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If you put God first in your life, keep reading. If you are looking for a partner for life, someone to share real love with, and are willing to never give up on putting in the work needed for a successful marriage and relationship, keep reading. If you like kids, keep reading. If you want to be a wife to a man, and not a mother to an immature man, keep reading.

I'm looking for someone to grow old with. I try to achieve a decent balance between work and play.

Likes in a Partner: Likes kids, has a good sense of humor, kindness, a woman who knows what she wants, a Godly woman, more traditional values (no, I dont mean you barefoot in the kitchen, haha), burning interest in travel, fiscally responsible, energetic (Read: Not lazy... I love my downtime and Netflix too!), good sex drive, not bashful with each other, good communicator.

Dislikes in a Partner: Emotional immaturity, lack of openness, need for social media attention, large number of guy friends, too liberal, gullible/easily manipulated/pressured.


Still here? Great, say hello and let's get to know each other better!

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Looking for ideas to add/remove so I can find a less degenerate woman than my ex wife, who basically can be summed up as everything in the dislikes.

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I'm starting to think like more traditional catholic church would be the best place to pick one up

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Just find a church girl bro

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Haha, that's why I will be avoiding Protestants right there. Better odds with a Catholic or Orthodox woman.

I have three words for you: no fault divorce.

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Yeah. Since I'm already in my later 30's, I'm thinking find a woman who is also divorced, one that got fucked over my a shitty husband and is also looking for a return to something more traditional. Would pre-nup this time though.

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I went to back to church recently, it's full of gay dudes. It's weird... Anyways still worth going but yea don't get your hopes up in that regard.

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Frumpy Drumpfy btfo

>If you put God first in your life, keep reading.
Excludes millions of suitable women who aren't religious zealots. If she puts God first in her life, it means you come fourth or fifth, dummy

>If you are looking for a partner for life, someone to share real love with, and are willing to never give up on putting in the work needed for a successful marriage and relationship, keep reading.
Passive-aggressive tone is offputting to almost everyone

> If you want to be a wife to a man, and not a mother to an immature man, keep reading.
"I have low social intelligence"

>I'm looking for someone to grow old with.
Cliche

>I try to achieve a decent balance between work and play.
Cliche

>has a good sense of humor
Impossible requirement. No women have a good sense of humour.

>more traditional values (no, I dont mean you barefoot in the kitchen, haha)
This reads like "I still expect you to do all the cooking and cleaning though"

> burning interest in travel,
Wrong demographic. Women who have a "burning interest in travel" are generally self-centred narcissists

>good sex drive
Literally the worst thing you can say if you want a tradwife

>not bashful with each other
See above

>Dislikes in a Partner:
All your dislikes sound like a moan about the state of modern feminism and what it's done to a generation of impressionable young women. Real men don't moan.

>Still here?
Probably not. My advice is to completely re-write it, saying the same things but with humour rather than whines

Lol... What denomination Church?

>I have low social intelligence
Surely it's brevity that's the soul of wit, not convolution of rhetoric

Rock solid my friend, I figured it was off-putting. I guess its better to cast a wide net and have to weed out the undesirables via dating. I was thinking spearfishing.

Thank You

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>Would pre-nup this time though
Why? Pic related.

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Hey look, I rewrote it for you. I bet you can do even better yourself.

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If God is at least as important to you as your handsome husband, keep reading!

If you're looking for someone to cover for your embarrassing mistakes, someone to bring you ice cream when you're filing in our first joint tax return, and are willing to laugh at at least 92.7% of my jokes, keep reading!

I'm looking for someone to get old and grumpy with. I try to achieve a decent balance between earning money and spending it on you. (Well, most of it.)

Likes in a partner: isn't banned from being within 500 yards of a school, a woman who knows what she wants and can guess what I want at least 50% of the time, a woman who keeps at least five of the ten commandments (any five will do, I don't have unrealistic expectations), burning interest in avoiding people with Facebook/Instagram accounts, energetic (I meant in everyday life, darnit!), has own hair and teeth, preferably able to breathe through their own nose and have no more than four limbs

Dislikes in a partner: Blue hair, British accents, Bond villains, squirrels and Californians

Still here? Great, the wedding is on Tuesday afternoon, 3.15. Don't be late, or I'll be forced to marry the priest!

better to go with a widow

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Blur out the face and name next time

>Religious lad looking for the future mother of my children
>Fun and commitment on both sides preferred, won't take deceit kindly
FTFY.

Did you know that the meme "tip fedora" originated on okcupid to describe exactly this type of cringy message? That's why it was often with the "m'lady" caption.
Only here on Sup Forums fedora meme was associated with atheism.

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the account's now deleted. some OC

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>the account's now deleted
I suppose he was besieged with offers from god-fearing young women, and needed time to narrow them down to a manageable shortlist