It's not hard, and it's a fuck-ton cheaper than eating out or eating processed food.
You can buy a frozen bag of Italian shit for $9 or you can buy all the ingredients for roughly the same price and make about ten times as much.
Restaurants are basically charities where you pay some flunkies to cook and serve food you could make better yourself, then they bitch and moan when you don't tip them enough.
Self-reliance means not being a dependent little bitch, and that includes your food.
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Everything in a store is processed to some extent
cook it ffs. the thing is so soaked in blood it's still walking around
Because I live in a tiny 28sqm apartment and I do not even have an oven.
A lot of people do cook, including me. It's not that hard.
Food is pretty expensive in general, I think I'll continue to fast. Ketones until the end.
nice and thick too for that extra shoe taste and chew factor. gotta love breaking your face over the chew factor
To some extent, sure. They don't sell wheat and cows. But they do sell flour and beef.
That's a far cry from a can of Chunky soup.
Is that life in a socialist paradise?
>You can buy a frozen bag of Italian shit for $9 or you can buy all the ingredients for roughly the same price and make about ten times as much.
>ten times as much.
This is factually incorrect.
Stop being gay.
BECAUSE I SHOP AT TACO BELL YOU FUCKING NIGGER 12 BOX OF SOFT TACOS ONLY HALF WAY DONE
h-help
Yo, is that a steak strudel ?
Fucking love beef wellington.
Also, yeah... learn to use a fucking knife and cook some shit. Bitches love to be cooked for. Get pussy and fuel your body better.
How much Italian sausage is actually in one of those bags of Bertoli's frozen dinners?
Not much.
If you spent $5 on sausage you would have at least ten times the amount they give you frozen.
>cook, idiots! avoid processed foods!
>you can buy a frozen bag of...
that's where you lost me
everybody is like you. bible says dont drink blood of an animal like that. you drink lots of bloody things dontchya. at least try. even my prime rib is medium well and you take your strange looks and fuck yourselves. how do you like that blood drinker. did you get your blood from a pussy or from a baby dick today faggot
Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a massive faggot
nigga, a toaster oven and a fuckin microwave can do a fuck ton more shit, if not the same, than an oven and stove can
Overthrow your government, Swede. Your ancestors wouldn't tolerate this bullshit and neither should you.
Only a faggot likes his meat well don.... Oh, carry on then.
Get a George Foreman grill, nigger. It's 10/10 poorfag college cooking gear. I still use mine all the time.
I do cook, as well as grow my own fruit and vegetables, raise livestock and hunt game. I do not trust most any produce in stores these days.
BTW, that's a damn nice looking Wellington. lol I don't normally do any braid work on the puff pastry though.
Why are you posting pics of British food? Why not post your national dish?
nice and cooked and normal and tender. or bloody to fuck to the point it clots your gravy and chewy as fuck. plebeian
>muh sanitary napkins
Beef Wellington is my family's Christmas dinner.
I can
>tfw met my wife at the grocery store when I was buying food and she asked me what I was going to make
I only ever get a McDouble
I only eat out on weekends...I make dinner every night and make enough leftovers for a lunch at work...I try to keep going out for food to 3 times a week max (1 fancy restaurant, 1-2 cheap asian meals)
the red stuff is not blood.
that doesn't make it any less disgusting though...
you people are fucked. dont cook it at all. in rosemary's baby she "cooked" a steak blue like you eat it. bad shit. bad omens. eat fucking steak tartare for all i care. gross bitch
>drinks 4 raw eggs
>raw oysters
why all the woman seeming shit is all gross and bloody and raw? im gone
That used to be British food.
Now you just suck Muslim cock.
>some flunkie
Dropped. OP co formed for massive faggot who doesn’t know how to cook.
T. Ex chef with 14 years experience
>a
>mcdouble
i get at least 3
google "how to cook if I live in a cuckshed with no oven". something will come up.
No wonder you lost the Falklands War...
>when you're proud about your time being worth so little you don't profit from paying someone else to make it for you
guess youre just way too gay to appreciate a rare steak. Best thing is seasoned well with salt of choice and other optionals and then toss on the grill (bones in will takelonger than boneless)
Shoulda said
>your knickers wet
Heh, you can keep that one
im vegan and only eat raw
Medium rare, juicy and flavourful, with resting juices added to the pan juices for just vs well done, dry and flavourless
>honestly expected someone who probably licks his boyfriend's torn anus to be less afraid of blood
Why don't you go paleo?
Stop being a little bitch and overcome your addiction to opioid peptides.
Making dinner tonight took me about 15 minutes of labor.
It would have taken far more of my time to wait for a fucking delivery guy or go to some faggot-run restaurant.
>i only drink cum, don't even cook it first, hot throbbing cock is as nature intended
Last time I checked, we never had a plane full of muslims flying into our airspace past all of our security forces into our skyscrapers.
>why dont you cook?
Because cooking requires caring.
THEY'RE IN THE LORRIES MATE WAKE THE FUCK UP MAY IS NOT THE WAY
-Juices +Blood
that's a given
>mfw so much fresh land and game in my area there's literally a family of deer on my patio right now
Roomie is deployed. I don't deserve bomb ass food, so I don't cook that much when he's gone.
>Why don't you cook?
Oh but I do....
Bit early to make such proclamations bongAnon. You just have inferior mudslimes who can barely drive a lorry. Give it time.
do you not have a wood stove/heater?
>and it's a fuck-ton cheaper than eating out or eating processed food.
Maybe where you live. A pound of chicken costs me $16 fucking dollars.
I know that, leaf, but I'm trying to chip away at the self-esteem of our overcooked meat eating faggot.
I'm lazy, my roommates make the dishes dirty, and I have disposable income.
16 quid for half a kilo of chook? Fucking hell! I thought where I lived was expensive.
Anglo expat here. It's actually cheaper to eat out in Asia than it is to cook.
Which messed with the heads of all the Chinese students in my UK university. They thought they were being thrifty by eating out all the time and rapidly went bankrupt going to Weatherspoons twice daily lol
>Not killing deer and making your mom/wife cook it for you
my wife cooks and she made a beef wellington like that for christmas. it was amazing. i lucked out.
>$9
Posts a picture of a $30 piece of beef.
Wow... to pound a chicken costs $150 here, but it depends on the farmer and you have to pay for the bird if it dies while you're inside it.
Wait. Never mind.
How the fuck did you get talked into that?
Neither did the americans
Oh also I don't cook because that's woman's work. I get my gook sexslave to do it
I eat mostly meat.
He's a pussy that thought he'd get pussy. Only conceivable explanation.
>in fairness, I'll admit I went vegetarian for a girl once. Longest eleven hours of my life.
Kill your roommates and cook them.
i wanted to eat healthy-ish with minimal effort
FUCK trying to draw toes
t. lazy japanese artist
I'll use that next time she asks me that question and will be sure to give you credit
Yep, that explains it.
beans & rice faggot, and at least a chicken breast or something every other day. Use the rest of your money for veggies so you crap right.
im married(with two sons (that are mine)) and my wife eats meat. she ate veal just last week
God bless you.
Froezen veges are ok, like peas and beans
I thought faggots were supposed to have good taste?
No income is disposable if you have any dept.
>Overthrow your government, Swede
He just told you that he doesn't have oven.
im allergic to rice and hate the texture of beans
My wife also eats meat but it's a pretty small part of our diet.
I appreciate that since I'd like for our family to not get fat.
Meat and potatoes. Healthiest diet there is.
Drink lots of milk too.
I love to cook. Saves me so much fucking money. Like for example, today was St Patties in the US. I got a 1.5lbs Corned Beef Brisket, about a dozen carrots, dozen potatoes, onion, cabbage, all for 8$. I had to cook it all in the lobster pot there was so much. Now I have more then enough food for 3-5 meals.
If I went to a restaurant, that exact same meal, but 1/10th of the portion, would cost me around 14$+tip+drink=25$
Same thing goes for cooking lunches. I see all these faggots at work try and budget eat, and come in with Cup-O-Noodles or some quick-cook microwave shit. I'll whip out a steak and cheese sub. Cheese=2$ for a 0.5lbs. Steak 5$=2lbs. Bread= 6 subrolls for 1.20$. 8.20$ to make 6 steak and cheese subs.
People who eat out disgust me. They're pissing money down the drain, and their laziness is deplorable. Thats also probably why most people are now fat fucks too.
What about beans and rice
Cooking is the most useful skill man or woman should know.
For one, it helps you understand what you’re putting into your body.
You also start to learn about seasonality of foods, crops, meats, you learn culture of people through food. You start to understand for example, salted meats were made to be consumed over winters. Or why certain food taste different when it’s the same ingredient.
Two people can make the same dish oceans apart and will taste completely different because the ingredients were grown differently.
Learning to cook is very important. Even starting with basics like, cooking ramen but adding variations to it that you like. Like vegetables or meats.
It’s sad when a 50 year old lady asks you “how do I cook pasta?”
Aside from saving tons of money, increasing your health, awareness of ingredients, cooking is enjoyable and an endless experiment of combining flavors, techniques, and ingredients.
Also if you’re a man, you’d better learn to cook since I haven’t met a single woman who knows how to cook, or thinks she knows how to cook but makes shit a homeless dog wouldn’t eat.
Lol. 2977 people died in 9/11. We've had about 100 deaths related to Islamic terrorism.
Get that brown dick down your throat, you yanks love it.
You can technically be gay without being a massive faggot.
>eating out is bad
Well sometimes it’s okay to try different cuisines and flavors.
Corn is a legit alternative to rice, ad it depends on which beans and what you do with them. If you think THAT SUCKS then just buy cheap cuts of meat or eggs or whatever else. The /fit/ sticky as it was some years back is literally what I came up with when I was poor and jobless and had to figure out how to feed myself.
You're a sissy faggot if you can't figure out how to not kys.
>Islamic terrorism.
Are you even allowed to say that? Don't you have to say Asian migrant scuffles?
Jewish Trotskyite Satanic Babylonian Talmudic Jews did it. It wasn't the muzzies. Get a grip.
Do you like the taste of american dick or something?
You aren't getting his implication m8
It's also satisfying as fuck when you realize that you can cook better food for yourself than 95% of the restaurants out there.
I made beans and rice for the first time last week. It was the best goddamn beans and rice I've ever eaten:
Rice cooked in beef broth.
Red beans.
Sauteed onions.
Chorizo.
I can of diced tomato and garlic.
Cajun hot sauce.
Mix all ingredients and let simmer with bay leaves and chili powder.
Serve with sour cream.
I invented the recipe myself, and I loved it.
I should rephrase that. Going out to fine dining with family and friends is perfectly fine. Going to Outback Steakhouse or Olive Garden 2-3 nights a week because you're a lazy fuck, is not. Nothing wrong with grabbing a quick bite at any of these, but making it a habit over cooking the EXACT same meal at home for cheaper is disgusting.
Also. If you have kids... it’s cheaper to cook at home than spend $100 dollars a day on processed quick foods or fast foods...
Feeding a family of 5 going out costs me $150-$250 an outing minus tips. I can cook 3 meals a day for 5 days with that money.