PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "AND THEN I FIRED HIM TWO DAYS BEFORE HIS RETIREMENT" EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c
>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
c-span.org/video/?442760-2/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
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>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady/IrishPM @Shamrock Bowl 3/15/18
youtu.be/VGhnAmFC5dY
>Pres Trump/Irish PM Varadkar @ Friends of Ireland luncheon 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump meets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>Pres Trump greets Irish PM Varadkar 3/15/18
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>AG Sessions @Chief of Police Forum 3/15/18
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>NatlSec Space Program Budget hearing 3/15/18
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ice.gov/news/releases/2-south-texas-women-charged-transporting-4-mexican-national-minors-us
ice.gov/news/releases/west-texas-man-sentenced-more-27-years-federal-prison-producing-child-pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/missouri-man-sentenced-10-years-federal-prison-distributing-child-pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/twice-deported-mexican-man-east-texas-convicted-drug-trafficking-immigration
ice.gov/news/releases/5-south-texas-men-sentenced-11½-35-years-federal-prison-following-their-conviction
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-removes-guyanese-national-wanted-murder
ice.gov/news/releases/232-illegal-aliens-arrested-during-ice-operation-northern-california
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-operation-san-diegoimperial-counties-results-115-arrests
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/committee-advances-dhs-reauthorization-bill
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/johnson-statement-on-the-house-right-to-try-vote
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/chairman-johnson-releases-interim-report-including-strzok-page-fbi-text-messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/senator-johnson-reveals-new-fbi-text-messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-launches-new-resource-for-missouri-veterans-targeted-by-home-loan-scams
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-teva-is-stonewalling-a-senate-investigation
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hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-demands-answers-over-immigration-system-that-mistakenly-approved-citizenship-applications-issued-green-cards
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-resident-and-ringleader-multi-million-dollar-stolen-identity-tax-refund-fraud-schemes
justice.gov/opa/pr/pennsylvania-hospital-and-cardiology-group-agree-pay-2075-million-settle-allegations
justice.gov/opa/pr/individual-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis
justice.gov/opa/pr/syrian-national-convicted-conspiring-kill-american-soldiers-iraq
justice.gov/opa/pr/19-members-and-associates-tennessee-mongols-motorcycle-gang-charged-racketeering-conspiracy
justice.gov/opa/pr/nebraska-man-sentenced-prison-viewing-child-pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/new-york-city-correction-department-investigator-convicted-transporting-receiving-and
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-defense-contractor-convicted-unlawfully-retaining-classified-information
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Good morning ptg

Drumpf is finally finished

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LAST ONE BY ME AS OP, NEED NEW OP

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Selected @ICEgov News
>For Additional News - ice.gov/news/overview
HUMAN TRAFFICKING
>Human smuggler from Tennessee sentenced in South Texas to 4 years in federal prison for using aftermarket wooden boxes to transport illegal aliens
ice.gov/news/releases/human-smuggler-tennessee-sentenced-south-texas-4-years-federal-prison-using
>2 South Texas women (spics) charged with transporting 4 Mexican national minors into the US
ice.gov/news/releases/2-south-texas-women-charged-transporting-4-mexican-national-minors-us

CHILD EXPLOITATION
>West Texas man (spic) sentenced to more than 27 years in federal prison for producing child pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/west-texas-man-sentenced-more-27-years-federal-prison-producing-child-pornography
>Missouri man sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for distributing child pornography
ice.gov/news/releases/missouri-man-sentenced-10-years-federal-prison-distributing-child-pornography

NARCOTICS
>Twice-deported Mexican man in East Texas convicted of drug trafficking, immigration violations
ice.gov/news/releases/twice-deported-mexican-man-east-texas-convicted-drug-trafficking-immigration
>5 South Texas men (read Spics) sentenced to 11½ to 35 years in federal prison following their conviction on synthetic narcotics, firearms charges
ice.gov/news/releases/5-south-texas-men-sentenced-11½-35-years-federal-prison-following-their-conviction

DEPORTATIONS
>ICE removes Guyanese national wanted for murder
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-removes-guyanese-national-wanted-murder
>232 illegal aliens arrested during ICE operation in Northern Commiefornia
ice.gov/news/releases/232-illegal-aliens-arrested-during-ice-operation-northern-california
>ICE operation in San Diego/Imperial counties results in 115 arrests
ice.gov/news/releases/ice-operation-san-diegoimperial-counties-results-115-arrests

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What is this Cambridge Analytica stuff? Liberals were raging hard about it yesterday or the day before on Twatter.

McCabe ordered OPR to investigate agent Fred Humphries (ending in 60 day suspension w/out pay) for voicing concerns about Petraeus probe to a member of Congress.

Fred Humphries woke up Saturday morning and for the first time ever raised a blue and white Federal Bureau of Investigation flag on the pole in his front yard.
>"I was encouraged and hopeful,"
said Humphries, 53, in an exclusive interview with the Tampa Bay Times, reacting to the news that former FBI director Andrew McCabe had been fired.

A day earlier, both men left the FBI after 21-year careers.

Humphries retired, a short while after serving a 60-day unpaid suspension for previously speaking to the Times without permission.

McCabe, fired after the Justice Department rejected an appeal that would have let him retire this weekend, is accused in a yet-to-be-released internal report of failing to be forthcoming about a conversation he authorized between FBI officials and a journalist.

Humphries said McCabe’s firing was good for the organization because
>it is important for top officials to be held accountable for the same transgressions agents like him are. The McCabe firing is fitting, Humphries says, for a man accused of lack of candor about media contacts whose office launched an investigation into him talking to a newspaper.
>"Every employee of the FBI voluntarily swears to observe the bureau’s strict standards of conduct, especially in terms of candor and ethics," said Humphries. "When we fall short of that, we can expect appropriate sanctions. Yesterday’s firing of the former deputy director demonstrates that those sanctions are meted out uniformly, regardless of rank or position."

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>NEED NEW OP

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Selected Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs News
>For Additional News - hsgac.senate.gov/media/
MAJORITY NEWS
>Committee Advances DHS Reauthorization Bill
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/committee-advances-dhs-reauthorization-bill
>Johnson Statement on the House Right to Try Vote
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/johnson-statement-on-the-house-right-to-try-vote
>Chairman Johnson Releases Interim Report Including Strzok-Page FBI Text Messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/chairman-johnson-releases-interim-report-including-strzok-page-fbi-text-messages
>Senator Johnson Reveals New FBI Text Messages
hsgac.senate.gov/media/majority-media/senator-johnson-reveals-new-fbi-text-messages


MINORITY NEWS
>McCaskill Launches New Resource for Missouri Veterans Targeted by Home Loan Scams
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-launches-new-resource-for-missouri-veterans-targeted-by-home-loan-scams
>McCaskill: Teva is Stonewalling a Senate Investigation
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-teva-is-stonewalling-a-senate-investigation
>BREAKING: FEMA Puerto Rico Recovery Food Supplier Appears to Have Plagiarized Proposal for $156 Million Contract—McCaskill and Senators Call for Answers
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/breaking-fema-puerto-rico-recovery-food-supplier-appears-to-have-plagiarized-proposal-for-156-million-contractmccaskill-and-senators-call-for-answers
>McCaskill Demands Answers Over Immigration System That Mistakenly Approved Citizenship Applications, Issued Green Cards
hsgac.senate.gov/media/minority-media/mccaskill-demands-answers-over-immigration-system-that-mistakenly-approved-citizenship-applications-issued-green-cards

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Selected News From @TheJusticeDept
>For Additional News - justice.gov/news
FRAUD
>Alabama Resident and Ringleader of Multi-Million Dollar Stolen Identity Tax Refund Fraud Schemes Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison
justice.gov/opa/pr/alabama-resident-and-ringleader-multi-million-dollar-stolen-identity-tax-refund-fraud-schemes
>Pennsylvania Hospital and Cardiology Group Agree to Pay $20.75 Million to Settle Allegations of Kickbacks and Improper Financial Relationships
justice.gov/opa/pr/pennsylvania-hospital-and-cardiology-group-agree-pay-2075-million-settle-allegations

TERRORISM
>Individual Pleads Guilty to Attempting to Provide Material Support to ISIS
justice.gov/opa/pr/individual-pleads-guilty-attempting-provide-material-support-isis
>Syrian National Convicted for Conspiring to Kill American Soldiers in Iraq
justice.gov/opa/pr/syrian-national-convicted-conspiring-kill-american-soldiers-iraq

PEDO, DRUG, AND HUMAN TRAFFKIKING ARRESTS
>19 Members and Associates of Tennessee Mongols Motorcycle Gang Charged With Racketeering Conspiracy Including Murder and Kidnapping
justice.gov/opa/pr/19-members-and-associates-tennessee-mongols-motorcycle-gang-charged-racketeering-conspiracy
>Nebraska Man Sentenced to Prison for Viewing Child Pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/nebraska-man-sentenced-prison-viewing-child-pornography
>Jew York City Correction Department Investigator Convicted of Transporting, Receiving and Possessing Child Pornography
justice.gov/opa/pr/new-york-city-correction-department-investigator-convicted-transporting-receiving-and

OTHER
>Former Defense Contractor Convicted of Unlawfully Retaining Classified Information
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-defense-contractor-convicted-unlawfully-retaining-classified-information

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good morning too

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We're lucky Islam exists, imagine if there were no terrorist attacks and obvious cultural shift/power grabs, people would just pretend importing foreign non whites is no problem at all and no one would complain

Just glancing at CNN makes you more stupid than sitting in an empty room.

MAGA

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They are really trying to force a "Trump-Nixon" parallel when what Trump is clearly doing is to keep control of the media cycle for a couple of days.
Then on Monday Sarah will deliver the usual

> The White House has no plans to interfer with the Müller investigation

Beyond the politics swirling around the firing of McCabe and the ongoing investigation into whether Trump worked with the Russians, Humphries said that ethos about acknowledging wrongdoing makes the firing of McCabe justified.

McCabe "lived by the sword and his career died by the same sword," said Humphries,

The FBI, he said, "is a great organization because historically great people are in it and do great things to make it great. Andrew McCabe’s firing was completely appropriate and will help the FBI start a new chapter in reinforcing the nation’s confidence in this premier law enforcement agency."

The public, Humphries added, "needed to see a senior FBI executive held accountable for a series of missteps during recent years. McCabe is alleged to have committed the same offense that sent Martha Stewart to prison and jammed up General Flynn. No one is above the law, nor is anyone beneath it."

tampabay.com/news/politics/national/Former-FBI-agent-Fred-Humphries-calls-McCabe-firing-justified_166471965

Are there any other types of gov news that people would like to see?
so far I'm pasting
>ICE
>Homeland Security
>Justice Department

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Why is SNL weaponized against Trump?

CamAnal harvested (or bought?) FaceBerg data, and that libtards kvetched how their ""privacy"" was not repected.

The company basically datamined Facebook profiles to build up psychological profiles of people in order to send them individually-targeted ads. This is all perfectly aboveboard and everyone does it, except the Facebook profiles may have been purchased from a guy who didn't have the right to sell them (he had some kind of psych profile test on Facebook, and the rules are that you can't give the information you collect to a third party).

This.

>CamAnal

Schumer:
>The president is floating trial balloons about derailing the Mueller investigation
>Our Republican colleagues, particularly the leadership, have an obligation to our country to stand up now and make it clear that firing Mueller is a red line... that cannot be crossed."

Gowdy on Fox if Sessions goes:
>I think the president’s going to have a really difficult time nominating and having approved another Attorney General.
>It’s going to be a very very long, bad 2018 and it’s going to be distracting from other things that he wants to do

> Facebook sold them data for targeted campaign ads
> it's only bad when conservatives do it

There's nothing wrong with the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Public or private profiles?

>Using social media, especially Facebook
>Privacy

remember to buy AMD

>pic related is one of the CTS member who try to discredit AMD with some bullshit and get called out on it

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AMD is just not as good... but go ahead.

They're weaponized against stupidity.

leafistani gays were a BIG part of it for many years now :-\

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If available
> senate confirmation process
> trump EO and proclamations signed

Thanks for contributing

Good morning.

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Intel, even after the spectre and meltdown patches is still faster than AMD. It just is what it is, bro.

>AMD is just not as good
whatever you say, (((Yahon Eichenblatt))).

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From what I've seen, mostly stupid people watch it.

i'll see what i can find

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>these morning tweets

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heheh drumpfkins, you thought you won this on your own.
You got another thing coming for you, I just told Mueller about how I single handedly hacked facebook with my scripts and mind controlled all the boomers to vote for drumpf.

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He needs to stop fucking around and fire the DOJ and make the military the federal law enforcement organization until domestic enemies can be destroyed.

Probably private, otherwise they wouldn't have needed to purchase the stuff.

Think that's bad? See some Canadian art

Like you?

Cave Cave Deus Videt

Never watched it in my life.

bruh

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>supposed to be packing for a move tomorrow
>shitposting on /ptg/ instead
procrastination is a bitch

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>iconic moment
not yet, cnn. keep trying though i'm sure it will come eventually.

cannot comprende dios mio

where are you going

>Welcome to our country
>Hey thanks guys. Whoa what the fuck is that
>Oh that's a beaver, aren't they the worst?
>Yeah I want to murder it and wear it as a hat
>Want to go kill some?
>Yeah fuck that guy, it's so stupid looking

What are leftists going to say when they didnt impeach trump after 4 years?

Even if mueller subpoenas him, there isnt enough time (historically) for him to be removed from office.

Nixon took 900 days (total) from Watergate to resignation (Jun 1972 to early 1975)
Trump has just about 900 days left.

It cant even happen now.

I am running on this now and it works just fine

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the whole bullshit article if anyone wants to laugh at the desperation and delusions of these people.

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They've got almost 7 more years to try.

because
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIST!

It's really fucking petty. None of their 'comedy' is funny at all either.

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Good morning frens?
What's the news today?

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All he does is bitch bitch bitch which makes him look weak. It's been over a year, will he ever actually do something within his power about the crooked Dems? At this point it looks like a dog and pony show that he is in on.

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Does anyone really believe that Facebook ads is why Trump won? Don't people use ad blockers nowadays anyway?

>run out of creative fluid to actually innovate for a few skits
>”ahh, let’s just #Resist”

>>remember to buy AMD

My next rig is definitely a 32 thread AMD..dollar for dollar the best bang for the bucks.
I'm seriously considering a Volta.

but for stock purchase AMD shares scare me...there is some unseen force working against them. Nvidia though is a good buy even now...

>1 post by this idea

Normalfags usually done

Look at the brain washing here. it's amazing people think like this

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some quality shitposts from your favorite President (Trump) !

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Of course nobody believes it, it doesn't even matter if its true. Leftists just need a nice lie to peddle as always.
>tfw don't even have a facebook and some how russian facebook hackers brainwashed me apparently
Welp.
Truly shocking.

That's the normal reaction with leaves.
Kek.

Don't*

Because Obama legalized domestic propaganda in 2013.

>browsing Sup Forums

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why would you go to Sup Forums

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Total purge when?

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They're trying to discredit both political upheavals of 2016 because of facebook posts

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>Sup Forums
I'd respect you more for linking /lgbt/.

>My next rig is definitely a 32 thread AMD
yeah next Threadripper (Zen+) already looks amazing. What are you gonna do with so many Cores and PCIe lanes, including Volta?

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Is portubaker in charge of the ads???

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>raped-as-children-musicfan tattoo queers
>male vocalist 'rebel' band
we're reaching levels of homosexuality we absolutely expected

>What are you gonna do with so many Cores and PCIe lanes, including Volta?
create the perfect AI girlfriend

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SO MUCH SOY.

Kek, those ads are custom tailored based on your browsing habits. Another MILF sommelier eh?!

Did Mueller even get the HURRY memo or is he just wasting tax dollars at this point?!!?

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Already been done, rip tay gone2soon

lel

Well shit, where is the conservative propaganda? We only really have Tucker and Hannity in the mainstream.

>being able to see the ads

As the previous french president once said "don't worry it's free, the state is paying for it"

>create the perfect AI girlfriend
there was one perfect AI...
are you ready to feel something again?

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Wrong. Trump has the power to bring justice to the evil swamp creatures, yet they walk the streets unpunished. How much patience are we supposed to have before we start suspecting that Trump is part of the swamp himself?

>christcuck
Crucify yourself

>Randlet
>worst

Found the Jew. Why don't you fuck off back to Israel you Godkilling kike?

Hell of a 1 post by this ID, lad

> either Trump declare martial law, suspend the constitutional order, dismisses civilian leadership and put the military in charge or he's part of the swamp
Is that a correct representation of your beliefs user?

See

M'Dude

Didnt he do so via executive order? Meaning that Trump can make domestic propoganda illegal again via executive order, then crack down on the media, right?