/ptg/ President Trump General - HE'S FAST EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>This Week @State 3/16/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
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AH FUCK MY FUCKING HEAD AAHHHHHHH

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post your ww3 face

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02 = Nana > Miku=Kokoro > Ikuno > Ichigo

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Fake norge has next no split pls

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They don't call him the minute man for nothing.

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Awoo.

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>Boomers will defend this

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............is this the right one?

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youtube.com/watch?v=K6jGz15_LN8

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There was a get earlier today that said a happening would occur in the next hour.

Stay alert for happenings.

is this the comfy thread?

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/137750306/#q137764099
Reminder.

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what % face is this?

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Why are we going to war? and with who?

>non-retards with basic understand of prosecutorial law will defend this

Come on thats even comparable.

>"I showed you my pussy please respond"

didn't Trump ban this creep from Mara Lago? stop with this autism.

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How much longer do you guys think Trump will be in office? Let's be realistic, every day it's looking more and more like it's the end of the road for Trump

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Yes
Yes but the other guy did a really late split for some reason

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Someone baked a second thread

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64%

Stop replying to JIDF bait posts.

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she's full Lebanese i think

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>bans him from mar-a-lago
>hires the prosecutor who got him off the hook
>he's now free and raping babies

at least he isnt at the maralago tho!!!!

BASED!

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no, this is

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I'm worried about what's going on in the Middle East. I haven't really been following the situation over there b/c I'm so sick of talking about sand niggers so I have no idea what's happening. please tell me we're not going to war with Russia and/or Iran.

>big boss
>while snake is narrating
I feel like this was intentional.

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i like making him feel like a retard

This again?

web.archive.org/web/20071117074259/http://www.nypost.com/seven/11122007/news/nationalnews/cops_flops_letting_mogul_get_off_easy_303421.htm

>A fight between high-school girls led to billionaire Jeffrey Epstein being busted on charges of having sex with underage teens - but infighting between police and prosecutors resulted in most of the raps going belly up, The Post has learned.

>Despite an earlier claim that Epstein was backing out of a plea deal, he is resolute and will plead guilty in January to a single charge of soliciting an underage prostitute in Florida, sources close to the case said. The money manager's lawyer, Gerald Lefcourt, declined comment.

>The single felony charge - and the 18-month prison term Epstein is expected to get in return for a plea - is a slap on the wrist compared to what Palm Beach police had recommended at the end of their 11-month investigation last year.

>Cops had wanted prosecutors to slam Epstein with five felony counts stemming from "massages" he had received from as many as four underage girls - but the vast majority of those claims have disintegrated, thanks to questionable witnesses and misrepresentations from cops, a source close the case said.

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Consult your doctor, not a cartoon website

although I'm sure the people here would help in any way they can.

If that ever worked he would've stopped years ago.

>02 = Nana
i'm getting doubtful on how strong is hiro's thick dick :-\

sorry.
I was taking my time making a new pepe

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>>hires the prosecutor who got him off the hook
so? he's probably a good lawyer if that's the case.

We'll see.
We got 42 more minutes.
I hope it is really big.

Much like war, my face never changes.

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> Police presented their findings to prosecutors. The prosecutors, however, found numerous cracks. The "sex toy" pieces turned out to be a broken salad-server handle. The numbers cops found led to women who were 18 or older when they went to Epstein's.

>Police also hadn't told them that one of their key witnesses, Epstein's former housekeeper, Juan Alessi, had been fired and arrested after getting caught on Epstein's video cameras stealing money. Alessi had told cops that Epstein would have three young girls a day over for massages.

>A review of Robson's taped interview showed that she had told investigators that Epstein had never asked her to bring underage girls and that she had told the girls she took him to say they were 18. The 14-year-old had told cops she told Epstein she was 18 because Robson warned her, "If you're not, he won't let you in his house."

>Most damaging to the case, the girl who cops said Epstein had sex with told police that the tryst with the other woman was her idea, that she invited Epstein to join in - and that she was actually 18 at the time. Epstein passed a polygraph test, during which he was asked whether he knew that any of the girls he had been seeing were under 18, records show. He also underwent a psychosexual exam, in which a doctor found he was neither a pedophile nor a sex addict, the source said. Epstein's lawyers offered the results of both tests to cops, who said they weren't interested.

>Prosecutors presented everything they had to a grand jury, which returned the lone solicitation-of-prostitution charge. That outraged Police Chief Michael Reiter, who sent the head of the State Attorney's Office a letter accusing him of mishandling the case.

>busted on charges of having sex with underage teens
>but infighting between police and prosecutors resulted in most of the raps going belly up

So there was enough evidence to put Epstein away for life but Acosta "messed it up" and I'm sure it was TOTALLY on accident because Acosta is just THAT incompetent/ I guess that' why Trump hired him, right? Because he's incompetent?

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>42 more minutes
till what?

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Trump/NRA rally coming in hot soon
to counter-protest March for Our Lives

You dont understand Trump did this to protect himself do you because he did.

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Its okay, we will have to recycle it

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Is it happening?

>Still no motive

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I was asleep all day, what happened?

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I absolutely believe Trump did it to protect himself. This is why Epstein REFUSED to say whether Trump was ever in the presence of underage girls.

reposting this.
also posted in wrong bread. sorry.

okay /ptg/.
for your information.
the communist Red Party, with its one and only member in The Great Thing, has issued a vote of no confidence against Sylvi Listhaug and the government of Norway.
(yes, our parliament is called "The Great Thing".)
the ruckus is over an edgy meme she posted, targeted at the Labour party regarding terrorism.
which is a touchy subject for hopefully obvious reasons. (hint: Breivik)
it was in very bad taste but the leftists are blowing everything out of proportions like always.

the socialists, the Labour party and the Farmers' party have all decided to back this.
which is not enough to take Listhaug down. but:
if the Christian Democrats also support it, shit's gonna hit the fan.
and it'll be a huge political victory for Bjǿrnar Moxnes and the communists.
and a huge political defeat for the conservatives.

they're deciding on Monday.

I think the Christian Democrats will save the day.
otherwise, we will have an actual happening on our hands.

worst-case scenario: Norway loses its conservative government.
second-worst case scenario: Listhaug is forced to resign.
best-case scenario: Listhaug gets a slap on her wrist.

tl;dr:
possible happening in Norway on Monday.

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So to sum this up, a plea deal was pursued because shitty prosecution fucked up the case and this was all they felt they could get Epstein on, as all of their evidence was becoming questionable and they didn't want to risk a trail and Epstein being found not guilty and walking, so they took any option where Epstein would serve some amount of time.

In other words, the evidence they had, which probably mainly consisted of witness testimony, Epstein's defense lawyers were able to poke enough holes in to make it seem unreliable, probably by relying on memory gaps and such, and thus make the case shaky. In court it isn't about what happened, it's about what you can definitively prove, and if you can't definitively prove or convince the jury or a crime, then the perp walks. All the defense has to do is sow enough doubt.

To avoid a worst case scenario where Epstein got off, they extended this plea deal to get Epstein to do some amount of time.

Also, Trump excommunicated Epstein when he learned about Epstein's habits.

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If you need a baker, I am on standby

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we could bring our ar-15s and take over that shit

trump's name wasn't circled in the book,kill self

Its just the sound of the hitmarker from COD.

>So to sum this up, a plea deal was pursued because shitty prosecution fucked up the case and this was all they felt they could get Epstein on
>And then Trump hired that same shitty prosecutor

seems legit

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AWOO

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stop replying to namefags

All volunteer military force. They are free to throw their lives away just as thousands of hezbollah died for Iran.

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666 is bestboy

Why did Epstein refuse to say whether or not Trump was around underage girls?

Make white babies and make sure they vote Republican--or we'll be screwed!

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Do you guys feel it? It's all coming to a head soon. He's going to win

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>attacks the name because he cant attack the arguments

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That all seems really stupid, Norway.
Can't you guys just release Breivik?

or the defending lawyers were that good

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do you live in hongcouver chink baker

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Goodnight Friends

I hope you've all had a great St. Patrick's

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>why did Epstein avoid incriminating himself

Stop replying to namefags

>Trump did thing
>McCabe is going to release memos of his interactions with Trump, ala what Comey did
>/ouroni/ is turning into an oni

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I feel like everyday there's a new WW3 thread so its hard to judge the severity of any given thing. now I'm going to be worried. why do I do this to myself? why do I ruin every weekend browsing Sup Forums?

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pretty sure we can't.

RREEEEEEE DRUMPF YOU FUCK NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING GUNS

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Is that why Epstein was found guilty? God damn shills get off my board.

nn

Well Acosta is head of the Labor Department, not the Department of Justice. I doubt his lawyering skills would be needed there.

> and I'm sure it was TOTALLY on accident because Acosta is just THAT incompetent

Well, I explained why the case fell apart in . Witness testimony was shaky.

Actually, looking at this, it looks like the police fucked up interrogations, and the prosecution did the best with shoddy evidence.