/ptg/ President Trump General - IT'S NEVER WOLFGIRL SEASON EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Tucker: Men in America pt2 3/14/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
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>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
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>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>EUCOM/NATO Comm Gen Scaparrottii @House on Euro security 3/15/18
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>NSA/USCyberCom Nominee LtGen Nakasone @Senate 3/15/18
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>VASec Shulkin Budget hearing 3/15/18
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>NSA LTG McMaster Briefing on Syria 3/15/18
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>3 years ago

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Not this time

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Good night, /tr/ainers.

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Mueller fired when?

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THERE BETTER NOT BE AWOO POACHERS

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>no McCabe defender is pointing out how Horowitz's report was sent to FBI internal watchdog which then recommended his firing to Sessions.

>no McCabe defender is pointing out how Wray saw the (parts of) report earlier and recommended McCabe to take a leave

>Everyone blaming Trump

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Talk about not aging well

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Naturally, their physical existence depends on polarization of enough psycho leftists to start a war.

>we should pay pensions to blatant traitors
yeah no
This is far from enough too.

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McCabe got fired? Lmao
What else did I miss?

There are user. Haven't you seen the extinction image? Awoo is critically endangeredin certain places. The bad men use for magic.

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They're trying to tell you that these two are the same person.

HA!

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He needs to be jailed greenlighting Fast and Furious.

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I don't know what that's about but that's the same person, user.

Sure they are.
Gina Haspel doesn't exist before March 10, 2018.

Not much, seeing as his firing came 26 hours before both his retirement/full pension and his 50th birthday. A massive meltdown ensued

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Shit hit the...oh well.

F rex

How long you gone?

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Blacks don't dig the immigrants. If Trump tweets about this will it make it better or worse for Democrats?

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Fired and pension gone. I've seen other anons state he was made aware of the firing via media and not Sessions and that he released a statement that amounted to sour grapes.

I keep hearing about Tillerson and salad

what??

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South Africa’s white farmers being forced off their land

Berdus and his 51-year old partner Estelle Nieuwenhuys have been raided in the Limpopo province. The farmer has three bullet wounds - two through his shoulder and one through his face that came out the back of his neck.

>“They took my hunting gun, my shotgun, two cell phones, our DVD player, our TV,” said Berdus, adding that Estelle was praying, out loud, begging them to stop.

>“They want money and they want guns. They want the people off the land so as they can go on like they want to. They want it here like it was in Zimbabwe a few years ago when they chased all the whites out and let it go to the ground.”

twitter.com/theTiser/status/972296381569253376/video/1

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Like 12-14h or so

Very nice

>Talk about not aging well
I love going back and reading pre-escalator pieces about Trump, so much hubris. This vintage Chris Cillizza piece (from when he used to work at WaPo before CNN) remains the gold standard (from February 2015)

washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/02/26/donald-trump-might-be-serious-about-running-for-president-hes-still-irrelevant/ (archive: archive.is/nobj9 )

>Donald Trump wants everyone to know that he is serious about running for president in 2016. Unlike other times in the past when he was also "serious" about running, Trump has hired operatives in key states like Iowa and New Hampshire and is saying things like "I’m not doing this for enjoyment. I’m doing this because the country is in serious trouble.”

>So, let's assume -- gulp -- that Trump is serious this time around. Heck, while we're at it, let's assume he actually runs.

>IT. DOESN'T. MATTER.

>I can't emphasize that strongly enough. A decade ago, Trump might have cut an interesting figure, politically speaking. He was rich, well known and perceived as a no-nonsense businessman. That's not a bad profile for a third party presidential bid, which Trump flirted with in the 2000 race.

>But that's not the profile Trump has today. He is still rich (I think) and very well known. But, that's where the similarities end. Trump is now notorious rather than famous. He's seen as a professional provocateur rather than a serious businessperson. He has staked out positions -- questioning President Obama's birth certificate, for one -- that have badly marginalized him in the political sphere.

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He didn't eat the salad user

>Fired and pension gone
If appeals process fails, McCabe potentially forfeits certain provisions, but with 22 years, he is VESTED & will receive deferred annuity at Minimum Retirement Age (MRA) of 57 (30%) or 60 (All).

It's morning, probably woke up.

Our good friend, reddit, might attempt to raise the 2 million monies that was supposed to be his pension. Its really a wonder these troglodytes even have any money left after paying for Commissar Sander's third house.

If Trump tells you eat something, eat it.

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He needs to be executed for it he's guilty of the murder of a federal agent.

Trump's lawyers are suing Stormy for $20 million
WTF even is this story I can't tell where this one is going

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Aged like a fine wine, far as I can tell.

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Forgot link: archive.is/ImdxH

11 is a little late for Germany but okay

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B-but wikipedia said not to be concerned! Have I been bamboozled? Has a black market awoo trade been happening right under our noses? Don't they know that's punishable by dismemberment?

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awo*can't breath...ggguuurrrpbblbb

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Powder your face with sunshine
Put on a great big smile
Make up your eyes with laughter
Folks will be laughing with you in a little while
Just whistle a tune of gladness
Gloom never was in style
The future's brighter
When hearts are lighter
Smile, smile, smile

Tldr: fuck you negative trump supporters.

Trump fucked a porn star a long time ago. Didn't want her to capitalize on their personal fucking, so paid her to sign an NDA about it. She signed it. Decided fuck it and trying to capitalize anyway. Going to get fucked in her ass again.

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Does this extend into access to government entitlements? Not from his job obviously, that's what is forfeited

Libs will pay the 20 million

Maybe she gets her face rearranged every so often in order to be a more effective spook.

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I wonder if these journalists have any sense of how laughable they'll seem in a hundred years when the Trump era is studied trough the lens of history. its like reading some of the comments about Lincoln when the newspapers of the day compared him to an ape.

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Please, I want people to rabidly pay a whore money with no postie returns, the levels of irony pleases me.

Almost 9am. Just woke up and drank some morning covfefe

Poor Awoo, We'll get you fixed up.

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WEW
There's wrong, there's dead wrong, there's Nate Antimony, and then there's THAT guy.
Trump has truly given us the greatest timeline.

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>trusting wikipedia with fact checking for awoos
RIP

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>that moment when the President tells you to eat the salad and you don't do it

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Very nice. Didn't think that mixup could be so good

It’s even better since his entire career for the past three years has been covering Trump nonstop

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McCabe has made statements under oath
theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/03/17/dont-ignore-the-obvious-key-words-from-ag-sessions-including-under-oath/

>The IG doesn’t place the internal investigative target “under oath”. An outside prosecutor who is assisting the IG does. Hence Attorney General Jeff Sessions is telling us what is going on

We have our own Mueller but no one even noticed. Sleepy Sessions has been busy

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Good. The whole thing is a cash grab. They need money for failing businesses.

Blacks and Mexicans hate each other.

Good as new.

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very ashame of scar
will hide in hat

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wait
explain like talking to a kindergartner.

Looks good to me!

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Hmmmm, yup, This is normal.

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If you've been around this general you'd know we've known about Horowitz for about a year now. He's been investigating under the radar and it's starting to come to light.

but i thought vaccines caused autism

All appears normal

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This is a future Princess of the UK

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We only use the purest, freshest salt in our vaccines.

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Gimme that ear, bitch

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Sessions take the boy scout theme really intense. Anyone in the media coming after him will have to cannibalize the OIG and the FBI's OPR. Beautiful please mess with those two, surely angering those with authority will end well.

What's wrong with that?

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The Inspector General of the DOJ has been conducting his own investigation into malfeasance in the justice system for a year now and no one has noticed. His findings are where the Nunes memo information came from, as well as what got Wray to put McCabe on leave and ultimately fired by Sessions.

I didnt know she had nudes out there

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When it comes to ongoing FBI criminal investigations, presidents typically refrain from describing their preferred outcomes
They fear the appearance of exerting undue influence over Lady Justice. But in the case of Hillary Clinton’s email abuses, Obama made an exception
>“She would never intentionally put America in any kind of jeopardy,” he remarked in a TV interview in April 2016. She has displayed “a carelessness in terms of managing emails,” he allowed
>“But I also think it is important to keep this in perspective.”
Well-intentioned but careless, said the commander in chief, describing Hillary’s use of a private email server.
Three months later, Comey, in a Vulcan mind-meld with his boss, arrived at an identical conclusion.
>“Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information,” he said in his July 5 statement, “there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information"
The mishandling of classified information falls into the category of a “non-intent crime.”
But let’s assume that some clever lawyer in the Department of Justice discovered a very learned and superficially compelling rationale for applying Obama’s fictive standard of intent
Even so, Hillary Clinton couldn’t clear the hurdle
The sheer volume of classified material the FBI recovered from her server constituted proof of intent
>“Fifty-two email chains . . . contain classified information,” Comey said.

Particularly damning was the form this material took
>It is impossible to paste a classified document into an unclassified email accidentally, because the three computer systems (Unclassified, Confidential/Secret, and Top Secret) are physically separate networks, each feeding into an independent hard drive on the user’s desk
>If a classified document appears in an unclassified email, then someone downloaded it onto a thumb drive and manually uploaded it to the unclassified network — an intentional act if ever there was one.
One of Clinton’s emails suggests that downloading and uploading material in this fashion was a commonplace activity in her office
In June 2011, a staffer encountered difficulty transmitting a document to her by means of a classified system
>An impatient Clinton instructed him to strip the classified markings from the document and send it on as an unclassified email
>“Turn into nonpaper w no identifying heading and send nonsecure,” Clinton instructed.
On three separate occasions staffers got sloppy and failed to strip the “nonpapers” of all markings that betrayed their classified origins
The FBI recovered one email, for example, that contained a “C” in parenthesis in the margin — an obvious sign that the corresponding paragraph was classified “Confidential.”
>When an agent personally interviewed Clinton, on July 2, he showed her the document and asked whether she understood what the “C” meant
>For anyone who has ever held a security clearance, “C’s” in the margins are more ubiquitous than “C’s” on water faucets — and no more baffling
But Clinton played the ditzy grandmother
>She had simply assumed, she said, that the “C” was marking an item in an alphabetized list.

wrestling thread?

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The UK will soon mean the United Kingdoms of Arabia.

That's the very first time I've seen that pic after all these years.

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Sessions:
>I have appointed a person outside of Washington, many years in the Department of Justice to look at all the allegations that the House Judiciary Committee members sent to us; and we’re conducting that investigation.
theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/03/08/attorney-general-jeff-sessions-confirms-prior-appointment-of-doj-prosecutor-to-parallel-ig-horowitz-not-a-special-counsel/
We have a 'special council' hes just not in any news reports

This is about a prosecutor assisting the OIG which means horowhitz has someone to hand down charges for him

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thank you user
I still don't understand why Sessions would let Lois Lerner go though.

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They don't even bother, they don't acknowledge reality; the twitter feed of reactions to this: twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=mccabe press release&src=tyah is just retards screaming about how Trump has made the divine Mueller angry and will rue the day he did anything to the deep state.

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Uh...I...you know what, you look fine.

DRINK BEER
BEAT STORMY

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I don't have it saved, but I recently saw a picture of a banner hanging near a subway station in London that said "Twin Kingdoms" and it pictured the UK and SA as twins

>The explanation was laughable, but any sensible answer would have constituted an acknowledgement of malicious intent
>Her only out was the “well-intentioned but careless” script that Obama had written for her
In other words, she lied to the FBI — a felony offense.
Before she ever told this howler, however, Comey had already prepared a draft of his statement exonerating her
The FBI let Hillary Clinton skate.
But give Comey his due.
>As Andrew C. McCarthy has demonstrated at National Review Online, Obama used a dummy email account to communicate with Clinton via her private server
Did this make Obama complicit in Clinton’s malfeasance?
Anyone in Comey’s position would have thought twice before moving to prosecute her — and not only because the case might have ensnared the president himself
>The FBI must enforce the law, but it must also be seen to be enforcing it
As a rule, these two imperatives buttress each other
During the 2016 election, Comey faced extraordinary circumstances
If he had followed the law to the letter, he would have toppled the leading candidate for president and decapitated the Democratic party
Clinton’s supporters, more than 50 percent of the electorate, would have erupted in outrage, screaming that a politicized FBI had thrown the election to Donald Trump.

>explain like talking to a kindergartner.
OIG isn't mommy, is more like teacher, can't give timeout. Sessions is mommy,
Sessions says "McCabe lacked cantor under oath". OIG can't get sworn statements, only an US attorney or the FBI itself can

thanks user

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Fucking gross, mayne

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how to sleep comfy with broken arm?

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sauce

Lots of pillows
Keep arm elevated, probably gonna have to sleep on your back

Jeff Sessions implied that McCabe lied under oath. That is a very big detail because that is a criminal offense.

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I waaaaant my collage... I want it. I WANT IT!!! I want my collage!

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Sleep on other arm.

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