Roll over in bed, see this, what do you do?

Roll over in bed, see this, what do you do?

Wake up.

>Ohayo~

thats not hot, wtf is wrong with u ppl.

Call the police.

You must have been born in the 90s to browse this website.

sorry not sorry.

>people born in '99 are turning 18 this year
JUST

From the moment CN aired Tenchi Muyo I knew I'd find the waifu of my laifu

Punch her out. Don't sleep with thots.

is tenchi in tokyo canon?

no.

universe isn't canon either.

OVAs are canon.

OVA's are the shit canon.

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wake up
take drugs
try to get back to my dreams of a happy life

Don't you dare tell me Yugi and Sasami's moments together are less than meaningful to you!
>No matter what you do the clock will eventually wind down

HOLY SHIT, DO YOU SEE THIS!?

Are you trying to seduce or threaten me, Ayeka was into surprisingly messed up stuff, and I ain't talking about bondage alone...? ? ?

Yes, it's a spaceship in the form of a romantically frustrated science experiment that is apparently a fuzzy bunny-cat girl, good going eagle eye.

LOOK WHAT IT'S DOING!

>posting ancient vhs cap
C'mon, nigger.

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It feels like just yesterday I watched Sup Forums chase out anyone not born before 1989.
Good fucking God I've been here too long.

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Decapitate and go fuck Sasami.

Praise God, because he granted my wish to be with Ryoko.

>not wanting Ryoko.

it is the only canon that matters. ovas/gxp/geminar. tenchi marries them all instead of just ryoko. tenchi is able to ascened to god hood above even the Chousin.

>needing the other women
>not just Ryoko

Also, 3 and 4 all sucked.

Tench is a harem with a harem ending. Instead of having a bowl winner like other so called harems.

Ryoko can fucking make clones of herself at will. Boom. Harem.

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Impregnate

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Anime based on the If doujins when?

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Get up and head to Washu's room.

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When will we finally get an If doujin with Sasami's kids?

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I'm about to start OVA 4. Do I really need to watch Geminar to understand it?

thank every god in alphabetical order until i get to the right one.

I'm already 18.

No. OVA 4 is basically a prequel to Tenchi's dad's wedding. IMO, it was really boring. War on Geminar was WAY more fun than OVA4.

push it over, stupid cat, told it 100 times already to not fucking climb the fucking bed

It's not exactly hard to be more fun than the OVAs after 1.

Ask her what she's doing in my house without my permission.

Not even close; this is Florida!

>and I ain't talking about bondage alone

What ARE you talking about then?

Who in their right mind puts a hunting trophy in their bathroom?!

Knock her up INSTANTLY because Ryoko is literally best girl and won off screen in the novels

>ファンティー

Fanty? Funty? Fan tee? Fun tee? Fan tea? Fun tea? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?!

>above even the Chousin

Reservoir?

Most people on Sup Forums won't remember of even know what Toonami or Saturday Anime was (before it became Sy-fy and was Sci-fi) most people on Sup Forums have never in their life heard of Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Macross, Saint Seiya, YuyuHakusho (other than fucking HxH fags fucking Togashi)

how does that make you feel? it's worse when you find out most people 1st was bleach, Naruto, Lucky Star, or even OPM or My hero acadamia.

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I've got some bad news for you

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They are different continuities, there are like 5 at least. OVAs, Universe, Tokyo, Hasegawa novels, manga.
Also, if I'm not mistaken Ryoko wins canonically in 2 (Universe and Hasegawa) of them, is the front runner in Tokyo and maybe in the OVAs. I don't think manga ever got resolution, but I barely touched it, so maybe I'm wrong.

Punch it until it stops being deformed.

Ask her why I'm not on Geminar. Also why is she messing with a guy who lives a dull life and is a normal human?

>Born in '97
>Knows everything you are talking about and even have VHS movies of Sailor Moon and Tenchi Muyo.
What are you on mate?

Okay why this bitch look like Sonic the hedgehog.