How would Sup Forums react?

How would Sup Forums react?

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I don't know. I got no bunker to hide.

I’d make sure to create a shitty thread like this one...that’s for damn sure

That partially depends on where it landed and who fired
Either way we wouldn't get over it for at least the next year

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Something something soy something something cuck

Light up a joint and browse pol

A sense of relief. Considering most retards here are suffering from depression, and just want to see this world burn.

Personally, I'd hope to say one last goodbye to those I love, with the hope that we'll be reunited on the other side.

Sup Forums in general won't have much time to react. A happening will be posted, and it will be decried as fake and gay.

I'd be absolutely horrified and disgusted while constantly hitting f5

quickly wrap myself in foil so I'm well done

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Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Nothing. Theres nothing i could not do, i'd find a nice quiet place to watch the explosion and then if im still alive browse pol and get my family to move .

I would rush outside to embrace the warm glow of oblivion

kill the nearest jew.

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God-tier 90's rock

Celebration of course

Seeing as how it would most likely be by North Korea, and it would hit California; I'd be celebrating in the streets as our missiles flew in return. It would literally be a nuclear holocaust that only effected communist.

Fuck my Sister

Masturbate, and hope I turn into a ghoul

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Grab a chisel and find a nice large smooth rock. My last words for all time will be, "The jews did thi-"

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This. Best case scenario I'm the first of the mutant overlords.

I'm far away if let's say Putin nuke UK. Radioactive clouds could be problem though.

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i'd make some nachos. i have all the makings of nachos right now too. can we make this real? i don't want to wait to eat my nachos.

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PRAISE ATOM

Go into a bunker under my apartment compex built by my former communist goverment.

Plug and turn on the tub.
Tape up the cracks in my door and window jambs.
Wait two weeks.
Grab my SKS and see what's what.

Honestly, who lives within 400 miles of a nuclear target WILLINGLY?

In the USA? Anyone who wants a fucking job

BETTER DEAD
THAN RED

You faggot you tricked me for a split second.

I have a job.
I also have a future in the wasteland if the nuke situation goes tits up.
The rural/suburban retard meme needs to die.

About time.

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>with hope we’ll be reunited on the other side

Why would you hope your loved ones end up in hell with you?

I'd like rape my teacher, I wanted to do that since 2 years.

get comfy

Hey don’t steal my meme
WE ARE THE INBREDS YOU ARE THE WHIMPY HORSE COCK LICKERS
LEARN YOUR BANTS

Bye bye Britain

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Meet up with my father and move inland

Get comfy and watch the world burn

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Depends where it's headed.

I'd go relax after a hard days work of launching an ICBM

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Authorities, you watching this guy?

Get comfy, post my best pepes, be ready to bask in the glow.

Shussshh...
I dindu nuffin, yet.

I'm in an obscure as fuck part of Australia, so safe and comfy

I'd be fucked anyway.
Germany is right in the middle and houses weapon for the US so of course we're going to get showered in warheads right from the start.

pic related

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Jokes on them I wanted to die

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Well considering MAD, it is already too late. By the time someone even posted it, a volley of ICBM's are going to all their respective places, including the base in my city. If I survive, I would try to find some Potassium Iodine, wear more clothing and look at the impending forecast of wind and pressure to see what direction I should head after a few days.

I'd saddle up old Fred and go check the barbwire fencing on the back 40 because I doubt my little town in NW Montana is on anyone's nuclear hit list.

They have heated tubs now?

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go back to bed and wait for something interesting to happen

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I literally wouldn't give a fuck, besides shitposting in the sticky.

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Get all giddy with butterflies inside, immediately turn on Sup Forums and look for live streams of the missiles and explosions.

> fired
Well, I'm sure they will hire another one soon.

Probably got (((automated)))

Nukes don't exist.

Beat me to it.

I would drive directly to my enemy's home and kill them and their family before the bomb could.

Nobody takes my glory. No one.

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I would like to go out like pic related. To become a meme for eternity.

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I'd watch this sketch
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shitpost until its over

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>how would Pol react
I would continue to lay here in my bed. Close my eyes and hope that death is quick.

Let's have a TOP 10 list of most probable nuclear attack.

> NK on SK
> NK on USA
> USA on NK
> Russia on UK
> Pakistan on India
> India on Pakistan
> China on USA
> Israel on Everyone
> UK on Argentina
> France on France

probably drive to my parent's house.

>how would Sup Forums react?
Please.

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>How would Sup Forums react?
- Take my car
- Pick up my little sister
- Go to the mountains to find a shelter
- Nothing can stop our love now

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NUKES ARENT REAL YOU KIKE.

>NUKES ARENT REAL

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GOD IS REAL

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Hiroshima and Nagasaki were firebombed just like all the other cities in Japan.

>be american
>get nuked

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find highest point and await instant death

To lose your virginity?

I bet Sup Forums would completely forget about it within two days.

im right there with you man

>NUKES ARENT REAL
Sure

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I’d be at the nearest recruitment station within a few hours t b h

What was the yield of this one?

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something like this

First of all, yes they do.
Second, you're an idiot he means the faucet.

lol honestly probably look out the window like anyone else would do.

French cock yield

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This

> nuke drops
> finally.jpg
> cry
> party
> get drunk
> die shitfaced

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wait to die an agonizing death from starvation or radiation because i live to far away from a substantial population centre

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If directed towards or near where I live ? I'd probs shoot myself. Better than burn to death.

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Probs call my loveones before. Say goodbye, and shoot.

Why the fuck is this stickied

In all likelihood you would not die immediately and be forced to deal with the hordes of Muslims who are now free to go around killing Kafirs.
Remember to bin that blade

"Thank you lord"

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France on France holy kek

Finally.

Meh fuck it