She's coming your way. What do you do?

She's coming your way. What do you do?

Rape her.

dematerializing into the v o i d

Genuflect.

Cower in fear.

*unzips dick*

Block her path

"Ume-Sama, I died in that crash three years ago. Please stop blaming yourself, it wasn't your fault. I love you"

Whistle the Arthur theme.

Call senpai to come protect me

*teleports behind her*

Diverge my walking path by 45 degrees

Kick her in the mons pubis.
Seriously, I'm usually into femdom, but she needs a good fucking kicking. Awful, awful excuse for a character.

>*unzips dick*

These are some fat thighs

Indeed. Ume Ume is very very sexy.

Grab her boobs so she can beat the shit out of me.

Parry her

Fuck me, Ume.

Punch her.

My cumdumpster
>Shit sexy
Retard

stuff her unnecessarily long hair into her asshole

I WILL COUNTER WITH MY DEMONIC FLAMES OF DESPAIR!

Walk towards her, of course.

>Ume
>not sexy
I believe this belongs to you.

just the right amount of fat on her legs, really.

Jizz all over her thigh-highs?

Hold her close.

It would be invisible though

That magazine belong to that fujoshit

????

Spread my legs wide so she'll hopefully kick me in the nuts

drool

>What do you do?

i don't think a drawing has ever filled me with as much disgust as this one

>that faceplant
I wonder how hard his nose was bleeding afterwards.

Sauce?

Fuck her so hard that she loves me from that moment on. Girls like her only need to get a proper fuck and they’ll do anything for you.

Ume-sama is Sup Forums national treasure!

I wanna plow that booty.

I still don't understand why Ume was taken so seriously in a show filled with silly shit. It's also funny there's always a gabble of people blabbing about strong/dominant girls and femdom, but Ume is never mentioned despite (in the anime) being this strong girl who doesn't bend to cock and dominates others. There's a reason all her porn is degrading.

Still a little disappointed we never saw her fight.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

open my mouth so she can spit in it

I doubt you’ve been good enough for that.

Ume is actually too abrasive for femdom (as far as I'm concerned), she's abhorrent and completely lacking in redeeming features (attacks people for no reason other suspicions of perversion whilst being far more guilty of it). She's one of the few cases where femdom reversal is ideal but most of it isn't even legit reversal for some utterly stupid reason.
And I suppose it's taken seriously because there's nothing about her that's funny, she just ruins any scene she appears in.

gather my mightiest allies, so that we might overpower and rape her together

>Ume is actually too abrasive for femdom
I don't think you understand femdom at all.

>360 degrees
So you spun in a circle and walked towards her. Good choice.

Wouldn't you do the same?

Believe me, I do. I just don't find Ume attractive in any way, there's very little to her character and what there is isn't likeable in the slightest.

>Believe me
I don't. And your picture doesn't really give me any reason to believe you either. Particularly because shit like that is hardly femdom. There's no abuse, no disdain. That nonsense is just light S&M. I can tell from that and from your post on Ume that in your heart, you still want to be the dominant one.

I'll freely admit that light femdom is my preference. But I've yet to see a coherent explanation from you or anyone else as to why Ume is a good character. She's two-dimensional and thoroughly unlikeable, if she wasn't hot she'd just be a trash character. If your only case is that she's strong and doesn't lose to anyone, that really isn't much of a defining character trait and I don't have many qualms with dismissing your questionable taste.

>Ume is actually too abrasive for femdom
It's more that she has no warm feelings for the protagonist. I know most aren't like the creepy stalker and would simply enjoy being dominated by a woman, they need to know the girl feels the same way toward them. They'll forgive anything if the girl is dickable.

Ume was insurmountable, implacable, unmovable, and unstoppable, and adding that to how she was this hypocrite who gave no fucks, it burned a lot of bums but was funny to me because of how ridiculous it was.

I always imagine Ume-sama as a passionate girlfriend, not some slap-your-shit-in dyke. She just needs to care about you, lads.

>light femdom is my preference
Honestly, I think therein then lies the difference.

But in all seriousness, any character that doesn't fall over the MC's dick in shows like these are a plus in my book. Whether that mean they're portrayed as a bro or a foe (unintended poetics of that dichotomy aside). The fact that she appealed to my どM side only made her better in my book. And what's more, I mostly only watched that stupid show for her, so your opinion that she ruined each scene she was in is clearly false.

>She's two-dimensional
Yes, that is also one of the reasons why I like her.
But if what you meant to imply that she's one-dimensional, I disagree with that as well.

It was kind of ridiculous, but it also got old, really, really fucking fast. There's means of making a character unstoppable but still likeable (ala Saitama) and Ume just doesn't have any of those traits. If she'd just been put down a peg by literally anyone, didn't matter who, it might have made her more human. But no, she's just a violent creep who kidnaps other women without remorse. Her character serves no real purpose other than being a case study in specific archetypes and who they appeal to.

There's no end of irrationally violence girls in anime, but Ume really is near the nadir.

>"good" character
>2D
>it's not good enough that she's hot and strong
Ben-To is a stupid cartoon about kids fighting over cheap food in supermarkets. It was not watched because of anything being well-written because it wasn't. It was dumb fun.

What I don't understand is the tremendous backlash against a character when it really isn't that warranted. Taking about character writing is just a convenient excuse to rationalize butthurt.

Start fapping discreetly through my pocket.

Ben-to was a show entirely about irrational violence. You may be looking up the wrong tree for sensible behavior.

>walls of text everywhere
BASED UME-SAMA BRINGING OUT THE INTELLECTUALS.

>What I don't understand is the tremendous backlash against a character when it really isn't that warranted.
I can only assume that, as always, it's the work of self-inserters unable to separate themselves from the anime they watch.

>any character that doesn't fall over the MC's dick in shows like these are a plus in my book.
Agreed, but there's ways of doing that without making them devoid of likeable qualities.
>And what's more, I mostly only watched that stupid show for her, so your opinion that she ruined each scene she was in is clearly false.
That's because you're hard どM. If you don't need anything more than an attractive girl to stoically slap you around, that's your business, but that's a very specific niche for character appeal.
>But if what you meant to imply that she's one-dimensional, I disagree with that as well.
Two. Shows emotion, but is entirely reactive. And yes, I know most of the characters in the show have little in the ways of depth, but most of them aren't also inherently unlikeable.

It's a reasonable rationale, though. It's the explanation, the bare-bones emotional response boils down to, "this character is shit and annoying, why does she get so much screentime? Get rid of her and show some more supermarket fights with the fun characters already".

Saitama and Ume are written differently. The latter isn't a protagonist and doesn't have that average joe feel to her. She's warped and passionate. If she was a legit love interest in the anime, she would have been adored; her crazy antics would be considered endearing. But she wasn't so she was hated.

Having her knocked down a peg just placates the really insecure people who felt small and defenseless in her presence. That's why her porn is about after all.

>intellectuals
You mean autists

Who wouldnt want to be the dominant one, we're born as alpha males since ancient age

Really takes me back.

>She's warped and passionate. If she was a legit love interest in the anime, she would have been adored; her crazy antics would be considered endearing. But she wasn't so she was hated.
Not quite. If she treated her lesbian rape victims in the same way that, say, Senjougahara treats Araragi, she'd probably be infinitely more likeable even if she still shunned the MC. It's entirely about having human character traits at their core, not how they treat the author surrogate/self-insert character.
>Having her knocked down a peg just placates the really insecure people who felt small and defenseless in her presence. That's why her porn is about after all.
Maybe for some people, as it stands her getting away with it just made me wonder what she was for in the first place. She just kind of shows up and does her one gag and it doesn't add to anything. If she'd at least taken part in one of the supermarket fights and destroyed everyone that at least would've meant something, but even that doesn't happen. She's just kind of there, not really doing anything other than moving actual characters around occasionally. She's borderline pointless whilst being actively annoying, which is what bothers me the most.

Nah, it's the simple fact that she's completely unrelated to supermarket figths. If everything was the same but with she being a wolf people would live her

Grab her ankles, forcing her to trip over onto her hands, proceed to wheelbarrow her along until she is physically exhausted, drag her home by her ankles, give her a bath, and then use her as a body pillow to help me fall asleep.

Turn around, pull my pants down, clench my teeth, and pray.

I thought it meant he'd spin a complete circle, then moonwalk away

...

How can one girl cater to so many wonderful fetishes?

By being as BEST as Ume-sama.

Turn into a lesbian

A bunch of pussy ass self insert kids will obviously hate her

Bend over my knee

You need a good education, you bad girl.

>bad girl
You think Ume-sama will get off dirty talk?