feeding them. They sit down at some bench with a bag full of bread and throw at them to fulfill that human desire for attention and unconditional gratitude. They make a bad problem worse.

Gookposter is this thread pigeon (among others). Please don't feed him, ignore, scroll past and if you need to talk to him let this be the only thing you say to him
> TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS

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I like him.

2 consecutive drunk posts
Is this the end of /ptg/?

all you fucking degenerates!

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Thanks for baking, as always. Especially during hectic times. Have a lovely night.

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Buy lots of alcohol

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Captcha blocks bots from posting.

Yell user are you here?

that girl is the most obvious reptilian ive ever seen

if you cant see it you are blind

normies gonna normy

you cant do anything about it

the only choice is to integrate for most people 99% of people go along to get along with the normy crowd and try to hang out with assholes and take shit

and pretend like youre just joking with eachother while you like make fun of eachother

when i was a kid in a friend group there was all types of shit like that

constant shitting on people in your own friend group to get ahead and be seen as the cooler person

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Hi

crepuld kampf

Why have you become obsessed with avatarfags

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Nothing is habpening rn
This is now a Sup Forums humor thread

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i was around before there was a captcha and it was fine

i dont remember any bots except on Sup Forums advertising which wasnt a big deal you just ignore those threads

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If you like him ignore him so he can leave this place the fastest. He clearly demonstrated suicidal tendencies and people here aren't usually that sympathetic to that situation and may (as usual) goad him into an heroing in some hilarious and newsworthy manner.
This is a place for mentally strong people, not mentally ill.

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I dared to call out the avatarfags and they all defend it instead of accept the fact that its already ruined /ptg/

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Eternal bootyblast after getting called out for off topic faggotry

Thanks Fren ~ youtube.com/watch?v=wLzgpocxkH0

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rude

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I want to cum inside AWOO

ANDREW MCCABE STATEMENT: ghostbin.com/paste/p7mwy

>The release of this report was accelerated only after my testimony to the House Intelligence Committee revealed that I would corroborate former Director Comey's accounts of his discussions with the President
"The release of this report" toward the bottom - McCabe prepared this to rebut and challenge the findings of Michael Horowitz's IG report. Repurposed due to recent events - interesting, taken in that light, that he's going so hard at the IG. He must get slammed in that report.
>It is part of this Administration's ongoing war on the FBI and the efforts of the Special Counsel investigation, which continue to this day
Right, the FBI’s Office of Professional Responsibility was trying to undermine Mueller.
>>Here is the reality: I am being singled out and treated this way because of the role I played, the actions I took, and the events I witnessed in the aftermath of the firing of James Comey
McCabe accuses IG Horowitz, an Obama appointee, of singling him out to appease Trump. To believe this, you have to believe that McCabe did not mislead investigators, but the FBI’s own Office of Professional Responsibility claimed that he did and used that false claim to recommend he be fired. It’s all part of a Trump conspiracy. And I’m Napoleon. Quite the conspiracy theory from McCabe that the IG, the FBI ethics office, and everyone else at DOJ forced him to leak and then lie about it.

BLUMPKINS BBBBTFO

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Ewww, her skin looks like shes 40+

O KEK O FATHER, SHOULD I SET OUT ON FOOT?

>McCabe tells CNN Nunes memo mischaracterized his testimony: “We started the investigations without the dossier. We were proceeding with the investigations before we ever received that information.”
This is exactly what is said in the memo - that the investigation began with the Papadopolous referral prior to the arrival of the dossier. Not a word of this addresses what was in Nunes' memo - which clearly stated his testimony was that the FBI wouldn't have pursued the FISA warrant without the Steele dossier. Nothing to do with what started the investigation - everything to do with using the dossier for FISA. Deflection.

And a reminder that Strzok, Page, Baker, Ohr, and McCabe issues were uncovered by an ongoing, internal IG investigation being conducted by Michael Horowitz, involving behavior which occurred prior to Trump taking office.

He makes me sad.

kek, fucking two avi fags in the thread and no one cares
this general is dead and a joke to the rest of Sup Forums

Funny news, it arrived the day you said to check but what happened was that the alias I gave confused them so they didn't know what to do and held onto it. Oops

I'm mentally ill, he's mentally ill, maybe you'll be the one to change. /ptg/ being a pillar of strength might be so 2016...

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on our way out.

Just pay a small fee and no captcha for a year. Plus you will be supporting Moots college fund.

accidental memeflag

Ch-Checked

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>McCabe fired and no Joe today

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You think sessions will bring actual charges?

based schizo poster amiright

Quite the humorous touch with the crusader flag.

Lovely song.

Did Rex Tillerson visit Kenya to try to let Hussein escape justice?

all good

i get banned 4-5x a day

and theyre almost always for 30 days

so how am i supposed to pay him for a new pass every 2 minutes?

youre a rule boy so you wouldnt understand

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McCabe got fired?

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Good. Fuck joe.

He's not entirely wrong.

same to you

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The oig report was released? I'm assuming it was disappointing

McCabe... You're FIRED!
Get the fuck outta here and kiss that pension good bye.

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>Sup Forums humor thread

#women engineering #multicultural bridges

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Take it a step further, no meme flags, only country flags. Keep /ptg/ as pure as possible.

Kek has spoken.

Cease thine chinkposting and post rage inducing Sup Forums humor NAO

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Btw, any news on why did that robot off himself?

I want him to kill himself

[long sustained yelling slowly growing louder in the distance]

Good morning, Portubro.

lol, just another fluffyeva sperg out this afternoon, convinced a burger and brit to join him

Without rules we are just wild animals. Like a stampede of beasts humping and pooing all over.

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I dont know, but he did it with his mom and siblings in the house and they ran in and found it immediately

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It's a day to celebrate when st Patrick banished the (((serpents))) from Ireland.

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No one knows, apparently. Conflicting reports according to anons. I only found out about it last night.

that's horrible, yes he is derailing thread because he's consistent with his shitposting that's on a level of idiot savant but if we can turn him into an ally wouldn't that be better?

He did not "convince" anyone to do anything
Im raising valid points and you delusional retards refuse to accept it

It depends what the lack of candor means. It could be misleading intentionally but not lying, or it could be lying.
federaldisability.com/blog/2016/06/federal-agency-may-prove-employees-lack-candor/

If he lied to mislead well, I guess there's a chance.

No
Fuck him and fuck you too

Props for using a KSG though. Very messy.

Good morning!

Was it live streaming? Does it show them finding the body?

of course im not but no one will ever admit it, i'll just get called a shill kek

i agree like no murder like what god said

but almost all rules that humans make are illegitimate and garbage and dont make any logical sense and do damage to the community

theres nothing right about squelching free speech

ever. even if its on your own "private property"

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Moot has twink qualities so I can see why the gayanons liked those pics. That pose is so gay though lol.

I promise not to blog so I'll keep it simple. Peer support groups, nothing wrong with a hobby and a peer support group.

there it is

Yes. The mother walked in and screamed.