Assuming that the bongs put their fists where their Vagina in Chief's mouth is, how would this go down?
The fact that there is zero proof that Russia used some arcane gas agent on someone they could much more easily disappeared through conventional mafia methods indicates an MI6 event staged to distract the bongs from the rape gangs and looming financial collapse.
So, let us try to figure out how this battle would be carried out. I am going to assume it won't be a nuclear exchange for obvious reasons.
Also: >USA doesnt need to be involved, NATO alliance only works if the member state was attacked and there is no proof the UK was. >CHINA may or may not be involved, given their autistic leadership.
>The fact that there is zero proof that Russia used some arcane gas agent It's all about further demonisation due to incoming Syria falseflag attack. Look at western media's coverage in the past week and topics on different forums.
Sebastian Moore
Why is a destroyer being compared to an aircraft carrier?
Caleb Thomas
why wouls you ever compare a destroyer to a carrier?
Ayden King
did you vote for putin yet?
Brandon Perry
>comparing the aircraft carrier flagship of the Russian fleet to a destroyer that was is so old the class served in the fucking Falklands and the last one was decommissioned in 2012
Russia cannot invade the UK and the UK cannot invade Russia, it will be an economic war that Russia is currently losing.
Adrian Gomez
we could easily curbstomp UK if it wasn't for america
Christian Butler
How will you get here? Your logistics are fucked and your country is currently poorer than Italy, you are fucked even compared to us.
Connor Kelly
specially with Brexit coming
Justin Rogers
You need Russian gas more than Russia needs your kebabs.
Elijah Murphy
maybe the Ruskies can come in and fix the rape and grooming problems in the UK, because the bongs certianly don't give a fuck or are too sterilized to do anything.
Jason Green
The Russian ogliarchs keep their money here for a good reason, you do not fuck with the bankers.
Xavier Perry
That's Europe, we have our own gas.
THIS, also nice digits
Ryan Rivera
>2 weeks idk rareflag, i think that is giving the bongs too much credit. remember, they had their government take out some massive loans to buy our F-35s, fucking F-35s.. That aircraft was probably a beerpong dare gone wrong.
nice digits, however, you are pretending that countries will depend on global markets forever. How long till ASEAN markets just ignore sanctions and trade with Russia?
Xavier Walker
Only 10 of those aircraft have ever been built, what the fuck are you trying to say?
Connor Myers
Sure we have our own gas but we also import around 40% from mainly Norway and Russia.
Nice work comparing a rifle no longer in service to one currently in development, you sure showed us!
Levi Howard
Why are you comparing a destroyer to a aircraft carrier?
Thomas Nelson
the Great Game continues
William Thomas
>Russia >competent lol
Adrian Collins
Oí ‘arry!
Camden Cox
>The Russian oligarchs keep their money here for a good reason Because Jews feel more comfortable keeping their money in a place completely dominated by Jews. >you do not fuck with the bankers. Judea has already declared war on Russia, they have more sanctions on them than the Germans did before the war. PPP is a better measure of domestic economic potential than nominal gdp. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)
>Britain couldn't singlehandedly destroy Russia in a week TOP KEK. RUSSIAN PIGSHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us British are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the pakistanis and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they see. When Britain's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>Your logistics are fucked oh an expert in russian military logistics >your country is currently poorer than Italy You don't need THAT much money to defeat Britain. UK is weak, even weaker than france and we have all assets to capture it in less than a month. Funny that there will be no insurgency since brits aren't allowed to have even knifes
whats a point to invade your shitty island? you have no resourses , literally. Just a piece of land in the ocean. Best answer for UK is SS-18 Satan. Thats exactly what you anglo-scum deserve
Easton Garcia
Invade us with what? What assets do you have to assault an island nation?
Grayson Baker
Goes both ways Ivan, that's how MAD works.
Isaac Barnes
bro i seriously hope thats a VPN or you're going to find yourself in the black dolphin. you do realize they monitor everything that goes over the wire, right?
Elijah Watson
make sure to bring extra tugboats for the inevitable breakdowns
Nicholas Bennett
>>USA doesnt need to be involved, NATO alliance only works if the member state was attacked and there is no proof the UK was. You could do a lot of things if it wasn't for America.
> I am going to assume it won't be a nuclear exchange for obvious reasons.
You might as well assume they will settle the argument over a game of football if you're going into the realm of things that could never possibly happen.
Also, totally unrelated a single destroyer would almost certainly sink a single aircraft carrier.
Michael Gutierrez
Only a bong would be dumb enough to trigger dead hand.
Colton Ortiz
its actually not 1940 anymore all you need is tactical rocket strikes on military bases and after that you can invade britain even on fucking powerboat, like refugees do megalul in terms of rockets britain is not even close to Russia , and by condition of this thread US is not envolved so you cant intercept even one ss-18 even without nuclear warheads
Camden Barnes
you have no enough nukes for russia
Jackson Stewart
what exactly is this idiot fucking picture supposed to prove?
Aaron King
> great power with ports in Vladivostok, Kaliningrad, Azov, St. Petersburg, Murmansk, Nakhodka, Novorossiysk, Taganrog, Tuapse, Vyborg, Archangelsk, newly reacquired Sevastopol > allied ports found from Cuba to Syria to North Korea > operates as many icebreakers as the next 11 countries with the most icebreakers combined on a planet with receding ice levels > landlocked
If trump is stupid enough to keep pushing it, given what he just signed with Taiwan, he'll be fighting a 2 front War he can't win with Russia and China. Trump is being suicidal throwing down with kikeistan and the neocons.
Levi White
You do not need to destroy all of Russia, just half a dozen of their largest cities.
Oliver Watson
"Invade"? Well that's quite interesting. Invading UK is not something Russia will do in the event of war. To start off, Kaliber cruise missiles and Tu-160s armed with Kh-55s and Kh-101 will crater your airfields, naval bases and power grids. UK has no OTH radars, no early warning satellites, no air defenses, no stand-off strike capability beyond obsolescent 1970s Harpoons. Your glorious surface fleet, or what's left of it, carries less firepower than a single Kirov-class cruiser. UK military will cease to exist within hours of active hostilities, it's not a chest-thumping bravado, it's a fact.
Bend a knee to Americans because they're the only guarantee of your comfort, security and your very existence.
Nathan Watson
Russia is being provoked by the UK. Taiwan is all on us for sure, then again, I don't like the idea of chinks telling us what to say or do. Kikes are naturally submissive and will prefer soft power, yourself included, I like more open and assertive dialogue.
Matthew Jackson
Yeah. That's why proper war with England is a bad idea. Soon as you land troops, we're going to ebb out, but atleast we'll have your company in the afterlife.
Liam Perry
Ivan, see I have already given you the tools to victory if the Teresa May and Elizabeth declare war on you. Just have the FSB shit out a bunch of forged passports and rain them propaganda style.
The British women will embrace the wave of niggers that will envelope and sink the island.
Wyatt Allen
uuuuhhhh big boat is smaller than small boat
Parker Gonzalez
>"Isn't it time to delete the word "honor" from the English dictionary?" (Paul Cambon, 1914)
Russia could win even more easily than that. They could blackmail Israel with nuclear destruction and ZOG would Russia them conquer most of Europe without saying a single unkind thing about Putin. If Russia had Israel surrounded with overwhelming military force, the entire Western media would suddenly discover that Putin was the greatest and most democratic statesman in world history.
add 1 more croatian volunteer anglos are the worst tourists they all need to get killed
Jordan Howard
I'm sure the Russians have a very nice carrier with its
>ramp
But do they really have effective anti submarine screens and tech? The brits could sink the ruskies shit with torpedoes before Putin could even get on the phone begging Theresa May for mercy.
Aaron Perry
The new british carrier has a ramp also.
Ayden Taylor
Yeah good job OP comparing an aircraft carrier to a destroyer, really showed us there
I don't think Russia would invade us - we could wipe out most major russian cities and infrastructure with Trident, and Russia could destroy our own country pretty easily, they have thousands of nukes.
MAD wins again.
Ayden Kelly
You mean the missile that goes East when you tell it to go West?
Jordan Murphy
You would have thought that Sup Forums would have gotten past falling for divide and conquer bullshit propped up by globalist governments
Eli Rodriguez
>Yeah good job OP comparing an aircraft carrier to a destroyer, really showed us there A destroyer no longer in service, may as well have used HMS Victory since at least that is still commissioned.
Bentley Hill
C'mon Russia! Attack the UK so we can sneak and take the islands!
Alexander Ward
>great power
Hew
Nolan Morales
> Russia > Compares GDP Really? Millions in Russia will work for FREE, even no food required, WILL WORK FOR WAR. Hilter made a small mistake. These PEOPLE WILL WORK FOR A FUCKING WAR! FOR FUCKING FREE! THEY WANT NEW WAR! Do not touch them, they are fucked.
Destroy our government pls Russia. It's not the people that is the problem. We, and the rest of the world, would be far better off without our anti-white, globalist, orwellian government.
I need a microscope to see the Russian GDP per Capita.
Take your poor little commie shithole and stay in your frozen depressed corner of the world.
Daniel Rodriguez
Shut the fuck up you anglo nigger, no one gives an actual fuck about your little irrelevant island, you’re all big talk right now, but only because we spearhead NATO, you bunch of dickless motherfuckers
Aiden Nelson
STFUP stupid nigger. All your GDP depends on U.S. support and factories in China.
Andrew Nguyen
You're just stupid capitalist. Everyone in russia will eat MRP, that was made from shit. Everyone will work for a military, every business will be nationalized. You can't offer this for your country. Your people will make a revolution, if you make this.
Easton Rivera
lmfao
Adam Lee
> aircraft carrier > compared with destroyer
Wew
Austin Hughes
>>> > Anonymous (ID: /8FSQE+O) 03/18/18(Sun)03:08:50 No.164345657▶ I think if the war between NATO and Russia starts, England will be one of the first to declare its neutrality. Kek.
Nolan Smith
better start learning cyrillic, muhammad
Nathan Brooks
Speaking of which, how's that global warming working out for ya?
>The fact that there is zero proof Gee maybe intelligence service know something, y'know it's the whole point of classified intelligence services
>gas atleast the the basics right
John Morris
> MEH UK GDP IS SOO BEEG! LOOK AT ME! MY GDP IS SOO BEEEG! I CAN MAKE NEW WAR! PLZ! OTAN! LOOK AT ME > 80% GDP - services Meh, you will win Russia in a tourist cocksucking war.
Who about what, but Czech is always thinking about cucks.
Christopher Fisher
Russian economy is half the size of Britain;s, despite having three tims the population and endless land and resources.Russia also has few allies whereas the UK is probably the most well-connected country on Earth through NATO, the Commonwealth, the EU etc. So in an economic war, Russia would suffer more.
Sure, Russia has a powerful army. Put the British and Russian armies on a big plain to fight and they would steamroll us. But as a matter of fact wars are not fought like that. Russia has trouble projecting power away from its border whereas Britain is second only to the US in power-projection.
Anyway who cares? Russia tried to kill a scumbag defector who traded in his country and comrades for cash. I'm sure we get up to all sorts of shady shit in Russia.
>England will be one of the first to declare its neutrality.
that'd be a first, we've been in all the wars, ALL OF THEM and the fact you're typing in English right now is testiment to that
Lucas White
Are you going to go die for Abramovich’s yacht?
Andrew Garcia
Oh boy, I can't wait for another world war that knocks us back 40 years that could cause the destabilisation of Russia that could lead to its collapse and the mass deaths on both sides that gives further advantage to (((them))).
