North Korea

-Ethnostate

-Zero Jews

-Zero immigrants

-Pornography and degeneracy are illegal

-Violent crime is virtually non-existent

-People are extremely proud of their nation and culture

-All ethnic Koreans have a right to healthcare, housing, and education

-Marijuana is completely legal

Name a single thing wrong with this.

>inb4 muh gorillions

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>zero immigrants
I mean there's a couple of defectors, but still the number of nonKorean immigrants are extremely low.

They ain't white

whiter than america

Famine, malnutrition, violent oppression and internment camps.

So what? Don't you see we have a common enemy?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel–North_Korea_relations

>In May 2010 the Israeli foreign minister, Avigdor Lieberman, labeled North Korea as part of an "axis of evil"; he stated:

>"This axis of evil that includes North Korea, Syria and Iran, it's the biggest threat to the entire world".[13]

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Sounds great! Except there is no food you fucking idiot.
Also
>housing
Shacks resembling my ice-fishing hut do not count as housing

Should have made Marijuana illegal.

Fucking leaf

>Except there is no food you fucking idiot.
t. brainlet

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They do some things right. Like all collectivists though they fucking suck at farming. What is it with collectivists and farming? Every single collectivist country endures famines and starvation time and time again. Literally farming is the most important component of civilization and has been practiced for 10,000 years but commies can't get it right even today. That's a pretty damning assesment of their civilization if they struggle to grow food.

>famine
It's over.
>malnutrition
Exaggerated, any present caused by sanctions.
>violent oppression
Of gays, liberals and anti-government.
>internment camp
So? Auschwitz was an internment camp.
Yes there is.
It's legal because there's no problem with it in the country. Countries like the US and Canada have a drug problem.
Burger

Famine happened once in the 90s, for the rest we have that too.

Countries that have abundant food don't have to make state propaganda about how much food they have. The fact Kim has to be involved is pretty damning. Even the heads of starving African countries dont have to stoop this low to placate their populations.

>kim jong un has a picture that has food in it
>it must be propaganda to show that they have food!
are you retarded

Imagine having such a shit county that your propaganda involves plates of food

>propaganda shot of some corn and the fat-boy
>everyone eats healthy
>Yes there is
Then why do they get food aid every year?

If you to faggots think it is so great then move there

Except you can see the actual physical effects of malnutrition as their average height is short and even the soldiers of the regime are skinny and small. Under juche the soldiers get fed after party officials and are considered pretty damn important in their list of priorities. I can't even imagine what it's like for rural populations and the unimportant.

why would they? they never wanted good relations with USA and the only reason whole world forbidden marihuana is becouse US jews demanded it or else they would never get any help from US

otherwise no sane person would delegalize marijuana as it was too good resource

First off, weed isn’t legal in North Korea lol. Complete misinterpretation. And there is a fair amount of crime there.

They're literally inspecting the food dumbass. They've done this dozens of times. What other country has the head of state inspect the countries agricultural products and takes pictures of it then releases it to the world? That's right none. Not even African countries stoop this low.

>woah a picture of food
>it's propaganda!
>Food aid
Wow I don't know, maybe because some areas including farming areas get damaged by natural disasters?
>Move there
I'm not a Korean, you fucking retard. I would if I was a gook.
>I can't imagine what it's like for rural population
Rice and kimchi. Simple diet.
Crime is virtually nonexistent there. Only a few cases.
Farmers inspect their food. I guess photos of farmers with food is propaganda.

I realize that you on't understand how a farm country actually would be.

For starters everytime the belove leader goes to so place there will be a lot of food, cause he's the emperor and peasants produce for him, so he eats all day and gets fat, cause he can't reject his subjects food.

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>walk the street
>get arrested and put into a concentration camp
>get beaten and tortured daily
>muh grolious readel
>get released with half your family exterminated
>be expected to be thankful to the regime
>get your foot blown off by a landmine as you desperately try to escape that shithole

>marijuana is legal
Why the fuck would I want a Jew stick, that gives you cancer in order to somehow cure cancer?

You forgot to add before walk the street
>Commit a crime
There is no drug addiction problem in the DPRK, therefore there is no need for laws against it. The US has a drug addiction problem and therefore does need laws against it.

> muh weed is good
Fuck off stoner. Nobody likes that cancer stick anyways.

Trudeau's Canada everyone.

>muh addiction
And yet there are no statistics. You have to defend your Soros-ran leaf. In Muslim Countries weed is illegal, but no shit happens there.

You are just being fucking dense now. Kim literally runs the entire country. Heads of state usually have better priorities than this. Let's fucking do it, I'm gonna shitpost all of North Korea's food propaganda.

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Think about it logically. Citizens are EXTEMELY poor there. Theft is a very large percentage of the crime stat. Cannibalism, defectors, treason, or anything their socialist programs and principles there. It’s not a good place to live, man.

Weed isn’t legal in NOKO! They naturally grow hemp there, which can’t get you high. That’s what they smoke there... hemp.

Muh abundance, no starvation here.

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Trudeau is Jewish like the US
I never defended Canada, you retarded burger.
He can do whatever he fucking wants to, he is a Divine Being.
>large percentage of crime statistics
Who the fuck records these? Some country halfway across the world?
Defectors and treason are small amount.

Look at our one and only supermarket, see how well stocked it is.

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C O M M U N I S M

(OP)
>>Name a single thing wrong with this.
You're not there to enjoy it and report back.
>>Kickstarter when?

Muh divine being looking at crabs and fish.

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That's not people meat - We swear!

The leaf is making sense

>Countries that have abundant food don't have to make state propaganda about how much food they have
lmao

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Juche is Korean Fascism

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GETTING

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But thats all gonna come to an end with a whimper isnt it goy.

Stop posting, youre being pathetic.

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I’m talking about weed nigger.

thebohemianblog.com/2013/09/on-smoking-weed-in-north-korea.html

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A

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> still believes this
You realize that was formed after Kim Il Sung died in the 90s and is just communism but Sung is the Eternal President.

FEELING

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>drumpf
Jew puppet!
weed is a drug
Communism is against ethnic nationalism.

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DPRK woman are all so sweet looking. Cute dollygirls. Seems an abhorrence to stick your dick in one.

>degeneracy is illegal
>marijuana is legal

Faggot

THAT

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> these kids are not the kids we rent elites across the world

>no drug problem therefore no laws against it

FOOD

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Funny, the few whites in North Korea are provided with a state-issued gf of the same race.

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>communism
>slave labor
>killing of dissidents
>totalitarian cult society
No thanks

>people smoking weed
>no drug problem

Faggot

>What other country has the head of state inspect the countries agricultural products and takes pictures of it then releases it to the world?
Pretty much every country. It's a classic, to promote and show interest to industrial sectors. NK does it in old fashion style, but there's nothing special here.

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MIGHT

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>Commit a crime
Like what? He didn't laugh enough with one of Kim's jokes?

There is no need to pretend this country is any better than it really is. Disinfo like this is what takes down the quality of this board.

>t. brainlet

lel, that is probably the only corn they have. They even stack it up in pyramids and space it out far enough to make it seem like there is more.

BE

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Juche is ethnic nationalism
>killing of dissidents
Based
Who smokes it retard? There's no law because no one does it
Like stealing, murder or rape. This board is already in a negative percentage of quality because of the Trump-cuckservative faggots from the election.

Lol, they are all starving and fear their won government more than they fear their enemy. They are locked from the outside world and pride in nation and country are completely made up. And they are communists

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Except it's literally constantly happening versus the one or two pictures a year other heads of state do.

>one and only supermarket
t. brainlet

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>kimjongunlookingatthings.com

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>israel

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AN

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Juche is extremely nationalistic and patriotic, but also strongly anti-racist. Comparing it with 20th century fascism is dumb.

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>flag
망할 틈새

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ISSUE

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I would be cool to have at least one Europe nation become a white juche. Belarus or something, but the EU would lose its shit

-Violent crime is virtually non-existent
>except when it's done by the state
>except when it's starving orphans killing and eating eachother

Juche places race high. There's a reason White defectors got White wives and mix raced babies were removed.

Yes, wook at our propoganda pictures, whitu pigu

Were the very first Aryan tribes who smoked marijuana for spiritual reasons also "degenerate"?

nbcnews.com/id/28034925/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/worlds-oldest-marijuana-stash-totally-busted/

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>done by the state
The state literally makes the law. It's not illegal if they execute some gay faggot, fucktard.
Go die, Jew

>No degeneracy
>Legal weed
Pick one

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It's full of gooks.

This was Germany under Communism.

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I bet you will die from aids before I will die in war, stinky chink

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Norks are NatSoc, not commies you retard

>Weed isn’t legal in NOKO! They naturally grow hemp there, which can’t get you high. That’s what they smoke there... hemp.
Stop pushing this lie.

This British tourist literally smoked dozens of joints in a packed Pyongyang restaurant. Nobody said anything to him. Later, he was joined by a government official. He literally smoked weed with a North Korean general.

Congrats you found the one photo op of king nigger visiting some farmers. Meanwhile I found 10 different times Kim was inspecting food without even breaking a sweat. Pretty sure I get up to 100 if i kept going. Literally muh abundance propaganda. They must really be hungry to constantly be inspecting food.

NO
DRUG
PROBLEMS/USERS
NO
NEED
FOR
LAW
RETARDED WHITE FAGGOT

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It says a lot about communism, when you think the depressing shit in the top picture represents something good.

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CHING CHONG I VEWY SMAHT, KOREA MASTAH WACE.

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I know, but it's their culture and also it's not like he had other things to do, no foreign policy travels for example.

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OP sez: marijuana is legal
Leaf sez: there’s no law regarding marijuana

Those are two different things.

OP tried to use it as a benefit.
>marijuana is legal
As if that was something to be proud of. Now you’re saying that actually it operates within some gray area of the law where it’s not legal per se, but it’s also not illegal because there isn’t a need for the law since no one abuses the plant.

Sounds to me like either you’re changing the facts to fit your argument or OP is a degenerate faggot who thinks of NK as some 420 stonerfest paradise and is happy about that.

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Do the supermarkets sell anything other than processed meats and preservative corn snacks?

tl;dr

Says the literal North Korean shill. Die in a hole with your yellow family, starving chink.

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