OI, M8!
You have been arrested for suspicion of carrying an unlicensed butterknife, telling the truth on facebook and writing hurting tweets about muslims!
What do you have to say in your defense???
OI, M8!
Owen Morris
Daniel Brooks
Im muslem
>rapes your daughter
Kayden King
This is shit, Taco Party
Aaron Roberts
/Thread/
Lincoln Butler
Left right, left right, kick headbutt.
Ian Mitchell
I throw poo in his eyes and run away
Lincoln Johnson
worst fucking thread i have ever seen here
this place is truly dead
Isaiah Price
DID SUMBUDDY SAY BOTTA KNOIFE??????
Easton Rogers
Så kjipt da.
Jaxson Cox
Tyler Russell
This is unbelievably accurate, some poor guy in my town got sent to court for posting on facebook that he was going to "Batter gypos" despite the fact that this was because they were camping on his land
Gabriel Lewis
I swear guvna I thought I binned that knife! Islam is the religion of peace and God save the Queen, just let me go m8
Justin Brooks
oh cock
Dylan Foster
*proceeds to stab cop in eye with assault spork
Tyler Butler
1 Billion Jimmy Savile victims revealed
Owen Powell
What happend next? Did he face prison or did he get a fine?
Kevin Thomas
You can't expect to wield any level executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a badge at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was a peace keeper just because some moistened bint had lobbed a radio and night stick at me, they'd put me away!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Xavier Miller
I once was arrested for wearing mittens in the middle of summer... some people found it suspicious. lol
Brody Gray
oi m9 ay din do nufin musa bean one dem uppuh class u gon take moi pee c r ya?
Dylan Bailey
Why did you wear mittens in the middle of the summer?
Caleb Edwards
Is that an attempt at a joke
Nathaniel Baker
Throws acid into eyes of cop and scream Allu Akhbar.
Then say I'm a Muslim and it's my right to throw acid in acordance with Sharia law.
Christopher Bell
nowadays you have to be careful. Zuckybergs CIA funded Facebook is listening to everything you say. They don't understand jokes or irony.
Evan Torres
scuse me lads, but do ya ava loicence for that TV
Gabriel Howard
fpbp
Nolan Turner
woteva u do don revokoe the bbc me missus is gonna be rite upset wit me if u do
Hunter Garcia
dont put me in a cell with mooslism mate.
Connor Smith
Eat lead, redcoat.
Noah Nelson
quick question british lads... why won't the queen just die???
Joseph Diaz
I would just arrest him with his own handcuffs. Simple
Carson Rivera
OI MATE IS THAT A CAFFEINATED FIZZY DRINK IN YER HAND!?!? SHOW ME YER IDENTIFICATION PAPERS, ON THE DOUBLE OR IT'S THE TOWER FOR YOU MATE!
Bentley Richardson
> What do you have to say in your defense???
God bless the United States of America.
Cameron Moore
I'm a minority. Bow down to me
Christopher Robinson
No shit, right. That hag is like 200yrs old
Matthew James
This
Julian Jackson
ITT a Norwegian, Chilean, Swede, and Canadian make fun of British police officers.
I adore Sup Forums.
Grayson Ward
Extra-Healthy sugar-free English bread.
Lincoln Flores
164335178
Hello I am genuine /pol poster from Denmark comra... fellow capitalist pigs. We have groovy time posting the shit yes.
Reminds me of nuclear Wessels in many ways. Anyone know any launch codes?
Brayden Lee
>"w-what do you mean o-officer? I-I didn't do anything!"
Levi Anderson
The meme is real boys
Jeremiah Hill
Lol
Ian Cruz
Yes the genuine completely real ban on caffeinated drinks.
It is real and I'm not PUTIN you on /pol.
Liam Foster
Oh.... oh my god.
It's real.
Brayden Gutierrez
We have groovy time boys. I am so white,
Julian Cook
>TFW your more free than the British.
Feels pretty good.
Ryder Cook
>mfw I am brit
I am not ok
Juan Campbell
Yes we have great time in mother Russia with our dictator of freedom. He uses genital cuffs 17% less often than last dictator.
Is all groovy baby. Disco. Travolta. It's all good.
Jason Powell
I’d kick the bobby larper... I’m a murican.
Jason Butler
I swear on me nan, I was 'acked I was!
I love them muzzies, I go down the paki shop to buys a packie o crisps an' a yorkie bar, 2 quid! its a proper rip off next time I see 'im i'll smash 'is 'ed in.
Asher Ward
Hey would this face lie to you?
Aiden Wilson
I ignore him as I recognize the authority of a librarian over a british police officer.
What’s he gonna do? Point his fingers like a gun at me and pretend to shoot?
Matthew Gutierrez
We're keeping your dictators money BTW.
How does that feel.
Also are Slavs white? Tell me I'm genuinely interested.
Adrian Myers
The gypsies got his land and all was well
Owen Kelly
She lives by draining the vitality of her country
Benjamin Moore
I am genuine Dane and not a Slav
I am genuine Brit not a Slav
Here is our wedding photo to prove how advanced and white we are
Dylan Torres
Why did you type that out in a lower/working-class accent when it's blatantly obvious that it's the cucked middle-classes who worship Muslims cock? The working-classes are the only ones putting up a resistance.
Nathaniel Hill
I would slowly behead this fucker with my butter knife.
Chase Moore
They are Russians mate, for real.
We've just had a thread with all these cunts in. They all start by pretending to be us, then lose there tempers and blow their cover.
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS FAKE NEWS POSTING ON /POL
Henry Thomas
People meme on this shit a lot but compared to 10 years ago the place where I live is heaven now. I had a knife pulled on me when I was 7 years old, got jumped by groups more than once walking from my street to another, nearly got the shit kicked out of me when I was 13 by a guy who looked well into his 30s for looking in his direction, my neighbour got dragged from his house into a stairwell and stabbed on our doorstep.
You boys don't know how bad some of us had it
Zachary Clark
And they've been doing it a while.
SLAVS
Blake Williams
Where are you from user? I was born in Islington but we moved a a bit after I was born
Brody Rogers
Im a transgender Jew, give me your clothes and your car or I'll have you before the human rights court faster than you can say "blimey".
Ryan Robinson
oi mate do u have a loicence to say that?
Brandon Hill
This is America you limey bitch. Now you go scuttle your little faggoty ass back to the land of bangers and pork pies and right off my property before i have t get my shotgun.
Jordan Reyes
*proceeds to fire 83 warning shots*
Easton Nguyen
Born and raised in a little council estate in Glasgow so it's no wonder so much messed up stuff happened. I still pass through the area where I grew up sometimes though and the difference from now and then is night and day.
You can actually walk the streets now and the worst that's going to happen is you either get talking to some old drunk that's in no state to do you any harm or you bump into a little group of lads who think they're hard but they didn't actually grow up in a bad area so they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag
Wyatt Jackson
*blocks stanford bridge*
Jordan Fisher
>The working-classes are the only ones putting up a resistance.
They're literally proles, the few that bother to vote are tribal Labour voters.
Adam Anderson
that's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife
Robert Reyes
B-but I'm a homosexual
Robert Perry
>St Patrick was British
Luke Morales
oi m8 whats up with ya skin callah? woite skin is prohibited in this neighbourhood it is
Thomas Evans
so was he a brit or just kind of brit-ish? Kek
Nicholas Jackson
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AS A MAN, WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO STOP ANOTHER MAN? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE AUTHORITY OVER ME.
THIS IS ASSAULT! I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT!
Jason Ortiz
MARYHILL, ANNIT? PERHAPS GOVAN. THIS ONE'S FOR YA, LAD.
Robert Cruz
Bitch is being injected with a liquid
Xavier King
Anthony Bennett
Yes, and Danes like you killed it.
Bentley Baker
>Then say I'm a Muslim and it's my right to throw acid in acordance with Sharia law.
Nah m8, just say “I’mma quinessentially British Muslim, yeah? I didn’t know this was wrong innit?”
or whatever.
Kevin White