Russian elections NOW

Candidates:

Vladimir Putin - you know him

Pavel Grudinin - businessman turned communist candidate, fairly popular. What you would call a champagne socialist.

Ksenia Sobchak - famous journalist, TV host and media person. Daughter of Anatoly Sobchak, mayor of Saint Petersbourg. Liberal. "Candidate against everyone".

Sergey Baburin - nationalist, was in the State Duma, defended the White House(in Moscow) and was in opposition to Yeltsin.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky - nationalist libdem, ran for president many times, known for his unique rhetoric, a living meme.

Grigory Yavlinsky - leader of Yabloko, liberal, was in the State Duma and the Legislative Assembly of Saint Petersbourg, suggests numerous economic reforms.

Boris Titov - supports small business, economic reforms. Has the legion d'honneur award, in 2014 was in the Russian-Chinese relations and friendship commitee. His slogan is "What about Titov?"

Maxim Suraykin - communist, Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communists of Russia.

Vote, Sup Forums.

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>Vladimir Zhirinovsky
>In August 2016, Zhirinovsky prayed for the Republican presidential election nominee, Donald Trump, whose antics were similar to Zhirinovsky's but different in backgrounds, to defeat Hillary Clinton, who he considered dangerous, in order to take his party's ideology global. He also expressed his desire to test his DNA to determine whether Trump and Zhirinovsky were related

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why does everyone Russian i meet try to con me and think all political assassinations are western lies?

The only serious, nationalist opposition was jailed illegally

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Anyone but Zhirinovsky.

That's nothing, he has way better memes.

Meant

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which one will prevent a world war?

I not go to the polls, but this time just go vote for Grudinin , the candidate of the people

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Eh, i personally greatly dislike Navalny, his practices are questionable at best. He takes donations and does almost nothing, changes protest places the night before the protest and disrupts festivals. He loses every debate and his supporters are mostly schoolchildren and self hating russians. His only achievement is the 27 of may protest, which is participated in, but that lead to nothing.

world war is a meme. Never happend

Looks like a cheap vodka commercial

the man has a business empire built on strawberries

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my great grandma's torso was blown off by one of your bombs back in '45

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Putin ofc

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isn't sobchak some reality tv slut outside of politics?

navalny 2!18

She was i a reality TV show a long time ago, but no, not really. Didn't vote for her, but i respect her.

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You want him to deport all the khazaks back so your cities gets denser again?

CNN with some hardcore reporting, makes me think that Russia is meddling in the election.

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Is that a meme? What does this even mean?

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Unironically Putin. Seems better to stick with the evil you know, and Putin isn't even that bad. Just don't vote for a communist. I think we all know how that works out.

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Omg is she ok?

I vote for Boris Nemstov

Yes, she ran Russian Big Brother

Our media is pushing the "Russia did X" thing where they blame your country and Putin for literally everything bad that happens. Cat stuck in a tree? Putin did it. Water in the shower this morning wasn't warm enough? It's Kremlin hackers in the water pipes! Having an electrical brown-out and flickering lights? Well it's probably Russians, and not the nigger diversity hires at DTE fucking with the lines out back.

Our media is a joke.

yeah

The Essential Zhirinovsky
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You will not confuse me, I watch FREEDOM News and I know that Putin is involved in the Russia elections.

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What's the point of this thread, Putin will win again
And again...
And again...
And again...

Why vote for Putin if you can vote for based Zhirinovsky. One german paper called him the russian Hitler.

Couldn't have said it better.

At least Russia has the illusion of 5 or 6 candidates. We're stuck with the lame 2.

>Putin wins.
>Sup Forums is filled with "RIGGED!" threads.

>One of the Commies wins.
>Sup Forums is filled with "HAPPENING" threads.

>Sobchak or Yavlinsky wins.
>Sup Forums is filled with "RUSSIA YES!" threads.

>Baburin or Zhirinovsky wins.
>Sup Forums is filled with "BASED RUSSIA" threads.

Russians, if you're voting for your new president, you're also voting for the future of Sup Forums, choose very wisely.

>Ksenia Sobchak
I think I saw here nudes being posted here, has anyone saved them by any chance?

Only if Hitler was a pocket clown.

What he said.
Here is what they are saying you are doing today, See date in top left.

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Poll booths work until 8 pm everywhere, right? Not just Moscow?

I think I'll go and drop my 5 cents for the obvious choice. The turnout is gonna be higher than for the US pres elections, lmao.

I think I love her.

>clown
he is a very smart man that plays his role outstandingly well, bread and circus.

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And unlike Trump, he's woke on the JQ

Where are the results being posted?

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2 hours to go

the map is here: ria.ru/election2018_news/20180318/1516666850.html

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

>he is a very smart man
lol
>plays his role outstandingly well, bread and circus.
Yeap, just like the rest of the 'deputies' and possibly Sobchak.

Kek.

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who is he voting, you can see the x, but not read the text?

unfortunate what they did to navalny

im glad the pro-sobchak shills failed miserably

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They saved him from the embarasment of getting less votes that Ksenia. Now he at least can still pretend to be the oppressed true opposition in western media at least.

Пыня вeздe бoльшe 70%, pacхoдимcя.

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Where's my NAZBOL GANG?????

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will results be known tomorrow?

21:00 MSK time.

it's still a totally extra-judicial 90s style lawless estrangement of a candidate. this was obviously done BECAUSE he was a threat, and had organic support. Sobchak is the worst of the worst. Her father was killed by putin, who she now works for as controlled opposition.

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2 pm Eastern time (New York)
6 pm London

this guy should be pols mascot!

not eligible because of his ethnicity.

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Just do not make him a martyr, he was a criminal. This is also true of Nemtsov. But they were killed by a criminal regime.

Strawberry fields forever, you say?

Only his dad was a jew, so he is not a jew himself.

can you please redpill me on nemtsov? my mom is obsessed with him, and hates putin because of the murder. im inclined to distrust him because of his support for yeltsin and the fact that he was on a show with anthony bourdain (known CIA operative and shill)
i dont really know that much about him other than that my mother thinks he's a saint.

There's not a single candidate screaming to lock the oligarchs up?
Why not? Seems like an easy win.

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unironically voted for Grudinin
feels good man

my b. I like what he says about russian language needing to be preserved. I dont like how english words are used more and more in place of existing russian ones. His closeness and loyalty to putin's ring is what makes me not trust him at all.

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I vote Suraykin. Make Russia Red Again!

What is Grudinin's programme?

Does he have a chance, maybe in the future?

but why tho? ne nahlebalsya communisma, ili slishkom molodoi chtob znat' etot pizdets?

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he's a left-wing populist with some right-wing talking points on immigration restriction
kind of a mix betwen Bernie and Trump
I think he might have a shot at something like governorship later

Our "elections" are fucking pointless. I'd rather watch some anime instead of wasting time on this farce desu.

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Russian "elections". That's funny.

Boris Titov is a true candidate for right-wing fellas

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I can only wonder who could handle the western accusations and the relationships within Asia (including M.E.) like Putin does. Yes, he seems to be rather fucked-up when it comes to russian internal affairs, but externally speaking, none of those losers could stand a chance against the "Muh Russha" narrative and they'd backstab Assad in an instant if the globalist west would dictate so just to avoid a WW3 with Russia (And Putin ain't playin' that game like a bitch)

Nemtsov was a threat to Putin because in comparison to, say, Navalny, he was a real political figure. He used to work as a governor of one of the regions in the 90s, knew many oligarchs and Yeltsin and his family personally and was in open opposition to Putin

>pic related russian elections 2018 (putin in the middle)

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I vote for Titov

She was a huge slut before growing up and turning all liberal anti-Putin.

I can't read russian, but I assume Vladnik's is the short one that just says "Check here to live"

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>Ksenia Sobchak
>In 2015, Sobchak said that if there was ever the possibility of political persecution against her, she had thought about emigration to London or getting an Israeli passport.

JEW

He sounds like someone I'd like as well then. Is he different from Putin in his political approach to the rest of Europe?

I hope relations will be better in the future. Russia and the rest of Europe should work together.

Wish Russia well in the World Cup! You drew kind of an easy group. Was that vote rigged as well? :p

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at least they make it seem like an election there, our current president was sent from Brussels with no election at all and she only agreed to it after the EU still pays her 20k euros a month for the next 5 years. And now the hypocrites are mocking the Russian elections in the papers.

Yeltsin's ally and the same accomplice in crimes, participated in the operation of the "receiver", organized a "treatment" Sobchak's than saved his ass from prison and do not even stammer that he did not know the role of Sobchak and Puti the way in drug trafficking in St. Petersburg.

And this is the very first thing I remember

he supports keeping Crimea, but generally it looks like he wants to focus on the domestic issues like healthcare, welfare for the elederly and stuff
The group looks easy but Uruguay might be a problem

basically it's just candidate bios, year of birth and residence/party
Putin's is "Moscow, president of Russia, independent"

Honestly, I believe Putin is going to win. However, Putin also has a fair shot--and you never know--Putin could win in a political upset.

>be navalny
>constantly break the law
>get arrested and get a slap on the wrist everytime
>go whine to western media
>"oh no, how cruel, just because he's in opposition"
>repeat again and again
>actual Russians in Russia probably don't care

He's like the Ai Weiwei of Russian politics.

Create a poll next time OP.

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I tried to look up memes about the russian election, but google images just came up with a list of graves.

oh, yeah, my bad

>Ksenia Sobchak
is she really a candidate? who tf goes on tv and cries "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee men being mean"

lol his lawbreaking is nothing compared to what people like Serdyukov or Chaika do
if he's irrelevant, why don't they let him prove it in an election?

GRUDININ

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>He used to work as a governor of one of the regions in the 90s

And it was actually shit

>t.russian from Nizhny Novgorod

I bet Putin bangs her

Meanwhile, Navalny has called for a boycott of the election since he was squeezed out of the race.

what a little bitch boy