How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?

How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?

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Minority hires leading the design.

Step one: Have diversity quotas

Put women in charge of it

Nothing lasts forever.

A good bridge can last for centuries with minimal maintenance.

And when women design it, nothing lasts 4 days.

>How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?
women

By getting rid of immigrants.

>step1. open unfinished bridge
>step2. ?

>Nothing lasts forever.

Look like it wasn't even finished to be build kek.

>A good bridge can last for centuries with minimal maintenance.

Few romans viaduc have 2000 years + .... and zero maintenance since ...

Don't periods last about 4 days or so?

no supports. also lots of retard mistakes ruined it during the installation

making things aesthetically pleasing instead of functional

Makes you think...

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Who was the company's boss ?

Who gives a fuck about few dead mutts and 50 meter catwalk over small road??? Some local news "also in news"

>no supports

>No wires
>No load bearing columns.

How do you fuck that up?

By letting women with a penchant for pushing diversity engineer it. Guarantee failure.

Women and shit skins.

t. PE

Pajeeta InurnetDegreea

When race and gender quotas backfire 2018 edition

It was an air bridge
New tech

Have absolutely no regard for human safety, and most importantly, NEVER HIRE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEIR DOING!

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It was meant to fall. Wake the fuck up.
>MCM=333
>6 dead, falls 6 after days = 66

>PE
Penile Engorgement?

>How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?
get americans to build it

But its artistic!

>> Florida International University president Mark Rosenberg said the university followed all the processes required during the building of the bridge, and all contractors are certified by the state.

Premature ejaculation

Were they certified to ignore cracks?

By letting the public into what is essentially an active construction site. Whatever the root cause turns out to be, risking innocent lives is inexcusable, and was the largest failing here.

actual stolen blueprint of bridge

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The bridge was held together with trans vaginal mesh which has been recalled

They hired a complete retard to build the bridge.

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>no wires
>no support beams

can confirm actual blueprint

Isn't civil engineering basically a solved problems joke discipline by now? How can you fuck things up?

I was nowhere near the fucking bridge,

you let the boob transportaton devices make it. why you do this? every women is "if i put my hand ove my eyes the bad things will not get me" but oh no. you let them do enginering. wtf

cutting costs

Glorious American engineering.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KtiTm2dKLgU

By cutting corners, and not closing roads because like you should be.
>a
There is no way it was only one

Most likely the contractors cut corners and used sub-standard building materials or techniques to save money. In addition, the architect and design engineers on the project may have been lacks in their construction inspections.

>t. Oroville Dam

Looks like they forgot to put supports underneath the bridge.

It's missing basic components lol

Engineer designed the bridge to support the average human, not the average American.

Point proven

>amerimutt construction

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The sun is smiling because he already knows what's going to happen.

Well it was a respectable attempt to build an empowering, female-built bridge who don't need no oppressive mathematics (invented by white male sh*tlords)

capitalism

inb4: brainlets who don't understand the construction industry and bidding process

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hopefully that cunt loses her job, and is never hired again anywhere.

also, is that blood to the right of the car?

>> Meanwhile in Portugal.

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It didn't even last a week! Kek

Should have hired frenchmutts engineers desu

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You move it incorrectly, then snap the internal structure while you try to tension, collapsing the whole thing.

construction error, some one fucked up in prefab

Depends on if she is the one that ok'd the transportation changes.

Go tell your youtube-god he is wrong, the pillar 11 is under compression when in place

>(((Rosenberg)))
T O U T
L E
T E M P S

It looks like the design for some kind of Polish Death Camp

Incorrect, illiterate mongol.

Excuse me. That's a German Holocaust Center.

I can't help but feel dread while looking at that pool of blood. That inescapable feeling that when commuting to work I may gruesomely lose my life to some diversity hire's half-assed "empowerment".

>Captcha: Select all Bridges

It's actually the only actual proof we have left from polish death camps pls respect

>not naming it after Salazar
:\

it wasn't even aesthetically pleasing

Germans did nothing wrong, the Holocaust was Polish antisemitism

RIP

>How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?
hire for diversity, not skill

Is that a bloodstain?

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Unlike Polish Death Camps, this bridge existed.

probably automatic transmission fluid

see

Especially when they design fake pillars that house no cables because it feels right!

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>> She wanted her pedestrian bridge to be a symbol of what american women are.
>> Just like her.
>> Large and in charge.

Seems the charge proved too much.

CEO jew who's priority is to push diversity gives bridge building job to woman niggers. Gee, I wonder what would go wrong.

Most women, they last all year,

Every year!

OK

There has apparently been redactions to the story about Leonor. When the media said she was the project executive on the bridge and that she was "proud of her work" they actually meant that she only worked for MCM but she personally didn't have anything to do with the bridge project.

Wow? This true? Video link

Is FIU ultimately the one to be held responsible? Or the construction co?

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Followed all the processes......

Clear as Mud.

Typical antisemite. I hope you are ready to take a lot of pressure from the international community for your bigoted speech. Reparations are coming, day of the Carp soon

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>How do you fuck up a pedestrian bridge?

Make it 10 times as heavy as it needs to be, then don't support it properly.

should have made bridge out of 40 year old vaginas
it would look and smell terrible but damn those things can take a beating

more like a pedeadstrian bridge

No, that's how physics work. When supported like it was a truss of a truss bridge in that possition is under compression not tension like AvE incorrectly assumes.

It looks like university tier trash engineering “art” so maybe.

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Oh!!!! Soooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!!
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>Bridge being planned and constructed
Look, guys! We stronk independent womyn can be engineers too! Smash that glass ceiling!
>Bridge falls and kills 6 people
IT'S ALL FIU FAULT STOP BLAMING ME

That bridge was protesting white supremacy.

Women are guided by feelings instead of logic. She felt it was good enough.

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>transmission fluid

Also dont forget 6 million

>car blood

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Yes you were!

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I'll allow it.

14 million of substandard material and employees to get the job done.

Who wrote the Ryder for this piece of shit?

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