Ok /pol you come home after a long day at your shitty job. You walk into your bedroom to find your stay at home wife in bed with this guy. What you do ?????
What would you do????
Daniel Wright
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Owen Cook
...how was book club?
Samuel Reyes
Shoot myself in the head. If my wife leaves me for that I am a complete failure.
Jordan Cooper
Gee whiz I shoulda just got a cute asian wife instead of some white whore
Hudson Hughes
choke her, beat him up and chase him to walmart
then call the splc
Thomas Smith
I fucked something that looked like this
a lot less hair and a little taller but yeea....
not my proudest moment [spoiler]A little proud tho
Austin Scott
Homo.
James Miller
No idiot, you shoot both of them then go an hero
Never die alone
Gabriel Fisher
bi actually bb
Nathan Turner
not worry because gays don't have sex with women so the were probably doing each other nails or whatever homos do.
Hudson Edwards
Ask my wife why she suddenly became gay.
Angel Taylor
Smash his face then ask my wife who is it?
Eli Campbell
join in
Oliver Flores
Castrate him and break him in as a rentable catamite.
Ryder Gutierrez
I would end up shooting them both if I somehow was that much of a failure then go out in a blaze of glory at some den of degeneracy. Maybe go for a state level high score.
Zachary Wright
I would drop trou, start masturbating while crying tears of shame hoping they would use the tears as lube.
Cameron Wilson
>the can't shoot myself because the liberals will just use it against gun owners
Zachary Foster
I leave her then and there while laughing my ass off at the thought of how she's going to end up hating this kid and severely regret her decision, she'll fall into a depression because she's unable to find a man with balls in her immediate surroundings, soyboys will envelop her with endless compliments and prostrations, they will police her mind whenever she says something slightly politically incorrect, they will be passive aggressive to her when they are displeased, she will miss a man who will tell her like it is, who will grab her by the arm and kiss her even though her first impulse is to pull away out in a pouting manner.
She will miss the man who acted like a stern father when she displaced idiocy, she will lose her way and become dead inside for the greatest mistake of her life was that when she found happiness she wasn't conscious enough to recognise it, she wasn't conscious that what she truly wanted in her heart she had left for a fleeting impulsive pleasure that put her into a pit of despair.
Landon Sanders
I would beat him to a pulp, divorce wife and invest every last dinar in lawyers so she doesnt get anything.
Continue to throw shit filled bags every Sunday morning at her place.
Ryder Carter
>you're cheating on me?!
>oh thank god I'm free!
>record video to get out of alimony
>send it to her dad on facebook
Sebastian Nelson
>Open my laptop, write:
>"This opening of our marriage started to seem less like something that was being done to me, and more like something we were doing together."
>get published in the New York Times.
>show all my lefty friends
>muh social justice points
>celebrate by cracking open a soylent
Sharing is only natural in a communist society.
Gabriel Lewis
Real info-cast. Putin vs may, Apple keys beings sold to.china and uploading your mind and memories to AI with 100% fatality rate...
Charles Lopez
i guess he cleaned up my house, made me a dinner, vacuumed my living room and now he wants to watch me fuck my wife? Yeah no, out you gom thx for your service, cuck.
Ethan Sanders
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