Then they came for our scalpels

then they came for our scalpels

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>tfw I have "a good reason" for possessing blades

If you want to defend yourself in a land with cucked self-defence laws, become a tradesman

Or work in a warehouse.

Or hospital surgery room

>lose your car because you wanna be prepared to open a box someday

lel

This is completely legal in Texas. So is my loaded 40cal under my seat, and 12ga behind it.

>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>Male arrested for driving whilst disqualified
>driving whilst disqualified
>whilst

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Its like back when Hitler ruled, and the People fear to say or do something wrong

wait hitlers not in rule?! damn you could have fooled me

i seriously envy you cunts
if i could walk around with a pistol at my side i'd feel so safe, i literally dream of it you have no fucking idea mate.

>some criminal pulls a gun
i'm fucked
>some cop pulls a gun
i'm fucked
>china starts dropping paratroopers
i am so fucked

do not let them take your guns mate

kikes and a couple socialists feared maybe, but Nazi Germany was never really characterized by the same blanket of terror that places like the USSR had

except this time you are the enemy

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>scalpels
kys

>B-b-britannia rules the waves...

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Im a Electrical employee, always wear 3 screwdriver, a fleshlight, a multigrip plier and a knife pic related.

For the screwdrivers and the knife, how much years in Prison I would get?

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Stupid leaf, look it up

expect this time I would live in Peace, without fearing about the future of my arian daughter

you mean in the current German state? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What kind of fucking surgeon do you go to that uses a fucking box cutter

well if my knowledge is good from burger town laws.... nothing will happen sense im an adult

A fleshlight for when the juice starts flowing?

OI! THAT'S A ONE CENTIMETRE BLADE! YOU'RE NICKED SON!

>A fleshlight

Always prepared, I see

>a fleshlight
I agree, I never leave the house without one too

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Life without parole.
On the other hand if you paint urself black and go rape some lolies you'd probably get 20h community service.

As a matter of fact the germans were allowed to own private guns and knifes and even swords.
None of those are allowed in the UK.

>if i could walk around with a pistol at my side i'd feel so safe
>feel so safe
>feel

feels > reals, amirite ausfag?

Fuck you got me
> Its pic related

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>a fleshlight
i was trying to think of somthing witty but
>hans user arrives at a job at 36 grabfeldweg
>yes fraulein, was ist ze problem
>vell, user herr obersparkiemeister, mein fischtank ist kaput. all die fische sind fucking dead gangen
>pulls out fleshlight
>let me see vot i kann do fraulein
>?
>profit

>believes the breadth of his vocabulary is reflective of his intelligence and national respect
Priorities like these, is it any wonder that London has become a Middle Eastern colony, rife with gangraped daughters and face melting wives.

Really though, Canadians ought to worry about following the British abortion of an example.

Is that the "chocolate sensation" model? Lenser is flashlight/torch I'm assuming?

Nope that's the brand. Taschenlampe must be flashlight.

yes of course. its the Red(tube)Lenser (tm) is at the forefront of finding your dick at night technology

6 million days

>for no good reason

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>how much years in Prison I would get?
You wouldn't get out of british prison anyway, whites are lynched there.

Laws here are awesome regarding guns. Greg Abbot, the TxGov took the 150 year law off regarding melee weapons. So Bowie knives, swords, apparenly even spears is legal to just carry around except where it's not permitted (government buildings mostly). I can also legally carry any rifle, or shotgun on my sholder, and walk around except around excluded areas (bars, liquor stores, gov building).

We also have the Castle Doctrine, regarding not only protecting your land, and inhabitants, but people who live near you. Say I saw a man dragging your wife out by her hair while you're gone, I could legally kill him, as long as it was considered justified.

With cops, 1 rule... at 17 my mom told me I could be tried as an adult, and police won't hesitate to kill me if I do something retarded. Fight the police in court, not the street. They have bodycams for fucks sake, to protect the innocent on either side. Not sure why niggers can't comprehend this.

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I like this default response to getting btfo

I no rite? Antifa are the real fascists.

>U.K. cop in a pink, energy-efficient vehicle pulls you over
Officer: Oi, can I see your driver's license, your insurance license, your TV license, your knife license, and your license license

Brit: I don't have a knife license or a license license, officer

Officer: you wot? Don' 'ave yer licenses? Then whatcha doin' with a car? I'll be taking that for the queen, thank you

The absolute state of Britain when you don't have your license license

>no good reason


I don't want to visit that country anymore. Sad, because I love history. Fuck you britbongs, history will record what you have done.

Taschenlampe=Flashlight

Are assault spoons illegal as well ?
Will they lock you up and then you get murdered by Muslims before your court date like the guy that left a ham sandwich on a mosques steps ?

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THEN THEY CAME FOR OUR QUESTIONS TO AUTHORITY

> Measure the length of the entire knife not the length of the blade.

I understand what the fleshlight is for, but what do you use all the other things for?

As you are an employee of electrical capacity, they would be fine.

The issue would start once you start wearing the tools outside of work... hence the "Without good reason"

>the text on that ruler

>They write the little blade as being 2.5 inches
>Blade showing is maybe half an inch

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a mexican one

>You don't have a good reason to have a hunting rifle

Just remember yanks. This is where it ends up.

That's legal in Kentucky as well and so is my FN509 9mm and CCW. We also have awesome self defense legislation and Castle Doctrine. Illegally and forcibly enter my home or vehicle and I have every right to defend myself with deadly force. Home invasions and carjackings are rare here as a result.

The female circumcision specialist

>not knowing the difference between license and licence

gunbroker.com/item/754508261
37mm launcher requires no tax stamp

>Hans made a good joke
this makes it 10 times funnier

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Each grenade needs to be registered as a destructive device though?

Nope. 37mm. Technically fireworks and flares.

Kek filename

>Brit not knowing that "licence" is the faggy way of spelling it in bongland
Shouldn't you be more concerned with making sure all your licenses are in order?

This is just getting embarrassing. Stanley blades are now assault weapons, coming for the spoons next

>warehouse
Oi, mate, no need to have open blades in a warehouse!

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I promise you that we already know.

Awesome

Exoticammo.com also sells reloadable launcher shells that you can fill with whatever you want.

17 cm is only 7 inches?

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>only

>different spellings for noun and verb are too difficult

Thats an expensive way to shoot a firework out of a piece of tube

I've been caught with box cutters before, I just explain to them it's part of my job to cut open boxes and they let me go

>save up spunk
>fire at feminist parade
>???
>profit

meme flag faggots invading

>Lauren Southern gets banned from UK, invited into EU parliament
>Pettibone and Selner get jailed for wrongthink, their voices get amplified
>Another muslim rape gang uncovered, rape rates similar to Congo
>Lord Pearson in parliament says we sharia law and wrongthink real
>BBC openly discriminates against white native population
It is time to seize the day lads
Lower and working classes are redpilled
Middle classes outside of Londonistan are redpilled somewhat, especially up north
We need to drop redpills everywhere, carpet bomb internet with low dose, none offensive redpills
Under press articles, twitter facebook etc of police forces, home office, MPs, BBC, press etc
DO:
Say how British state is actively working against white majority
How any dissent is squashed
How people who want to protect their families and communities are jailed for hate speech or wrongthink
How police covers up crimes of non whites
How police detains anyone who points at the problem
How other issues like heroine abuse are left to rot

DONT:
1488
race war now
gas the kikes
its da joos
be offensive
be threatening
get banned

Anything offensive will be purged
Cold hard facts are best redpills
If we can make this into longer lasting operation it will perpetuate itself pulling overton window our way long term
Time has come for another battle of Britain and we are masters of memetic warfare
Take this pasta and drop it in all shill threads, that immediately stops them
Shills are afraid of good ideas

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If you're not a carp', hand over that sharp!

>shooting a firework
Thats totally what is going to be shot out of it.
I dont own one btw i use a masterkey derivative.

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Are they fucking measuring the knives from the base of the handle to determine if they're legal or not to carry?
The blade needs to be under 3 inches and that's the only relevant aspect, so what the fuck are they measuring the length from handle to tip for??

All those blades are under 5cm, NONE OF THOSE ARE ILLEGAL

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Box cutters are banned in Australia too? The eternal anglo strikes again.

the real cuck is the person who needs a 1cm knife to 'defend' themselves.

he just wants to feel that someone learns from his fatal mistake

>>only

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We have the exact same laws as Britain, we need "good reason" to carry a knife in public, we even have to use "reasonable force" when defending ourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=2G4nIfmw9yY

acording to atf totally legal to do.

you cant be serious... youre not allowed to have a freakin box cutter?

Fucking LINK you garbage human being

Not without "a good reason" America is the only free country in the world, makes us your 51st state but not allowing niggers or spics to come here

This is completely legal to open carry in Poland

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>we even have to use "reasonable force" when defending ourselves
Technically, we do too. I mean, I can't just go and shoot someone if they try to punch me.

And do you?

Nope, just a regular pocket knife

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one punch can kill mate

"Yes officer, I like to use my own surgical scalpels. I take them home afterwords and wash them in the dish washer to get all the blood off."

You can carry a folding, non-locking knife with a blade no larger than 3" without an excuse here

>Technically, we do too. I mean, I can't just go and shoot someone if they try to punch me.
George Zimmerman. You absolutely can defend yourself with lethal force against someone trying to punch you, because a punch is potentially lethal force.

>blames American citizen for American English
Should I blame you for being a colony of Pakistan?

Am I legal guise??

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So a cut-throat razor? You guys have a glaswegian problem still?

Not here, it's all forms of sharp objects, even a razor blade can get you two years in prison

Disappointing

Are you saying I should anticipate someone punching me but shooting everyone, just in case? Very forward thinking, but I'm not sure the police would agree.

Zimzam had a nog on top of him slamming his head into the ground. Not quite the same thing.

simultaniously:
>dont be a dick bin that stick
and
>pick up that can