>Dominate a geographic area larger than any other peoples' on earth
>Beat the hell out of colonial invaders such as Captain Cook
>Pleasing deep natural tan
>Euphonious language
>Males are synonymous with masculinity, women are legendary for voluptuous charm.
>Feared by whites from Hawaii to New Zealand.
This combination of traits self-evidently represents the ultimate evolution of the human species. Discuss.
Are Polynesians the master race?
Brody Ross
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Andrew Cooper
Euphonious language?
Sebastian White
Perfected Filipinos
Wyatt Gutierrez
Too bad their average IQ is around 90 and the culture here is typically around anti-intellectualism
Connor Reed
He no joke looks like mental retard
Jaxson Perry
polynesian are really based overall
Thomas Ross
Maybe.
I'd not argue with their claim
Low tech people, but if they find joy in a harmonious live with nature that's fair enough.
All blacks btfo us in rugby so can't throw stones.
Juan Williams
The clone army from star wars is Polynesians
Gavin Davis
Preach
Xavier Russell
Nah, they're pron to overweight due to long canoe rides in the past. I do like the incest thing a little. And they used to have rituals where the feasted and had sex with per-pubecent girls. Captain Cook wrote about one of these festivals he experienced.
Luis King
>looking up to savages
My word.
Anthony Ward
Why did the rock get bald?
Luke Diaz
No but they definitely could be a perfectly respectable people if they got their shit together. We should be funding places like samoa and Tuvalu instead of Africa
Julian Butler
....you forgot one crucial fact: no one ever heard of them until the 1900s.
Know why?
Because THEY WERE STUCK ON TINY FUCKING ISLANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
So no, they have no chance of being the master race.
David Edwards
Europeans were trading with Hawaiians since the 1750s
Asher Jackson
They practiced human sacrifice, were promiscuous, and the first thing they did when they met a more advanced culture was steall from them.
Kayden Gomez
magnificent
Tyler Torres
>Dominate a geographic area larger than any other peoples' on earth
Almost entirely empty
>Beat the hell out of colonial invaders such as Captain Cook
Overwhelming numbers. They got (((integrated))).
>Pleasing deep natural tan
Most of them look like shit. Your picture is one of the few aesthetic looking ones. Literally 60+% of polynesians are obese.
>Euphonious language
lmao nope. Hawaiin songs are quite good though, but that's the melody more than the language.
>Males are synonymous with masculinity, women are legendary for voluptuous charm.
lmao nope
>Feared by whites from Hawaii to New Zealand.
They're literally a joke. I fear chinks more than I fear island niggers.
They complain about foreigners (especially somalis) because they're under the impression that more people = less gibs. The special meme status they have is slowly dissapearing, and they constly throw fits about it. It's actually pretty hilarious.
Blake Hernandez
Yeah, ghetto culture really fucked them (the respectable ones) hard. And you know who's behind that, don't you?
The Jews.
Lucas Lewis
Is this a joke or an actual question?
Cameron Bell
True. You can see this in Yap where they have an odd Mestizo subculture.
Landon Ramirez
Is this a joke or an actual question?
Grayson Young
>Get stuck on islands
>Lose 40 points of IQ due to chronic inbreeding.
Jordan Bell
>beat colonial invaders
Lel
>euphonious language
It sounds like jabba the hutt
>women are legendary for charm
Lel. The blokes can be pretty big guys tho
>fear by whites
Just in the same way a white fears a pack of niggers
Daniel White
Show us your fucking flag you boonga cunt.
Henry Martinez
Thought it was gooks
Nolan Walker
Are you talking about whites? The Polynesians got raped and pillaged. Hell the white man even buried all his radioactive waste in the Asia Pacific Rim. From the Marshall Islands to French Polynesia.
Ian Ward
Low tech people do not live in harmony with nature, they live at the whim of nature, and life is tough, shitty, violent and short. The Polynesians have (or had prior to colonialism) many social problems which all Stone Age societies have - rampant child sexual abuse, revenge killings, cannibalism, inter-tribal warfare, and an almost complete lack of the use of higher brain functioning (which they are certainly capable of when Western people/ culture helped them overcome Stone Age limitations). They're better than niggers in every regard to human potential, but clearly inferior to Caucasians.
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I don't think we should be pandering to idolising or elevating Polynesians just because they made boats and sailed across large areas. Their sailing boats are fairly basic and they haven't produced any technological upgrades in maritime technology despite being almost completely seafaring. This OP has trolled this place before and got put in his place in regards to this, but appears to be trying his luck again, much like a negro promoting We Wuz Kangs hiding away then coming back a few weeks later.
> Sailed the Pacific and Atlantic. The Atlantic at each end is seriously dangerous, so cut the BS about how sailing the Pacific makes Polynesians superior. The Vikings sailed and rowed into prevailing winds, in the Artic circle - that is superior sailing to anything required in the Pacific, especially the low sea levels of Polynesia.
Kayden Morales
They're literally one step above niggers. If niggers figured out how to make boats they'd be polynesians.
Parker Parker
>Are Polynesians the master race?
No, low IQ.
Leo Morales
No. For fuck's sake....
Charles Ortiz
Are you on bbs.thegoyimknow.to ? Not many Kiwis on there, and could do with more.
Nicholas Bennett
>the all blacks aren’t a bunch of white guys.
Kys.
Mason Martinez
Yes
Michael Cooper
Yeah buddy
Asher Long
>colonial invaders such as Captain Cook
except cook was a explorer and never colonised anything
Jason Powell
question actual an or joke a this Is?
Jonathan Hernandez
get back in the umu and make me a sandwich
Josiah Butler
I believe they were one of the few peoples, if not the only, to have not discovered alcohol. That's how fucking dumb they are
Logan Powell
actual an or a this joke is question?
Ayden Flores
what nigga, they colonised from hawaii to new zealand, that's way further than any nordcuck viking ever got.
Christopher Butler
An empire of literally """"fucking nothing"""" and pockets of empty islands with no worth.
Woooooooooooow!
Nicholas Allen
>tfw when you have a couple hundred people hold out against thousands of cumskins with superior weaponry for decades all while learning on the fly about firearm warfare and fortresses.
even today your average maori is worth 10 cumboys in a fist fight.
Adam Sanchez
>looks
Jaxon Taylor
>women are legendary for voluptuous charm.
post some pictures
Jordan Cook
Colton Cook
>Chrissy Teigen
is american
Oliver Reyes
Her face pisses me off.
Jayden Long
excuse me bigot it's polynesian-american thanks.
Xavier Butler
>Be polynesian
>Never develop anything resembling civilization
>Never evolve the genetics needed to live in civilized society
>Move to a civilized country
>Can't digest modern food properly
>insanely high obesity rates
>insanely high diabetes rates
>insanely high blood pressure problems
>die of a heart attack by 30
Truly the master race
Jace Cox
What?
No.
Polynesian are fucking stupid.
They almost completely depend on gibs to survive.
They're basically island nigs.
John Cruz
You forgot:
>Have the average IQ of a german shepherd
Lucas Morgan
Nah they have serious cultural problems.
Isaiah Parker
And no one here fears Maori you fuck face they lost every war they fought against us.
Zachary Ramirez
Their food is god tier, so whatever.
Ethan Perry
Eww no, they are descendants of literal cannibals.
Justin Robinson
Beautiful half Jew, half Maori. True master race
Daniel Howard
Dangerous combo, cunning levels off the charts.
Sebastian Rivera
10/10 Brass Polynesian balls