Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - ((())) Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
>Seehofer: Islam doesn't belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/seehofer-der-islam-gehoert-nicht-zu-deutschland/
>Merkel: Islam does belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/fuer-merkel-gehoert-der-islam-zu-deutschland/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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toleranz-foerdern-kompetenz-staerken.de/
demokratie-leben.de/
kommunalwiki.boell.de/index.php/Demokratie_leben!
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>((()))

Clicked on link to new Krautbotich, see pic, shocked for a second there... eew!

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Meet the antifascist bomb builder Thomas from Saalfeld. He also educates your children.

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First!

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Israel

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Gott strafe es!

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Here is an Alice Weidel OC template for Kraut memers.

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welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174654378/Thueringen-Regierung-von-Bodo-Ramelow-nach-Sprengstofffunden-unter-Druck.html

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And here is a crappy Martin Schulz OC template for Kraut memers.

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HA! I knew it.
The whole Schulte-Drama is based on an employment contract our Lille made with Schulte.
So the fucker probably didn't do his job properly and Lille let out the Banker-Lesbe and axed him. Now he's butthurt.

Our degenerate vom Dienst, Oliver Flesch with a recap.

youtube.com/watch?v=ruK-aeumqAc

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youtube.com/watch?v=vUkAQpJ50H8
>fun at Leipzig book fair

>God's chosen
ftfy

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...

Isn't that guy a Reichsbürger or something?

I like the old one better. This one looks like it was made to let her look like shit on purpose

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turning real people into memes is not always easy...

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youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_VijaB2rw

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Pretty good. Who would even listen to this Lackaffe?

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DOUBLE SPURDO!!! :DDD

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The character assassination has worked very well.

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toleranzerziehung

> it was made to let her look like shit on purpose
Sorry for that, was not my intention.
The real picture was a little bit unfavorable for meming.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_f5ojDWMpV8&bpctr=1521318739

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Are you allowed to post this or should i tell Merkel?

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True, but the artist of that Weidel Pepe above seems to have the abilities to do it better and makes her look like a literal hack on purpose. Assuming that this is a Pro AfD thread it seems suspicious

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Maybe less wrinkles

So here is the old meme.
If anyone has good pictures of Weidel for meming, then please post them here.

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Don't know about Austria, but I like to look through house auction catalogues for dreaming. :^)
dga-ag.de/startseite.html
A decent house can be had for less than 10k if you don't mind it being on the ass of the world.

>Strache pepe :D

Spurdofication is simpler. There is a certain ... elegance to this Finnish abomination.

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youtube.com/watch?v=O7Wt6q3C_00

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How to find out how much money they got and how much of it they sent to Antifa?

He was a normie-tier "woke" teacher who speed-step redpilled himself straight to Murdoch-chan level. Now he's hanging around with the revisionist crowd.
In my opinion he'd better take a step back and not chill too much with the sperg-tier revisionists but rather should approach the intellectual and serious historian scholar guys like Dr. Scheil, Generalmajor a.D. Schultze-Rhonhof, Generalmajor a.D. Bernd Schwipper, Brigadegeneral a.D. Reihard Günzel.

Whatever, maybe he'll meet Udo Walendy. That would be the ultimate top.

Wer bezahlt die Antifa?

Do that too sometimes. Yes it is rather easy if you are not required to live in the vicinity of some big city ... although I know that some which look nice are actually in a real bad shape. Ok, nothing you cannot fix as long as there is no moisture in the walls.

I recently realized that staying in Vienna for much longer will be my 'death'. Think of moving 'home' back to Upper Austria.

>Hoamatland, Hoamatland!
>han di so gern
>wiar a Kinderl sein Muader,
>a Hünderl sein' Herrn.

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de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toleranz_fördern_–_Kompetenz_stärken
>24 Mio. pro Jahr
>2011 gegründet, 2014 geschlossen und durch nächste Stiftung ersetzt
toleranz-foerdern-kompetenz-staerken.de/
Nächste Stiftung:
demokratie-leben.de/
kommunalwiki.boell.de/index.php/Demokratie_leben!
>40 Mio. € pro Jahr

youtube.com/watch?v=cbeeu3BkLp0

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Well, I don't know how it is in Germany, but here they are paid by NGOs and by the young spö and green factions in the ÖH. (the student government of the universities)

>Mr Bond
Mein Neger

youtube.com/watch?v=2z3sVicMNts

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Lol. Gay.

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We should start a hippie village in the mountains. Alternatively I have to meme WW3 into existence to enjoy the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jI7-JA1ZcDk

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BASED taytay

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youtube.com/watch?v=FYPDIqf6FwM

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Ach (((wer))) könnte das sein...

SPD, Linke und Grüne

>Rollin' through the Reich (slow), gassing the Kikes (yo)
>Lebensraum for Whites, put Kebabs on spikes

Love that line

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>SPD, Linke und Grüne

Nope, (you) with your tax money ... assuming that you're not a NEET

Thx, will try to make some OC memes for that material.

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Sören hast du nichts anderes am Samstagabend zu tun?

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>the typical NPD-V-Mann

Warum hast du ein Bild von mir? Delete it creep.

>Zweitklässler (7) sticht Lehrerin nieder

What a time to be alive

wize.life/themen/kategorie/fahndung/artikel/67585/zweitklaessler-7-sticht-lehrerin-nieder--polizei-und-jugendamt-spielen-den-vorfall-herunter

Are there any signs of rising tensions in Germany? Like, protests in the army or in local governments, towns?

Sure Schulte isn't the brightest light in the sky.
>invest in silver and hide it in your garden from the evil state
Seems like he never heared, what the Usa did to prevent "bright" people like him from doing that less than a hunred years ago.
>Oliver Flesch
Intresting guy. One of the few people that get's me into the mode, where i'm afraid my IQ could be dropping, if i manage to listen for another minute.
>causa Weidel
She seems to be the avaerage economy student, good at tests, but not nearly as inovative etc as the entrepreneur the creative genius they all want to be. With a strong religious believe in markets.
I'm not so sure she is really better, than Schulte. To get the mostly unsolvable problems of the Euro zone you really don't need to be that good.
Is this really the best, to lead the opposition? I certainly don't hope so.

IT'S KAISER TIME

youtu.be/9JT-xxcD9_w

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Maybe try to be less realistic. I know your style, and the basics are great but you use way too much wrinkles, reminds me off that trypophobia meme

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youtube.com/watch?v=uIYbdyZqTN4

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As we (SJWs) can see this is another evidence of toxic masculinity and patriarchy of boys.
Based on this incident we can without any doubt conclude that young boys are very aggressive
and dangerous towards teachers. We should brainwash all young boys so they become soyboys.

> Ein Zweitklässler (7) hat an der Nimburger Grundschule in Teningen bei Freiburg
> seiner Lehrerin mit einem Messer (9 cm Klinge) in den Bauch gestochen.
> Während die Lehrerin seit dem Vorfall am 6. März unter Panikattacken leidet und
> krankgeschrieben ist, spielen die Behörden den Vorfall herunter.

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Thx, I'm still learning the Art of Meming! What tools do you use for meming?

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>Weidel
>entrepeneur

Wot? Weidel is Hayek-society economist.
That's exactly the macro economy guys we need right now to call bullshit on the entire EU/ECB money-caliphate.

>diversifying your portfolio is stupid
>mine Dogecoin!
I'm an old "goldbug". There's no wrong in having a part of your long term posessions in bullion as long as you're not putting all your eggs in one basket.

greenshot, paint, knowyourmeme and gimp

Aber warum ?
Ich bin zu faul um , die ganze Artikel zu lesen.

Actually I do like the village idea! Generations later it will then be populated by inbred madmen who have developed a creole language based on ancient spurdo memes while praying to a frog-faced totem...

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Wenn Bernd die Mediensammelfäden von /rvss/ vermisst, dann geht es hier weiter:

8ch net/deutschpol/res/783.html

>77
>inbred madmen who have developed a creole language based on ancient spurdo memes while praying to a frog-faced totem...
Make it happen would donate 10K for the lulz

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Kunst.

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> Die Lehrerin hatte den aggressiven Schüler auf den Flur gesetzt, weil er zum wiederholten Male den Unterricht gestört hatte. Als sie wenig später nach ihm sehen wollte, hatte er sich - vermutlich aus dem Bastelzimmer - ein Messer besorgt.

But then we use those 10k to turn your pic into a stained-glass window for our future temple

>the Holy Trinity

Danke !
Schlagen die Deutsche unseren Kindern oft oder nie ?
Hier sagen die Psychologen , dass es ist verruckt Kinder zu schlagen ....aber die Bibel sagt anders und das is was ich glaube.
>Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.
Ich danke meine Eltern ,dass sie ganz gut mich erziehen haben.

btw friend of mine is on a pub crawl currently ... just sent me this pic, the madman

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Inzwischen ist es verboten seine Kinder zu schlagen. Vor 20 Jahren hat es aber noch niemanden interessiert.

Ich bin meinen Eltern auch dankbar, dass sie mir den Hinter versohlt haben.

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That would be actually a good use of money.
The good thing about memes is, if they are really like viruses, their will always be a strain that favours humans for reproduction.

Hai guise, I'm back. What's next on the agenda in the desctruction cycle of gremoney?

Antifa is now building bombs payed with taxpayers money

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Will anyone care except of us? Like, anyone with a voice?

The media is covering it. Let's see how it will turn out

This picture makes me sentimental. It really is the fabric of our community - the pedophile, the nazi frog and the r9k loner all together, forever.

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This thread is on a sad note... bleh.

sounds comfy as fuck

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Gondola isn't Pedobear, newfag

Meine Mutter ist eine Lehrerin und auch Oma. Es ist nutzlich Kinder zu schlagen , sonst werden sie nie Disziplin kennen.
Die Juden wissen das ganz gut.

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What are you reading right now my fellow Krauts?

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Artemis

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>Ich bin meinen Eltern auch dankbar, dass sie mir den Hinter versohlt haben.

Ich nicht, ich hasse sie auf unnerbittliche art und weise und werde niemals verzeihen was mir angetan wurde.

Habe unironisch welche mit nem Rohrstock darüber bekommen. Jeder verkrafte sowas wohl anders

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>ich verzeihe ihnen nie was sie mir angetan haben
Dich zu erziehen?

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
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