''You can't hide user!''

''You can't hide user!''

Spare my life I have rock CDs

Pfff what is a little girl like you gonna do?

W-why me? I haven't done anything wrong! I even deleted my loli doujin folders!

Are you the rock CD delivery girl?

>Unzip dick
I'm sorry you can't win

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A-are you here to deliver the rare video edition of Unleashed in the East by Judas Priest?

You're not a goblin. Why should I hide?

I FORGOT TO PAY MY LOLI PROTECTION INSURANCE.

What kind of pliers are those supposed to be? Is she supposed to be in the process of sliding them up? It doesn't look like cutters are around the chain.

This is what happens when you don't give out candy on Halloween

Lolis don't know the difference between bolt cutters and pliers lmao.

just don't believe them please don't they don't have cds they don't have vinyls just... dont open please. dont

>What you doing?
>''jus hanging around''

>Goblin Slayer
>hiding from goblins
I think you mixed something up.

>leaving a window open

Have you never heard of tactics? Is frontal assault the only kind of fighting that you can conceive of?

Fair enough, i forgot about the time he was attacked by a rhea.

Umm child, did a sexual predator lure you to this apartment complex, you must have mistaken his room for mine.

I'll find your mother asap. Also you can point me to the sick pervert who tricked you.

Damn lolis are clever

retro

Joke on you my door chain is made of adamantium

What happens if she cuts a hole in the wall?

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING BY GIVING THEM A HEALTHY APPLE INSTEAD OF CANDY.

You gave them an APPLE?
You idiot that was your yearly sacrifice to the loli overlords, no wonder they are so pissed.

You might have to give up your virginity for this, either that or your left hand.

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>You might have to give up your virginity for this
Anything but that! I'm almost graduating from the wizard academy.

How do i keep myself safe? I don't want to be violated.

Yep all them years wasted. So try offering your left hand, if you become a wizard you can try and regrow it at least.

That door if for your own protection, not mine.

P-please no. My palms haven't recovered from the last time.

your palms is sweaty, user.

>almost got taken by lolis earlier this week
>managed to pay them off with leftover halloween candy
>they must've told their friends I had candy
>visited by loli gangs three times in the last two days
>almost out of sweets
>can't buy more because there's a van parked outside my house with "FREE BEER" on the side

what should I do?

you should give me sauce, user

>Being this fucked
Might as well pull your pants down and lay on your back so they can finish the job.

Those are some especially thick loli thighs.

>1981
That's an old anime pic.

It's more for cutting locks

Look at the tips dude, those ain't no bolt cutters I've ever seen.

Just looks like a slightly misinformed drawing of one to me

"come on in"

Nobody ever said lolis were clever. They're just persistent, evil and possess a certain low cunning.

Ill fuck you up you little dyel