The last two digits of your post represent how many days you have to make yourself presentable to your waifu

The last two digits of your post represent how many days you have to make yourself presentable to your waifu.
How screwed are you?

No less than 3 please.

I love mai waifu.

>make yourself presentable
Is it some kind of job interview?

As if being presentable would make a difference in how she would view me

Is a shower good enough? I don't even leave home, is my waifu going to fall from the sky?

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So I have time for
>shave
>haircut
>maybe a new outfit
But not any lifting.
So...see you at christmas, Skuld!

Just fuck me up senpai

>21 days
Ok wow in a rarity I'll be at my sister's house for thanksgiving. Is this the rumored imouto route?

Not even 99 days is enough to make my worthless ass presentable to anyone

I always keep myself presentable in case my waifu does show up

I just need to shave and maybe borrow my roommate's buttonup.

the sooner the better

Ok

a month or two should be good enough

Kek

I'm feeling good

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I'm fit and have a regular job. Even if it's only a few hours, that's more than enough time.

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Rolling.

I dont have a waifu.
Who im supposed to meet?

I just need 30 days...

Rollan

You can meet this nice fellow.

I'm not particularly stressed, I make good first impressions and even with 99 days I wouldn't be able to finish learning Japanese anyway.

Please be a lot. I need to make sure I plan everything out so she can fall in love with me.

I need to lose a bit of fat, but I think Ms. Buratei will accept me regardless.

Rolling.

I'm already cute, I think I'll be fine

Rolling for disappointment

Please give me a 90+

A little water fasting never hurt anyone.

hi there

Aside from losing some weight and maybe getting more sun.
what else could be improved? maybe i could set up a sleep schedule, or buy some new clothes.

What could you possible do to prepare that takes more than 3 days?

Get rid of whatever that smell is.

Please give me time!

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not at all

I am going full gambare

unless i get something close to 90 im kinda fucked last time i gave a fuck about looking good it took me like 3 months to get to the point where people around me always said i looked great then 6 months of neet life fucked my shit up if it's for my waifu my attractiveness needs to be at at least 200% like this time i need super low body fat and real abs

Impossible.

...

Probably.
But I'll try.

Alright, let's see how many days I have to get rid of my slight belly.

Meh.

So i have until january 27 next year

Thats enough time let's go, see you next year anons

hopefully I can get fit enough

i'm going to need a month or two

She will probably be disgusted after getting to know me a little.

Shouldn't be too hard, but I could manage to lose just a few pounds. Getting a little close to being overweight.

wincest

ROLLING!

Here we goooo

>05
YIKES! well maybe its not all bad, at least I wont have to wait long.

Rolling

>About a month and a week
Ehhhh

this is why you're a virgin

it's how long she has to make herself presentable to me.

Rollan.

No amount of days will make me less abominable, but let's try it out. Good thing my waifu is an obnoxious trash, so I don't need to live up to much

I will be Chad by the time she meets me

>99 days
You really will

>that tiny ass head
>chad
Nah

Probably only need a month or two to get fit again

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Give me one day!

Could do it in three days - the number of vacation days I have left this year

Waifu interview. Some waifus are popular and there are many anons who want to become their husbandos. Competition is tougher than on the job market.

I'd only need a day.

I think I won that by default since I'm probably the only one here who's read her source material and can be said to actually "know" her.

That's awesome. However, do you have at least five years of waifu experience and Waifu Handling certification?

Time to get ripped

Going to use this as a personal challenge.
Can I change myself into someone that I think my waifu would cream her panties over?
Probs not
But it's worth a try

No BUT my waifu's source isn't really that old for that to be possible in the first place. I'm probably the greatest waifufag of her in the entire world.

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>presentable
What does this mean? Shave everyday, instead of once a week?
I already shower everyday, and wear decent clothing, if you count khaki pants and plaid button-ups as decent.
I guess it's been long enough since my last haircut, too, for another one.

I already go outside, give me your best shot.

let's see

>I just need 30 days
Impressive aim, user.

How long till my torrent of abuse arrives?

You too I guess

My waifu loves me for what I don't need lots of days.

Roland.

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I don't know user.

P-Please give me a few months to hit the gym. I don't want her to be utterly repulsed by me at first glance.

Nice.

well honestly when tomoko is your waifu

not as much as you OP

>Implying I won't procrastinate till the last day anyway
>Implying I will ever be presentable or adequate for my waifu.

but waifu's aren't real

I just need to shower and trim my body hair a little, so anything over 01 will do.

Let's see how fucked I am.

>Month and a half
Oh I am doomed.

Not ever 3 months can save me.

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