/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Saturday Night Edition

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Saturday Night Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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too cold for nogs

Good morning, Robert. There was a fair bit of coonery last night, how's the action tonight?

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little chilly for some real nignogging but still good

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>Can't tell if niggers going door to door are actually trying to sell something or if they're trying to size up my house to see when people are home
Three troubled youths were walking door to door in my neighborhood trying to sell "high speed internet". Since when do you need 3 people to do this? I thought the north side was safe. Guess this is my last year here. Shame; the suburbs were nice in the 80's & 90's, but it looks like crime is creeping up the north side at an alarming rate. I don't even want to think about what's going to happen when they start wall construction & begin the deportations.

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>male black running southbound.

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>crime

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Someone was robbed at gunpoint in my neighborhood by FOUR people around Halloween. I've been on high alert ever since. I hate everything about this town, so there's no reason to stay. I hear Wisconsin is nice.

>two shots fired
ah ah ah

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If you move far away from niggers you will be able to relax.

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GRANNY THREAD!

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Found the male black.
Also bumping for Robert.

Bump for Robert.

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>Victim is deceased

MAGA

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>sounds like a party

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>10 shots fired

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>6 shots
>9 or 10 shots

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I've got to get some sleep. One last bump with some OC. Enjoy the rest of the night's entertainment.

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>someone drinking and smoking drugs outside of a liquor store
where are you Robert? we have unarmed niggers that need arrestin'

My grandparents had that TV.

>crazy women screaming in the street with a dog
>pit bull biting anyone who comes near
He was a good boy; he dindu nuffin

>people having sex in a Ford Escape at the funeral home

>All I heard was male black
All day. Every day.