ITT: Post girls who absolutely fucking failed

ITT: Post girls who absolutely fucking failed

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So far Hanabi has lost all official matches
She's a dead weight and shouldn't be on the team at all

She was the only character in that series that I didn't find annoying.

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It's been forever since I watched this. Why did she fail again? Was it because she forgot her mission or something? I don't remember if that was ever clear

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Basically her time machine was fucked so when she went back in time she got hurt fairly badly due to exposure (Which causes jellymanification). Then she gets chucked off a building by a SERN Terminator and loses her memory (Instead of just flat out dying from being lobbed off the roof of a ten story high building). She also dies later because of the time travel damage and partial jellification she got from it.

This is if they haven't retconned Rebellion and Braunian Motion yet at least.

Fuck you she helped Hokuto win her match. And you know she'll win the next one.

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Over the line.

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Sadly it didn't take us over the 1 percent divergence world line though you useless fuck.

Fuck you

Underrated

You seem to have posted a Suzu who isn't a total fucking failure, please try again
Accepted Suzuha include Alpha, Beta and Gamma.
Omega and Delta Suzuha need not apply.

Suzuha is a sexy miracle you dick.

Fuck off user.

Is 0 worth looking at?

Not really.

How come?
And does it explain anything like Okabe's dream of 77 million years in the past?

Yes. Just don't expect it to surpass the original.

That was just a dream in in S;G. In 0 it's been retconned into an RS episode, which I think is stupid.

I want to grab that butt

I don't blame you.

That thing is too lewd

>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying she's colossally inept. It is one of the qualities I like about her anyway.

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Too lewd huh? Well it certainly is very sexy.

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Suzuha could have just written
>"Please send me a D-mail to fix this, here is my number"
and everything would be fine.

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she isn't very smart

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She got fucked over by something she couldn't reasonably predict.

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That's because she's a rather lewd girl.

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still the best

>the girl who can operate a time machine is dumb

>all these suzus
Simply the BEST

Suzu is pretty fucking qt.

She sure is

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Delete this.

Why does this faggot keep bullying Suzuha?

Some people are just assholes user.

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Reminder that Luka has a bigger dong than Okabe.

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I still rage about this. I wrote a goddamn essay on why this was stupid.

Post essay you autistic faggot.

I was young so it doesn't count as autism.

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It's pretty funny/cringy.

>lost so hard she had to bake a wedding cake for the winner
That was a level of cuckoldry I didn't think was possible.

But this wouldn't work. Suzuha had lost her memories.

Kek

Accurate

Homura triumphed on a scale never seen before or since.

did she even have goals to fail at? I'm pretty sure the show wasn't even deep enough for that.

>I'll protect everybody
>literally everybody dies

Exactly the opposite of what she set out to do.